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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring! u$ `8 \5 _! d3 V+ X+ o( P
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.". X( E$ W. z5 X6 S* E
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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; P) l, {/ T4 r" ~5 oThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."- `* W" j8 W" n$ g* D/ U
M; N3 L, o. ]& ?The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.# y& N/ U6 {$ o$ J# n! c6 e/ A
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.1 P" }8 |) J j1 g! W0 t
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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2 q7 x9 P6 z" l- }! cThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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