(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
! J; Y5 n( i: h4 n- Z老外：“hi.”
  ?2 a2 Y$ a+ L+ B; X前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
' ^. w3 v1 H& n) |3 l" u2 H老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
2 X2 n8 M% k4 S( u  K# @4 f" Z前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
' h8 [, Z. j0 C* v0 H0 |can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
8 ^' |* s4 N7 m% E: W) {前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
, r5 r# g, o2 y0 o- F9 @" M冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

& i! N& T2 v/ x8 @8 ~我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？