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Very funny.......
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Needing to use the restroom,
, F" f6 a& I2 }& E: qI stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.2 F/ N' N- o$ Y) ~( y9 I. g& Q0 G
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: / z; D( t2 _# _2 T, V6 b
"Hi, how are you?"3 q. E+ h' T0 ^7 E$ ~9 E7 t) ~
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, - i9 O5 Q1 M% _" O, ?2 i9 }4 W/ G+ R
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But I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
4 G1 P2 q9 E$ K9 E7 b"Doin' just fine!"
* W0 @. \7 k& `6 q0 tAnd the other person says:
' \$ ]+ ^) v' B* R"So what are you up to?"( k6 U f) n$ O. {- i- k2 ]3 h4 P
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: - p& M# V2 P' p1 [! t2 C! B
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"??
& F1 H4 F ]) a; j b) q: K3 m$ fAt this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.3 Y9 Q% l, {5 M U& M- X: Y( t0 y" n
"Can I come over?" 8 L) Z# x* P- r0 d3 M. N- c/ v
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Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them " \, v. g( D* }
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"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!" ! f$ ^, V" f5 B; u' r% U" O- Z
' o3 i3 Z) g; X+ s: zThen I hear the person say nervously...
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1 u) D& u- M5 R9 h8 }- s"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
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( ^* j& F3 [2 c+ canswering all my questions
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Cell phones, don't you just love them! |
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