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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 / X$ Q" p+ Y1 l s, A" g& U$ ]5 V7 s
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler1 A' y+ M) y& Q: o0 ^1 e
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4 S+ j* @. |+ M7 ]- O& N1 p& N" X How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?) ?: C: U! L1 r6 t7 ^; q9 v) j
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."5 j8 R, e; Q5 D1 L' e" ~) \3 E
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Redneck Cellar 5 Y' E4 q) H. O
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 9 S) @" O6 E5 t
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:* c& S5 Y4 l: E0 d( D* Q
1) The DNA is all the same; K' |1 `! W, G! E6 i% e' A
2) There are no dental records6 M. m$ i. l( I) s. H
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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1 y' U' Z5 C8 G" m2 l* v (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)$ u7 J" g/ X. f6 r% y/ p( w5 N
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Redneck Time Out' v, \) ]' G' _( L
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
# R) I" n) M* z4 i- k& I9 F$ { The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed! Y$ H1 [( A5 h; }. ]
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins." J& p' W/ t6 @9 k5 L9 X
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
- W# p0 e, F }9 u 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)1 B- [, f; J* _& _4 I' D
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 161 B' T; A2 B* n" n% d
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .+ f$ _9 f& q' A
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ' p `3 v( A( w4 O1 u2 g: y0 G
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. {! y# H1 i9 v2 D- S9 N9 ` That's all folks! 6 m; |6 m ?0 S1 _% z5 J
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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