Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
& S/ J% n& p; n; y>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ G& a8 o" s; s" B: S/ k) f>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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: l8 H# v5 {( h. X9 y, c>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
/ ~( n5 Q3 h: [/ U>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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5 X3 q- a+ S* Z. _4 P>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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6 a# @. A9 n: Q& D, f7 n$ k0 q: u>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
. o0 X8 W7 g0 i* E+ L; f# M>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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1 f6 S) J2 h3 z; r- g>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
; ]3 C8 H% U3 V& i; V4 e5 R& x1 a) R>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
- ~$ p  ?9 ]& G6 n& o- I>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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/ |( H0 x2 N0 T0 M$ Z" f* P$ I3 \( y6 j>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
' u9 U9 a4 y2 Z  n$ Y" n>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
' [5 f& a* y" s, @: Y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
3 a6 \/ ~2 Y3 }0 j3 T2 q+ V>> Nothing happens again.
8 Z! Q* T0 u- V/ v6 L8 ?- F>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
/ d9 l1 d* o& \" ~>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
" ?: {8 C5 U) Y! }, ]" f9 b>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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) M. i' x- V# P& q+ Q" V) ^>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
3 d- i- @8 S# I" N+ U( }4 H>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
: N+ I# D. K& i: p>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
1 J& A$ U' l+ S5 W( I>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
$ d. l3 }- H) \>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
! `2 X# U. ]/ }9 I; ^" S/ o>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
' r# j9 K% t) c. \$ _>>             No third date.