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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh1 j2 m. a* l, r$ D
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! s! a: z# H/ t V( Z a3 j1 K 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 2 v7 z( H: s% ~9 [3 X- q
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! % M. G1 K6 O- j+ U
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 7 }% m# e( v8 ?6 V9 k3 \$ A
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
8 l4 A) d% r7 ~" G8 X8 b0 \ 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
7 n* o9 X# F1 E/ K4 m( @/ E u 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
8 i* j. G" e; n6 [; u7 W5 W' \ students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? / P% n; u% w3 g6 y
me: chemistry. . . ) A( T5 V! ?9 F( S2 D2 R
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
0 @3 B6 ?# y! i$ }8 B" v* d 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. / U5 B/ {& P# |8 x m
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
7 F3 \% }; i o1 X 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) ( k/ `0 @/ f& A
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 3 a% B: U8 ~1 C T `
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
* j2 T% P5 v& T) Z. c" M0 | then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
% n6 t* e0 O. w( g this time, a players on the answer in the. + E! c* v7 m! G$ {* L4 i
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" $ G4 T8 l! Q8 K5 s' L: N/ P" t
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
z; F/ n; u4 b" H9 ?3 G 13, when the school
; D. K3 G4 U0 C8 x9 w x- V day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
5 P( _ D2 A% \ I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "' W0 p7 N" D. v2 G( o+ G' {
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 7 N3 p: |9 L4 q T9 i
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "8 q% s! d6 W* h/ S q8 l, i2 o1 D
15, one bedroom ! E8 i8 X1 i, b$ S6 i! n8 k
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
. K7 m% e+ l1 V; y& L& C4 H results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
% N# M9 U2 ~& \$ f( Z, S5 O 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 7 o1 R, }: O0 b
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
9 u5 S0 F6 q6 w# \1 [ 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." : b0 q" S: s3 t) l, d' B
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 4 e* f/ b" }; Y
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
; z% J& q' F, I7 n N+ j! u- {0 a 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." F& D3 z* ]6 \/ h, d
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" ! e2 E1 w; P \6 N6 `+ w/ a
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
1 q8 K; z P* Y# D3 m; Y8 S! V 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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