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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
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+ a+ S7 L: ]0 {% m1 ~) U$ q8 n) d1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
* [% \! B( ~* v) L" ?3 o9 gdown.# N$ f& w- N, N
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down.& f3 X- C5 B0 U9 U. L( X1 b
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
9 |$ l. _7 C% P& n, q' ZLet it be.
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* [; j( N! ~7 A1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it$ r1 A2 f l" _8 g4 s- b2 U
that way.
a" v, ^6 f/ X I9 ?6 V1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！/ S$ G, \% t0 g) J5 I
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1. Crying is blackmail.# I" p4 P8 N+ }; k3 L |
1，哭泣是敲诈6 p# W. L$ H! G. c) U
1 }/ h8 i8 E$ F1. Ask for what you want.. p5 H9 E* s# v! I
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!# `+ e7 M. t$ D2 \! B! r
Strong hints do not work!
/ m3 L' ]# @1 ^! [Obvious hints do not work!
( X7 V+ q5 R: w) vJust say it!, ~% `# w, o* r" S% G
1，你想要什么就说
& ], A3 W' Q3 |3 m. z我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every ' P) f3 E( Q. u. a ]! ?
question.% S: T. G, X2 N% l$ U, S+ F
1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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2 o1 L) C0 G( J1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's% \/ k. c$ v! h% {. t/ ]6 v
what we do.9 @0 D$ B! H$ v w$ t
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.4 W, C# j0 P- O) P
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
$ z/ t/ m: ~& u7 @9 t7 D D+ w0 D1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去2 h' a j& d9 m5 R) R1 o
" I8 M- j- h' T4 _1 X& _1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.! ]3 L! @! ^; V1 `
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days." @. L5 Q8 O! `5 H3 R2 W
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了; Z2 M( M3 Q2 Z) V1 S9 O
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us) k/ ? O: ^5 `7 l3 D% t9 L7 B3 C. @1 v
to act like soap opera guys.
4 U8 R& v* d8 i, H# u3 M% t1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们% l) {- D: `. A# Z3 f' ?
0 H% ]& ]' P. k6 G7 x) Y0 t$ p1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us., B |6 d2 h* [6 Y
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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- w; P4 g7 l3 \1 d3 ~/ n1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
4 |- p4 ^, w& I/ jmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
8 ]6 ~& n& ~; e1 }6 f1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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# y: T4 a6 t4 ~( [+ {（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）) L+ Y) K: e% i1 @% P
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it3 Q3 a, c% U2 k7 b7 R
done. Not both.5 _, }; M; }! \8 K6 Z w
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.* Y9 e! @# N8 C5 T! u
g) h7 W0 ?% ^' W1 H, D) y! ?4 ?1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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/ @) b3 ^, x9 B* M8 m1 n1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.5 ~. O, t' h, Q) k, c. ~5 T( R( P* J
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
: s# W! X; D# L: C% [ ]) [$ }Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit., F$ [. [& J% F4 G! c: \
We have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like% ]8 Q+ v R/ E" k( \1 b* }
nothing's wrong.
4 U/ a* M4 r" i7 lWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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% x3 J: a" y3 I4 O( O) P1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
* i* `* V" N! ], s" W7 N6 Q8 Q) D7 [8 Dyou don't want to hear.6 k" Q( ^5 }2 P7 W; P: E6 f5 w
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
4 z) A4 T3 c) s W0 K: n t- hfine...Really.$ F0 x- E: I' N, m% ?) a4 a
" q* S* q, c$ ^1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to# ~1 \* T5 b! k3 ^4 V: ^
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf., v" `: n7 D5 J& d3 u' U( v, {( V
# c! |9 Z$ k4 o1 R& w4 E1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.) U; v# V5 r6 D5 f/ E
) m. u* [5 h# o3 ^% }. F1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.3 Z1 M5 A$ t2 u# T
4 ]4 m3 C9 F0 h( P$ YYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
) S3 h3 p. U1 d6 w! n' GBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.1 e* `! k p N! ~
# d2 b8 t2 t9 g2 QPass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
2 k+ Q3 c( ^1 e& M" fPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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