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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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3 @% z2 c" V5 ]' v6 [' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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& ?/ S7 J$ R: _'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. . ]+ c2 }* [# L: b1 w. q$ U# _* R
'It's not polite.'
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! k) N B {& _ d: Y'OK', the little girl says,
5 M; K2 y6 f+ P; E'How much do you weigh?' 6 c- x- r( E3 a. D+ ]
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'Now really,' the mother says,
. ?& x& s& t' b" @8 T. F'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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7 i1 F3 _7 j! H- @. U0 T7 H, Z/ fUndaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ; z! }- v5 M0 u- e; d3 D" \
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' * C0 n, d. l, F! {
+ c. e: W+ K4 B* Q) R% }% L4 S( HThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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8 K* {' P0 {& H' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend, % I, ]% J& ?7 o" B# e
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. , E& b f# E& b+ Q1 }2 R
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' * ^; @1 X+ ]6 F7 G" g
7 c8 Y' `+ _0 ?- sLater that night the little girl says to her mother,
, R" w' r& z( C$ e. F'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks,
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5 m5 x! C5 y! B% f4 t1 H'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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5 K- @# {, z8 l" UThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. 5 E7 d/ v# U4 K- u5 X$ J
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 2 ^/ j; p9 j- W3 Z1 N. e8 L
1 j7 M* f4 Z2 M) G4 `'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, ?$ Y: i3 j5 R7 g8 w" A
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 4 l# a! G: B+ w) ]
1 _. _; b3 s. X, L- c1 w& {* p, i+ l'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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