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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew+ C2 ]% k) J9 e7 H
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
, ] X& l; |6 g( f( `decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
@1 j! M) Y' R) z8 f/ \browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked/ \" S0 g" _+ G+ }. R1 Z
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
7 }6 ~6 C: }% ~I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,' }; C# n1 x/ W. C+ D# F1 s
except... ahhh... never mind."( }; ]! ]/ Q m! N0 Y+ d
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"Except what?" the man asked.$ y8 ^ e z. |0 o! \3 V% ?* b! \
"Nothing, nothing.". _! n" ]: [, \. r3 C" }
"C'mon, tell me!"
. u# @3 {' {6 p "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."' W, r6 O6 R0 {8 S- h
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.0 `4 K1 m# Z0 G! D
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
! A2 s1 q5 m( z' g9 p So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 8 X: J4 J# t$ [( F2 u
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
6 n1 u5 ^; X% b F; Y; qordinary-looking black dildo.
* V- {# v: f; Z( B6 C The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"; n/ r- t" @) x+ p, L1 H
: G, |' v2 q2 q The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
- K8 h' Q% ]" B: d2 zman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."; I- D6 K' Y( F% x! I3 _2 S2 ]; _
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
9 |% P* L( h9 z+ [: vscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack X& w( {' K" `: Z$ w$ C- Z7 v5 ?5 w& S
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
; M+ K# Z7 l0 _' H"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
. x+ {0 V5 I4 p8 Rthe box and lay there, quiet once again.% D7 a) t: A8 a% R8 X, P
& R/ @) [" I3 y "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it/ w2 O5 B+ M [; ]3 a
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took/ P9 a9 g) _# V( N; X+ r a
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
3 Z0 T$ I0 M0 n% D0 o0 Zshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
' {" z" Z2 j: r! h& D2 Z' y# e+ Bsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.+ o; j* N0 Q" h" b4 [" a5 y7 M. Q
3 Q! J9 D1 j1 b/ [% i After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She+ R; J8 d e0 z8 z# S! u4 P
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she- y' H- J: Q. ^4 D! j9 s
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,; X7 K, C. H$ m
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
8 K7 M. b8 N" H. ugreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she * O4 e+ r/ w3 |' j# t" \
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
; r; k, {" x* F* @' z3 Shusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!7 D; f8 u7 }' Q( Y+ p' D
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried6 R" U3 u8 Y7 A, O' U2 W7 P
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
5 B) Q I' S) ~- N8 qjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.( y. P. n2 T: [% o; _6 F
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
6 \7 Y% z. N5 e9 @$ v7 Vto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming1 v& k2 ?! r' z8 q$ p. g2 Z
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next: e P4 h9 h# T$ ^' [) M2 | R
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights4 X+ I5 u) [2 }5 y- v/ v4 Q$ x) `( ~
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how" b; M8 T! f" b' h
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
# p8 s" G: p& H. T+ Q; ^hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right4 u1 {# G9 Z/ b) ^ W/ x G& W
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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