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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....& e5 o* p% s3 k' r/ t! m
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 8 z- ?% n% y( q, F+ R. p% h
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
* I+ O3 }: E+ A; a# s8 F: `2 k3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 9 p' |  _( m3 N, Q; M) X
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] - @; V) s- y8 }' e; F- J
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 7 W9 p2 [; k$ `. e
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 9 T( N  H) e& Y" _0 b; }
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 8 }) T8 K2 ?" A+ f& A9 O- X# u
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 8 ?1 o  E1 z% ]# }, [
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? $ ]) c& j! i8 T
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ' f7 V1 R$ W9 l3 _* g' p
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 2 m! |3 s& z9 a& x1 T; H
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" $ G" V5 i( U. e& E
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 3 N0 {8 X3 D4 U1 E* Z6 y+ ]
14.        Can I flirt with you?
) K: F" h5 l0 u' I" T' n2 U15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ; X  J! U5 \+ n7 o$ U- c4 i$ X; g
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ! q; H4 i5 j& M7 ^3 }
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. , f; f$ I- z( E) b- ^
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? # U4 q& i# V2 [# g6 l
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 9 s% ^6 H2 ~$ _; K
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
. k4 Y! \3 v& b  L# I1 g8 v21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?   l1 c# K0 o$ r
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ' [7 I& j0 O6 s/ n$ }/ J
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
# x. f. D  Y. Z24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? + L& I/ z# b8 D# x0 x
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
0 T5 [, @- |! W; ]( X3 z3 _9 E26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ' }1 V( Y5 g  m! y; _/ r
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
. f2 I& O* u* r1 J4 }4 r+ D) [28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
% p2 j) \- y& Y, N4 J2 J29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
4 b$ P; [; T$ _5 Q1 r30.        So... How am I doing'? 9 K* s- X( J2 A  Z% n& W4 T
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
* n9 E" `* V) t6 s, m6 _+ C32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
& a6 k( J# a0 G2 U33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
0 @* r- ]; P; _( q/ F1 }9 ~2 J34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? * x! R- X$ r6 E+ k1 _
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ! v8 J* @! \; M. p5 M( t
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
. r' y4 Q3 l: U+ i6 M' r37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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