Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

& \" W# N) n$ ~9 @# q3 OA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

! ~7 j3 M6 n" d9 E3 y'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
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5 P- N3 l9 h/ D5 l3 g) H'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

; }: `! [% r& n# G2 M$ I; s( ?0 P" Y  g'Now really,' the mother says,  
0 {% F7 V* K, `# x% D5 Q'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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# C! |# k8 N& K! |7 }. W5 ^8 kUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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9 L5 @6 n$ |4 t) f) r'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

) i# x- j6 P) r: D' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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* j$ Y* ?% K; u" e8 p'Well,' says the friend,
  j) B2 I2 U' s: {'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
( E" h" I( \$ `% Q) QIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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) X0 \* N( X/ p/ m; b0 |1 j6 U9 tThe mother is surprised and  asks,
) Q3 Q( F2 G. D; a" g'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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* F  L9 f+ D# x, O: ~9 h8 N1 RThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

* d1 J5 a- z5 a1 S, E# R* t'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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3 X$ e# t& r7 Y3 X4 @! I'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller