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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ) Q, P' ], _* ~2 s1 z' k6 [. u
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. : }3 i1 U3 w0 H( u5 C- r+ H* G
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
" K% K1 W0 z7 F7 W" N1 W) L& I# i4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
& u" I. ^2 w- `* _$ x# @5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
1 k! V' s' C( G0 h6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 7 j: d) @* L; Q s7 G( }/ B
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
% b% ]; U+ E$ z% A9 a8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
# K/ d6 v, q& P4 X2 d/ }; \9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
, C- S; G2 Q4 I9 _6 F* V10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 9 R0 S( r2 u, O3 E2 D# F) }6 a6 x
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
: h) V9 |1 ?- N3 S2 N! E" ^3 ~12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
- n, B7 b) O `2 k" B. e13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
" R. _# S8 z6 Z d( I- m+ p6 c& k; q* Y14. Can I flirt with you?
2 ^, q @, |9 W4 I15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. , ]" ]6 D( q/ }9 g, B
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if / Y0 G1 f9 L2 u4 \
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
2 o# j# X$ }4 `8 p+ `! ]% E4 X# N% k5 Q18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
% ]0 B3 _7 y# G/ i9 k/ q19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. ' S* ]" ?6 Y7 Q3 T) ]" D1 I$ ?
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ' E- A- e$ t# B4 c* t, }
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ' ]3 g2 x6 n8 k" y7 c8 t
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. & \: q( g6 c# O, U" u% G
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
$ M! f1 W! R. b24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
( b+ {8 R/ E$ n25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
/ I# g. G* u- z# f* D26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5 A% W5 a& d! n- S6 M8 m6 s27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? ! U! f+ Y( \ f3 p
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
/ b. s( e# M& o" e. D29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? + ~/ g4 e2 T) I4 ?
30. So... How am I doing'? 0 T& m3 c; i5 K0 H/ W# t" g$ h
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? , R* ~! f+ ^' B9 z
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
0 A6 b# H; V9 f/ u1 h+ ]33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
0 u! H2 {1 c' H' o34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
2 n+ j/ W2 j) C$ V, r2 O ?35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. # w: R) t+ W: z9 U( R
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
' ~/ Z) i; y" B% W37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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