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Spring is officially coming today!0 ~2 k! J- R* c
; q( G4 g* c5 o) ]7 u9 G# jThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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: m9 l: e% Y( s- t) z" L+ H$ ?An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."/ B% A% `: x; j1 k
5 F% N s- e( F1 G1 `* N1 KSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."$ ], {* `& X% m9 `4 a! {
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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+ t2 \) E) s$ qThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: B i+ U- y% n+ [2 E. F, X: T
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.) \) N/ S3 |# Q. R
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."2 n3 \+ \' m. K/ q
. P5 P. _9 G* m/ ^The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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