(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
# T6 V# Q5 I, s1 Y( J: O前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
- A' v0 p0 v9 m前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
5 F, _: x; |% z* s" a老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
* a+ v7 G1 I! ?" V/ ~# j7 mcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
( Y5 d4 `- S+ O' x/ E0 v* L前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
7 X+ f' b2 T  k  B) }5 i" _老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
# Z( B( X; p2 f0 n前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
2 {/ [4 B( S. }8 B& i老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
( B+ f% W3 G, }" K9 p- v1 E冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？