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Spring is officially coming today!# @' r9 S- h) m" T) s4 d
9 ?! y' W0 |1 ~7 IThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!8 s& x' U' r' R; I- Q: ]+ F
c9 W6 s+ C; y$ T! VAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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" K; Z( z9 r o- i& tThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.". {* Q+ n9 N3 f# F& B: \
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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9 ^. f. B: l% H( K- J( GThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
& h8 K( q) X4 @+ f: }; ^* YEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.2 v" i5 E; b; o, o
! c, H3 R& G2 I7 c1 ?& x5 GThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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