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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to - S3 ~$ q) _' s5 @& j2 c
audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 9 t( L/ q' c: K' P% _ K
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
& B) U6 k' V8 L" L4 o1 X lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too h% A( F7 ^0 y' G
little left to be of any use?"
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$ G2 ~. L2 @& l" ^2 |: t. M' h "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
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bandages."
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# ^2 |( y- Z/ a6 A "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual 5 m4 q& H. w8 e( L9 p5 [* B# s Z
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
?/ A% V$ v2 Z+ M3 b/ N; |1 ?' s "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 8 m/ Z4 N2 \# Q2 P. J0 a8 v3 J
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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4 Y: |3 w6 l) i' K "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to ) t- L' R8 |% U. }
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
+ n5 Z4 d: p+ B" _; ^ the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
- b$ _& ~ q$ u0 o- Y0 t plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster ( T, q1 ]* G4 { V4 ]
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
" S" z3 F0 x N7 n; R* e0 `$ ?* n leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" ; B2 T. X4 f$ ?2 x
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all g- Y; _1 S( m m' n
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a 3 _7 S* f9 @! u L8 Q
year they send us a complete dick." |
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