Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

6 I" d+ H3 ^5 r4 _1 q'OK',  the little girl says,
8 ]1 `! j, E3 Z6 Z'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
1 _) Y) D9 g: q1 F2 ]'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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- S7 [1 y+ y# l& F/ u" `* {6 R'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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6 B4 \9 @) a# D2 q' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

0 l, P. m; R% t# N* U- o4 O'Well,' says the friend,
+ Y  R6 y0 E4 h& G" Z, V, L'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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1 [* `* O6 n; L, b. f) `7 n# ^0 xLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
; H# u7 v/ c9 U, p  l* t' f'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

8 B+ y" l/ v8 D' w( M0 JThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
. E* j5 m& c, {" q# @'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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2 l. T7 m. F' \0 x7 v1 N'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller