(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
% I. d" }) J. W0 S( A' o0 O! k8 i老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
3 e  \3 t( q; U1 J9 x4 t老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
: W5 k7 [! y- n4 A% }* |( `  ican wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
) }3 B: J! C  X1 m4 D" Q( V老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
; V8 d& O+ o- J& a( e, F( T前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
& }9 H7 L; B1 A0 i5 C2 Q前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
7 L+ n5 c# I0 |- G* a老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

7 {$ A$ c/ ?. K1 }  s我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？