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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 ! j6 D: Q& a* W, W! f
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. % `' \4 ?% c- V
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
% ]3 v% J/ n# n* h% h'It's not polite.'
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3 R6 M/ g& V. J7 z'OK', the little girl says,
& r, [. k$ {* A( e'How much do you weigh?' # A2 P4 M9 G* Q! `* k
/ k' f- m) o( O. z" n& u'Now really,' the mother says, + d0 ~) q! O0 m% i+ n
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' 1 M% e8 d$ c0 b' Z1 l# R! b
) D* m, w3 \1 t$ d6 {Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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' B' [7 d' F: \* f'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 4 F6 ]/ ^/ A" i2 S+ R
- a) T1 a& A' ^3 `) R0 D7 j'Well,' says the friend, 6 t2 _( [$ _2 F' x% I3 M
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
9 d7 a7 X( a8 B" f( {It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
6 i, V' E5 i# v$ ?0 B'I know how old you are. You are 32.' $ H+ k- b7 w( L8 N, D2 J
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The mother is surprised and asks,
$ Y. W' j7 ^, D) l! b'How did you find that out? % u. W* F2 ~6 F" y" x
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
7 g$ w6 G# c/ n; H'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 8 |! L* k$ S( \$ ]
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 4 M' n5 k+ R) q1 K9 u$ m+ [
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'+ A J- V1 Q! v& ~% Y
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today
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