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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ) }3 _+ c1 {/ R- ]
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - k3 i4 m9 ?" R* u0 T! O& [
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
% l6 ]. D' C5 u! g1 h6 e4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
4 U" F6 g1 I# i3 \/ G5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5 m7 N$ C( ^, D0 j: Q& t6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
( ~& _4 {( ]! O3 E! y7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. + G( J! C3 r+ u
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. + V9 W8 J% o9 P ?, h6 h2 l. p. H+ j& X
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ! ~* `' R& e: b1 ?. @- C4 Z% ^2 `/ S
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
/ |) Z! H9 A7 u: r# M) t11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
0 B$ _% k% R; y% r12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" $ n6 \% D2 D( g# z
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
( K! d- `/ i* [: e! T14. Can I flirt with you? ) O" d; y( D, Z- h
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ( |$ S& }: h! }% p' i
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
5 B& w3 |2 b- r: y17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
' a* O2 T% J6 m18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 2 d% k. R1 [3 N9 K) F# q
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
, e8 A2 ^: b' J6 Q/ R( Q20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
: |7 f# ]* u* Q3 o$ N, ]6 ^- Z2 D21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- d8 q O+ P# u) `8 Q# d22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 F. c, n# |8 V; x X% d23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 2 y% c3 J1 v3 t8 q" A" {" t( e% J$ L
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? # l" e+ I, f# P2 z
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
A& o- |1 {6 B5 g) _26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. + Y1 c8 D/ `* n
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? * W2 j# p9 B- n% a) h5 Z
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 5 @+ S9 L* L. s. k4 v* v5 g9 l
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? + M0 q( S* B- q4 d. @. D$ s
30. So... How am I doing'? & a: z, v7 [0 y9 T/ P* ]" s7 w( d- s
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 2 z, b0 G9 L* F$ w% S& b9 A
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. & C m1 S B& w9 v
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
/ \- N [% x0 y& I) @8 d, J34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? / H4 X3 I8 |8 i; W: o9 e4 G0 l: v- n
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. / N) q- t6 N7 n* b6 x8 }9 [1 q
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 3 f* a; u- q8 v
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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