a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
. J5 U; S( N7 Q4 i  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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* c# Y; C' o" o2 b0 Q% h5 V  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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) o, Z7 h  d2 i9 P3 Y  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
; M( d6 @6 D4 y! g  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) H9 B/ Z& K; v8 E9 q  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
9 ?% S1 z/ X7 l7 E# O$ C  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
# ^9 n8 b& y1 @' x4 p  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
1 g! ?( I0 o7 m  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
0 O& ?8 x0 u+ q  i1 j  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
3 ^2 C2 B4 y& H: b  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
0 O! b4 c( `/ f: x1 P! Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
' N2 ^* X  z/ H4 n  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
* y; p+ w, _' P/ V8 }4 i  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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