a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, ?4 Q0 n. r0 B( u/ E9 k* G- W% j/ W, C& Z$ `  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
( J$ e' w7 D7 P  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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0 d/ T5 d9 v) Y7 n5 ]5 b0 ^  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
5 {. h. m! G9 \' H% c  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
6 v6 N! R! e) B/ z/ l  I9 a  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
* X1 q# g$ G" L0 |) V7 q( F- \3 h  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
' @$ i+ K0 Z' t- a5 Z( Y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
: f! J4 [* i5 W3 K" F8 c  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
1 ?! ^$ h7 ~* ]5 y) V7 d  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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