(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
( [# i; j3 d, H; O1 B6 J5 j8 X; V前台小姐：“hello.”
8 r( W% i! K" P5 ^5 \3 p老外：“hi.”
. t, i4 X0 ?& ]' M0 N前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
/ v2 H! F6 R0 I6 r+ S3 B" J老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
' P* P$ b2 Q5 B前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
1 |7 |4 `8 w# e$ `& @8 T前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
$ Q& ^5 H' J' C: w" q) j! I; t老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？