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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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8 s. f0 v5 W# S# ? How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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( r5 t/ v% {7 R- L$ V" _( B Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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6 X, S" ^% I; d' y9 S! Q- O Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
: l/ S- g6 ^0 y  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
8 B- e5 s- E0 I1 @ (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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' [5 d  z: I( U( e9 }6 ` A new Redneck law was just recently passed
5 {$ k. O9 L3 S. y2 v% P' \, u When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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( B2 P1 P: A1 _; L+ R- | A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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* j$ o7 T; K/ R- p" Q9 N! k& {         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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! e" C! p1 X9 @9 i" M0 T0 X  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25