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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 3 j* E7 S7 K, m4 M/ O' H
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" , R7 a: Y; y$ o% L2 F
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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. ]: M7 O$ c( A1 M. AWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 4 T* t; E; D' |
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ! W& b, a, V1 @' U$ ]' ~& h
3 l" j! Y7 Q B" T2 Y6 HThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
3 f$ G) r' x% u" M1 D- S4 IDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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$ Z( r4 g) r* ]( q, v6 j! |The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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