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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
. m7 x, H, d: d2 b Ohis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he8 D2 H" {9 ?: X. z6 I
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he- H( |, a6 |( c
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked9 V6 C* y7 e2 U1 _
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,- K7 x m" m( k* z
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
/ ?) \( ~2 |3 M! X9 Z6 Sexcept... ahhh... never mind.". r) O2 V" } s9 {8 h
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"Except what?" the man asked.2 T" z0 H' O1 w" D% ^) G+ H
"Nothing, nothing."' ]6 ]6 M3 q. _7 A+ X y
"C'mon, tell me!"
3 [. |% Y5 ?% n5 H: Y h "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
. U, o/ P. A1 |- N6 y "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
" D8 j5 l5 R' J) C$ r "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed." k& f; |9 Z' S9 i
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 9 g& f+ K8 s2 @
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
3 d$ R. }. K( G, J- _2 _1 n8 _ordinary-looking black dildo.
, V- F9 f1 U O$ ? l% A; A2 ` The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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2 {5 k$ ~) y o9 {7 g1 q! Y The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
0 C$ B' W& O% g' X9 Fman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door.", E6 m' ]+ [: g, @
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
0 F: ?6 q: r2 T9 ~) G8 X1 t( dscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
: f1 q2 ^+ p: Ydeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
/ I7 j8 B1 I/ @$ u, D"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to* `8 z: Q0 _' F8 `5 G' W3 f, F
the box and lay there, quiet once again.% O( d" W1 _5 _. ]
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it! K' n* E3 t" Y- h( d1 l) ]6 p- K
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took5 `6 w \. y, q
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 7 y4 e b0 r V3 i n2 r9 P/ y
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip; I. r7 q& e# L0 w) ]) ?
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.4 W5 o4 e6 M" E( i3 p! r4 i
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
) f# Y! `1 ?- A4 a" ]- V Y: sthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she, b, t8 o2 Z+ `8 B O+ j
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,/ L; Q- D" u9 L: b! ~1 |% n/ A
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was/ w: q5 H- j5 v' ` b0 `
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she ! D/ [% ^4 {1 P$ y
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
9 X8 c9 |; o+ g5 ~' ]% _husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried3 Y$ `8 e) A) Z5 H. d/ u+ m2 L
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick' R4 j0 q9 Y( G4 w
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
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traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next3 |( U& S3 t/ }& J, R3 }' M
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
3 @, `; ]' O8 ?* iflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
" I% p9 G$ R: j. w4 ?) b5 umuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she4 a: q% u8 Y# _7 ]9 n, k" c
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick./ ]. o# m9 K2 O( W- S' }
4 b4 E) H w. N2 D0 m# Z5 y The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right( p, h4 a2 r" B& Q8 X1 K) B7 b
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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