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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 . j# ^3 G5 J: Y& W! Y
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Redneck Yard Swing
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, } @6 p! d7 e! u% K+ l1 { B A Redneck passed away and left his entire
7 y! t# p0 U& e estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14." I% N4 P: W& z8 S" s# C8 S
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8 \" M& O0 n1 |& z6 c5 B How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
" k2 y+ ~* |! U& h When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."6 p% D: Z* }. g: l* g
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Redneck Cellar : X# g' N7 G+ ^! [3 C
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? # q5 o" k! M: K- B+ f4 u
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. / p8 B/ k" \. i. Y4 L8 q( {: x. Q
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6 B1 D+ R: ?* I- M6 I Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:& V% F' Q) O/ ?: t* a B: ~
1) The DNA is all the same" j3 k; p4 l5 ] v7 \/ h. y: u
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?" ~& ^; l9 x5 W* |. Y
A Redneck!! & R! N o% W$ s* Y5 @. G
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)& v3 C @" X6 S; o; O
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Redneck Time Out
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: R* R" H# D% H! t, F Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?. `3 K& Y; o8 m. `( P
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.# w+ u; y9 v; V( M i7 t
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Redneck Weenie Roast 0 v. K1 S1 Q% o$ @8 E! d$ \
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
" |( r( `( H; b. l When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins./ I1 n; r) A) q- I ~1 w
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Redneck Wheelchair7 e+ O% n: ?. n# {. M
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
; L" v d6 @" I |& @5 g 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'" G4 Z9 M. k9 ^
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A Redneck Thanksgiving& ?$ u6 l. U! ?0 r8 \$ U3 u* W
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)9 R+ H6 M- l. e4 P4 o3 z. {
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7 w, V6 V) n( G; P A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16# ]- S, P0 Z( f$ N. Z0 M! Y% Q
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .6 K8 H0 o7 ?( Q+ M5 {+ i
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' . K/ e2 N) ^7 u+ W6 ~# N0 b. ^
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That's all folks! 0 O9 L. a# W& u4 i& r
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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