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# U4 ?4 @) Y5 F) o" z; F6 R3 n% z' TRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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0 c2 W+ s% X3 X) _2 @ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
" Z% _8 M. r/ Q0 P5 J When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar 3 u# R0 }( i) _- F: i( D0 |
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% ^% o6 y5 x; z: A0 \" J: y9 e Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? - ^% {6 q( T w
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:) [" O' O- G- A$ K' U
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox: f B; ^% m( [7 ?! N& w
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/ _+ y0 G9 X( d$ Z Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)8 u1 [$ }% Q S
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
1 K6 u2 {, w% T i3 g, F c$ E; q The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed# ~& N* P' M6 E; I0 c/ d/ J( [
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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: K: j) M. \. E4 b$ e/ {: N Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
3 m' L. B9 _* f 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.' G3 |# U4 S0 d" s
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/ X0 I& X0 f( J" d) L/ I e% v" s (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16" F+ O4 ^) k6 V0 v$ y
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...' D' Z+ S& a9 y2 _+ z5 Y: Y
# g/ Z8 e4 ^4 F3 Q1 c That's all folks! % B- z7 Z+ D" @0 r1 K( B" Z
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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