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Spring is officially coming today!( r% j* o7 I. ]4 D7 A
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!$ {5 r# x: K7 u% Q5 Q5 ^( V
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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! K' e& f4 I8 tSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more., A. ]' f! d3 A* _
3 Q- k; I+ p UThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."8 ~% C! n& c% e
' R F+ n e; A$ }The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
2 k; \/ T" [/ }* REvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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8 a. m" }4 N5 N& ]& X% z0 xThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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