Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 R( c/ m2 W& F>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
5 {; g4 j# ~7 u1 \, O8 y) I>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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- }) o* n, i8 Z>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
- {! }0 {/ x: o2 z1 t* E6 n; P/ a# V>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
5 V3 C8 }& [% X# M- e3 j>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
+ y7 d: R% @5 h>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
4 j0 r) d& N9 Q, n3 D" C>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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3 L  O1 [6 a) n, {; T4 Y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
# }" i# G; J2 V2 S>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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2 S" n1 i4 ^4 a  h' ~>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
$ s; ~5 m" a& u" k, I0 ?>>             First date: Meet her parents.
0 j# @6 ?# L4 E. O+ {' n>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 s& Z4 j0 [( x# @>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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7 Z7 ?  A4 E) g( I) b1 X0 k( m>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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1 l4 ^0 p0 r6 S6 J- A>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
2 m/ U# v; \- Q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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3 L" h8 [' w* P>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
9 l5 ?7 G7 @' R. s>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
8 V; D' y+ s$ Z! H! k! D>>             No third date.