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Spring is officially coming today!: o# h1 V5 O, F7 o: U5 b
1 @/ p2 a2 {) g/ jThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!7 r4 Z8 L# h9 ?: ?
1 U, d/ @- k- _) V* ~An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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0 T: G8 t9 b6 c) t8 C3 @( `So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.- ^+ X- n6 R8 \; W0 z; F3 }7 D$ u$ R
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."% g4 F/ c: J$ t3 @4 ?+ ~* n: B
$ N- o: t' F) c5 KThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.# C7 ]8 E( w4 e, V* P
3 u5 j: s1 L8 c' @# xThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
. p! Y6 d4 y: H8 t {% IEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.8 E& }( \ E# y+ h& [* g8 b
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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