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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....7 Z' R2 a7 P0 S8 C) _
8 N3 K$ `" Z+ \1 G2 j1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
% ^3 F( Q0 E& `2 p2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
# b- d3 _. w& {# f* M j3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. . D& K- ^+ j9 O: |6 u, N& ^
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 8 R) a ~7 z4 t: X& u" |: `1 Q; A% D
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6 k) W$ j n& f: U- M, J6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? % p1 n' [9 Y7 A# g Q
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 6 \. ] h* [( y- r- s7 _) A
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
% W7 q1 G# H% T! l# a ]: p# k0 D9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9 _) Q B+ x' [10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
. V" w) O8 u* L2 g# w" j( l8 p11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. $ D# Q- s B* y9 G
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" , I" q* R @" |# n% W
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? * w! C# ~. `1 \
14. Can I flirt with you? 8 p4 {# ^0 q! `; j0 [& p. E- t
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 4 ^* x# M$ }" Q/ W
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
, ]9 Q! }' \) r/ K17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ! u0 B$ A6 v7 [1 x
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 1 |% N/ F5 j. C; a/ Y7 E
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
6 I- |1 _8 i3 `& d2 X! z20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
/ o9 J5 p% ]/ ~- n% a7 C21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
$ U, Y2 T2 ^& ?22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 1 r6 w9 g' ~9 C$ N
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
' M- q% m/ j: T4 u' @24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
4 ^" k6 q! n& Y2 S/ \25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 6 s) U: j% Y& L) o( p: g/ ]1 I
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ! F" _ \& k+ T' D* ~' {. w, G" y( ?
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? - J7 ^+ n9 @! C2 a( K2 D
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
. ~0 J+ s3 D; @) F0 N" x- d29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
+ z% U& O, l# [. @7 J2 P$ Y" K E+ R30. So... How am I doing'? $ x5 M+ N) Z' L& B
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ! E, d/ y' Y1 p- P; `$ N6 p+ X/ a
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. : q, V7 P3 @. @. ]. j$ O7 `8 |! W8 ^
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? & i9 g& O( C! {% s- J! Z' \
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ' z1 H* C$ n) \; F& N
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 9 Z& ^% J0 U' J1 t( u$ ]
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
( [/ x( Z2 \$ g' R37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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