(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
6 \2 e. F7 O( d; [清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
7 w; F- A* x& @, }# r前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
0 L+ C+ Y' p7 o* }0 z4 o9 M4 [2 k/ @前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
8 S# f, o4 I$ K4 X$ _/ tcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
- f2 M* f% f/ ]) \老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
& t" P; J8 H) `: t6 N2 M/ I前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
! I6 c3 Q9 n$ N! o. _前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

# ]: x4 A+ u6 T6 L我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？