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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
6 D9 o5 G! P# Ohis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
& p7 d8 @: b: n9 x0 v% E- Q6 [decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
9 ]+ b* I( B, f9 {browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked ^/ d) D4 C' f2 ~1 `8 ]+ d
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
. Y4 X7 I0 o/ g. @/ H4 S$ wI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
( p9 k0 |' H4 W# I3 m' Qexcept... ahhh... never mind."7 h. O; ~7 K* u
, C* A: G0 I! \1 d "Except what?" the man asked.* c* y' s3 w4 W
"Nothing, nothing."' r2 p3 m* m0 i+ g/ w& ^ |
"C'mon, tell me!"
+ q. Z3 L0 c3 P, S "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."" ~- L/ b# y n* e( u, _
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
9 B0 F6 r, z8 `& _ }5 D2 P "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
6 t- S' h5 I+ ?/ M- `5 T So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
( T9 G0 s8 m/ P2 J2 k. |carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very: }/ m3 M' y: A& K p
ordinary-looking black dildo.7 o- j6 B( o" q) {
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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, s! K9 o6 r4 k' G# P- R- ] The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
* ]/ m& t3 |" q; tman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."' J# Y8 s3 Y H) ^% T
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
# N: D/ r2 D7 Q/ N) l. o, i/ B' Kscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack + c/ S8 w1 a7 i2 J% F* ~, ^8 v
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
4 I! L/ W; z$ O1 j# i+ C"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to. l; b. m" f* b; v& a% ~1 m- i
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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3 [ z1 t2 S/ u* p( T0 i "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it# K+ r8 Q/ L2 Z, X0 a
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took2 Z! P6 e0 u, G' K9 d1 K3 L1 H; Z
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all / ^2 F( k: ?; K) t
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
8 M8 v7 m5 b; h8 K. ~" Lsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She0 {) o/ ^' |4 Z
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
5 P3 a0 @- x# W/ i/ |$ M( ?3 ?6 Dremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,' d$ l! E) @0 A4 }, F5 j
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
$ Q( l0 q8 l }# X! qgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 6 Z; Q+ \: X& _- t N u1 a
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
0 z5 z+ _ C" a9 L% M& r ^2 uhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried- ?4 E+ i6 y5 _* |5 S, L4 z& X
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
5 e* ?) S- _& S7 w2 |& Ljust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive/ C5 o+ j# g: W. Y
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming8 ?4 V0 D* E$ t+ M; i
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
- d$ s, [$ X$ S; e2 Z8 W) othing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights) c* d8 V5 T# C8 o0 `
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
. I4 Y0 i2 P- @# J% \much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
. e# M. \+ g p' O4 g9 thadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right3 `! B K' Z& q" e0 l
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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