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) z* x& {; U* xRedneck Yard Swing$ O. l. {% V3 E; K& D
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* T7 D7 A: m- _0 X2 E6 O) | A Redneck passed away and left his entire
' K' d; G. ]0 f# A# e estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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, l8 h8 q1 p# f' Q! H! q% @" N How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?. K+ ~* t$ p( L
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."6 S5 z- F: y* f4 h# Z- n/ d
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% H' H9 u+ _" Z6 e Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
/ E$ r. d$ I6 M4 b C It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 5 Q; P6 Y6 G: ?+ X z; k5 H
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% `* S8 g. ~* H- x4 U/ Y- U6 X6 M6 B Redneck Limo+ u( {/ J. a! c, {2 K6 T- [
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:, ?8 S7 M7 p% y$ C
1) The DNA is all the same
$ J; I ] v. Q 2) There are no dental records4 U' p" H* _: A( e! g
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" }% o0 b$ u7 C* K Who invented the toothbrush?
$ \2 y7 n3 `1 f8 y! x7 R A Redneck!!
/ v% g0 @% Y# b4 c$ e (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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7 p1 [: f% U/ ~3 |8 i* [ Redneck Time Out+ b: a# o2 k. l
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? a$ c, a1 U$ m
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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\) R' y% P! C) ]0 G2 W Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
2 P8 M" G8 w8 f( d8 P ~ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'9 e0 F' A* z- N# F* ^" K/ ?
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7 w; B3 @* Z' T, f- k$ E# o& A2 l A Redneck Thanksgiving& f7 [4 j$ ]! }5 q* B( ]5 t9 D% y9 J
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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" w& V9 t; e; M A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16/ z+ E/ g4 Q9 W D) B/ m
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
* D3 j; x" j- f& I. L and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' . F% ?. L1 P: r; }, v& n
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* d8 V- K0 J/ b6 d/ h; c A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! / u9 J7 F5 Q7 P, O- R
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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