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  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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2 l# I3 S5 Y" R4 d2 N How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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7 n; n, m$ G( _3 X/ d Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
/ M3 ]6 ]* |; i8 P  q& s3 \9 g& ?: ~3 h, F  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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1 H5 U$ h$ Y' _& x" e" R Who invented the toothbrush?
2 K* `0 ~. Y, s( A# N1 F* x    A Redneck!!
3 T+ l" J: a" M* x" q! J, w, F8 b- u (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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1 v9 W6 T: s/ q# K. }+ E; a Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
. t4 p8 u  w4 k+ I3 G The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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" K& v% T" V2 D1 L+ J. O A new Redneck law was just recently passed
& w! [. g. w1 a. q0 u8 |9 Y* H When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
" G( o5 p1 p5 z$ d( ` 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

5 I+ q8 @5 \/ \9 l (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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) {1 L! ^4 ?9 V2 @8 L/ ?, D         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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  That's all folks!
+ u" {* z, j" W1 K+ k6 L I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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