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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
) H3 u( o3 ]# K. U% Qhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he6 B; `) c9 ?5 u% i9 g. G1 l
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he5 b! R* M( a7 @
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked% |- u0 Y/ n1 }& _
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
! f0 K% g3 K2 ~" z( W' R4 iI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,5 E: O/ ]5 Z8 B/ ?3 u& ^8 D0 Z
except... ahhh... never mind."1 ?& D" }. y4 I) f3 R8 }$ o( s/ ~. t
7 H5 q+ a2 k& S. |0 J1 G "Except what?" the man asked.; Y# E. b: `" I! w. F
"Nothing, nothing."
$ m9 z# d7 I6 d) _ ~9 G+ n "C'mon, tell me!"
" D& F& B; R/ f" z0 Y; @% ]% M' k "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
* E' L/ v) ^/ K' S3 I N/ E "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
; \2 C* G* P9 G- }* I7 c "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."$ E" p1 ]& L8 n7 X
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, * M+ }" s+ O0 U$ o7 ^/ k
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very3 n0 ]2 ~% v" H K$ L7 M/ y
ordinary-looking black dildo.; H( Z0 Y! g: @( c
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
8 r( `7 r+ V% xman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
6 E/ E, Q4 S. l, y1 {' B3 ]4 I VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started5 o* B* ]0 I! \0 h" }& a2 Q5 N
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 2 ]' Q* [) l3 |, S- u3 s
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
5 h! @7 L1 k4 { d"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to% F: Z% K$ E3 @+ v, W Y: s! S
the box and lay there, quiet once again." U( T3 E+ ` m
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
: N+ v! j) Y% R- |wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took( g- ?3 z/ B9 t9 P$ t
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
8 r% f* d9 [. ^7 ]% gshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip4 W3 Z p3 K1 }: a% _
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.) L0 h3 x1 T5 J1 d! R" l
2 N. G; R8 ~2 e$ [ After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She! h5 v1 Y- k: ]7 `% }
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she! X; @* i4 m) z* ^- }2 {
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
: `) p. ]; S0 g; j; K$ e"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was3 V5 a% m, Q0 i0 B7 v
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 6 j" r6 `" O+ m1 c
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
" x6 s& p. [, p/ d: }husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!# d- \4 u/ O" |, L$ R9 J9 V
8 P& j3 { {7 B/ i7 z$ d8 K) m She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
, }1 e$ g* ]1 O5 C' pto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick7 i# K+ B, b9 F' G, j" e
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.+ [+ | p3 G9 T* b7 d: r, d% w# G
: }5 x4 Y" B8 X3 O, K% ` Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
# g3 [- J6 e0 ?" hto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming; u# u( o5 q/ Q. q7 [9 i* a
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
7 c d; Y- n3 \& C/ O$ k! Zthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
- N4 O% z0 r* N# J& c: sflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
# M! R0 z% ^, W# ?8 R; O- Wmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
+ @7 F7 v! H1 i: }. r3 t5 Ehadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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6 X ~ D1 u# _- f4 v7 Z0 g) z The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right+ H, E6 N6 q6 C
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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