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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. # z( ^% i6 g. ^! @0 M! b8 e
& \) s6 b% X: o1 w" eHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
8 t' a# L- `5 V; ksales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?; E+ ?$ W3 z! H" R6 }& p4 F1 a: a
2 Q- z$ [0 u8 q/ d6 P6 j/ YWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
2 S* s9 U; {% |/ Hfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
) S% m# V) `- V& N) Z/ s4 wDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" / H& X& b3 q0 [2 y- W2 C9 }
! M/ d' }5 n. {The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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