Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* C9 Q4 F7 p2 Q; \- f>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
+ ]6 K, `" C9 s# m! h>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
" }* C, a( L7 h>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 r* x8 V% u8 a: W0 ~7 V+ O>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
# U+ v2 R2 U. B4 B>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
  ?7 Z& S: f$ e6 B1 K- f8 w# Uinsists on
3 m- _+ l2 B+ i3 Z>> a 3-carat ring.
% S% l5 M1 u- d+ P>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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9 B4 I% u' ~! @6 ]5 q>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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  [* U) z" g0 x; H. y! Q" H; M; [>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
9 m0 N# K1 J1 R6 q) t0 I# ~, X$ i/ t>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
; C9 _  O9 s; m3 V( c9 F( u; O>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
- s# }2 t2 P0 S' R>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
" B5 T% k! \1 m' B/ t7 S. }head
>> again.
>>
$ M& A: l/ h" X' S) I>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
" r0 C5 y9 u# s4 S>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
3 O  T1 c7 E! m% N! `: e8 k: \4 O>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
1 a4 W7 h4 I" ?>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
2 U4 N6 a* N& @; X( _6 u/ h& t>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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' ?0 f' v9 \* d! M, y# u) g2 j>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  g* h4 B% _( H9 I6 ^6 l>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
/ A4 m& Z: }" V- H; h8 d( n>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
/ @/ g2 y9 N/ o>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
, _# D' Z9 D- `6 G9 r0 F4 p: t>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
* [! x* s5 L0 Z# |- p>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
) h+ _, }7 v- S) a; t>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
2 L$ I5 ?% E1 ysister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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5 E9 \- E/ j% n/ M>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
% g7 B) C! R0 ?* k, j7 U: |0 b3 g, ~>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
0 Z$ l: d5 V4 o  S" _' Q>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
7 e) v0 R5 @3 v- E>>             No third date.