Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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1 S; W0 ^' v: W% R6 M>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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5 s( L- B1 B; G. x>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' Y5 u8 P. A; \0 o" h* Q>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
$ y. u( H$ J- K% t4 }1 l6 I" Z>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
7 g6 U/ z( q. s9 Z>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
' N8 ^2 m& f$ ?5 h( ~- q) ~>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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( X9 }5 I* n( O" ?/ j1 y>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
+ D  z% h3 o+ F4 B# R* V>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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" N8 g1 c5 u  g- f  ^, v>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
- E! O9 j+ H9 x4 m2 @>>             First date: Meet her parents.
% N4 f; g; B) k, t9 S>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
1 s7 T: x# @5 `5 ]4 _>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
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>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
3 t) t0 N: H$ D+ w! w3 D: \>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
  P8 u( D/ c$ a>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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4 A; U! N( a0 y) \2 K2 ~8 ~>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
$ z: @: q1 I! _6 w' d9 d+ ]>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
$ T4 l/ R3 e( o>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
' l5 P# _5 W8 T% A, D7 I" h>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
( w) z* h8 N1 S; Q* e- k8 `>>             No third date.