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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" ) g! u0 C4 g0 M! u D
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?4 y% C/ o4 A% I: w1 s+ F
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
: O$ G4 ?/ u4 R) }' Rfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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6 V' N" F* M! D% O' v A: \/ a) sThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
0 `- i1 h x! _0 D5 rDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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