(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
. }+ I) i$ t, B+ K- Z前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
. B2 E, J7 J- a1 Y4 y4 X前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
& P& @1 F, ^  N老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
: y8 @/ V1 N( S前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
( B" e# v, a" M8 }. K' ]5 f* E0 ycan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
5 ^6 C! }+ Q9 s老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

* H4 @  W$ v4 t3 Y0 [我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？