Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
% `/ v) p0 y* u1 p>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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* x7 I  A+ J& ]; T0 f>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ i0 ?+ `7 Y* Q$ f4 @# w- u>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
+ I2 q; n7 u- o6 e. d>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
( Z! Q7 z1 t- W. n  h) D. W5 R8 G>> restaurant.
3 x2 D! B( @& r& G>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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0 ]; P/ S* q) r5 {% c1 f  t>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
( O* [& a& t. C6 T; _0 B3 }>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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) ~7 m9 }, X6 L6 M, G( Y>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
8 {$ L: {, |5 c4 q3 [: g>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
# F; E  n- W7 K; D1 ?7 ^>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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0 W1 }3 c7 T3 l- o  R* d" m) R>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
% l3 P! `1 s9 }3 V>>             First date: Meet her parents.
( l5 R6 x9 ^7 x' a. ~) Y$ S>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ j5 M7 }7 M; r7 q9 r>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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9 a: N% ~0 ]# q* t- k  C5 X>>             BLACK WOMEN:
2 q- ?3 z2 o; Y) S7 P1 _0 C>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
& t/ V$ g, g0 Z0 R* u: e9 H& e  G>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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4 M& b+ i3 o( q1 l>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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& m% m' u$ S% S* _: P; E+ h>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
* D' i: k& J6 ~7 A' I>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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3 n: q; l* r1 p" w>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
. J0 L% q+ e3 [$ f& \$ Y0 u>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
' W1 J$ V" g! m0 O>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
1 \& X- q# y3 \: ]9 F0 ?: f. c/ d* e>>             No third date.