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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!- U) ]- Y8 o8 ~0 m7 {! E, d) ^
" \& n/ a, h8 x& Y5 M3 jAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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& |) }# |4 y8 O3 y1 V! W. PSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."% G3 G1 t$ w X
+ _& x& B1 [6 ^, Q X9 } yThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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. j( L- f3 g b. p. tThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
! X- u* D! L& k- E7 WEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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