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Redneck Yard Swing: i/ G% ^* N* L1 S1 ^! z
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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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( d% K! X; I( m: {: I How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?) y9 y8 p' v5 e0 ~9 G S
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden0 T, u! Y5 b8 S9 d) M
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Z. k% Z' Z/ \5 {8 n; { Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ; j& m; c: B, y" ?, I
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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, H9 s0 p8 p( D& }. D. |5 j+ H Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:! c% Z3 y0 G$ |7 Z
1) The DNA is all the same+ f: n. d9 X; N; L
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox+ D8 {" Q$ U3 A, G' `+ {
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)8 m! f& Q2 c+ e- p! X8 l
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?% |& i4 w0 o) V
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.8 C, v9 N6 u8 T( L- y
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?( S9 } @1 R) Y3 p" r3 r7 F' K! m
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving0 }3 K# u2 z% l* S* ?) ?% O
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16$ U" R( N+ ^* X8 J w
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .0 P6 V# g+ m9 x# k' s- R/ b
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...; b: j) b/ M- X* \4 F n. a
! E4 W! z7 s1 d" l t5 O2 b3 l That's all folks!
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