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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
% \: H) I5 {2 t$ ]! s 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
# E( Y" C" s9 V& w/ z" r6 O/ r 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
9 y1 Y2 b* y9 f3 T2 J( p1 |, H 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
& t( P9 e0 d6 h) [ 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
# J$ b4 J: N; p students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
3 `: c7 C6 K1 e9 x) P* I me: chemistry. . .
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
2 \: o& h$ `- w5 X3 C 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
1 X6 [6 B2 h/ l8 `8 T, S 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
) d1 R& I1 h/ ?$ k 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
" ]1 u8 ~) {& A' @3 E4 t+ A3 }) y hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
; E* B, {8 p  P  H8 x then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
( b# h  k8 i8 X$ T4 E this time, a players on the answer in the.
  X" O; E2 Q) C host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
( ?$ q7 g/ S4 b; m5 ~% \ 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
13, when the school
3 s8 ?. A. ?4 M6 B( j  {) T1 \ day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
15, one bedroom
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
6 }2 Q2 [( z: m results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
) l! @* N: O! O! C0 w6 t4 i% | 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
# s: F) Q5 F$ G  i 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
4 X1 G; S( C4 N' n  i4 N1 } 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
2 A4 j) d  O% u' K: p! g3 H2 _4 p4 Y 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "