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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
3 N. |$ }1 K2 J2 D7 c/ F* ahis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
. C( @4 p- Q# b% |) jdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
2 x$ I' H. N1 l* M3 h( d/ v% Ibrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked% X; a, d9 h0 _
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,9 ^: |9 P$ A0 L0 f) ]) p5 P* o. m
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
' l: w1 v2 f$ H! p S' cexcept... ahhh... never mind."7 C; m% |% j: ~: n
* _5 [! F7 _( r+ k+ T "Except what?" the man asked.: k" `9 h7 a* l7 e8 t
"Nothing, nothing."
; e9 y* y# F( A. w( K) P "C'mon, tell me!"+ L" P# L* `% j6 V
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
$ T; w/ H0 v8 M$ _ "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.2 b" r& J$ U# N9 W9 f% ]& W9 q
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."" ^3 f* t ^- y) W
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
6 d9 f$ v$ V8 v0 @, \/ Ccarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very1 h. M3 Y ~- \8 _: M, E
ordinary-looking black dildo.
( D0 M( j, b4 I1 v1 k* v! U The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?" G2 J% g$ p) Q# K5 I( ~/ M. @
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old5 v! G% c+ X! U2 u/ p
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."2 h, k1 C$ `2 y; C# F
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
9 e# S! g( A/ hscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
5 a A, r% ~- T. Q: Ddeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,* z2 {! U* K8 f/ t2 M i4 }
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to: P# r) Z: U2 o# L
the box and lay there, quiet once again.6 L8 I" T: g( S' n6 t1 F
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
! W u- o4 J7 B: b9 ywasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took1 B$ @2 h, Q$ ?1 Q
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 8 \9 r8 [7 n. W$ S [
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip" U3 C% o1 v" U, r, [. H5 | [
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
2 L! e6 r! n" G" ]thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
1 ^( ?3 V0 J g" O1 z4 m1 u! Bremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,, S% h' k7 s* ~% F* y
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
9 Y; z0 U! y! z. W" x9 agreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 3 q: I, _7 C, `* ~8 ]! V- h# M
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her- R: i( x0 c9 x# k) d" ^. y9 Z8 |
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
* x0 T( J! v- P0 fto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick) z' c0 n, }" @5 T) G, l
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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1 f' d" a- x4 j; _# C Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive! Q3 L% P* V& w9 Y2 s
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
! j' X; m1 R9 J" h+ c; T$ Straffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next5 u0 V) m' H" x) s% w
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
0 ~ {, b! J! @ Dflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
" h* ?; v0 G4 pmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she$ N* l( _7 V$ b
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.2 M5 ~5 U1 U, G9 r% Q1 @& N
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
" o+ n( t% t) |" tlady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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