Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

2 @8 P0 Q0 R3 J+ T6 tA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
+ A5 c& A) F4 h'How much do you  weigh?'

$ P5 q0 `' p# v5 k# i'Now really,' the mother says,  
& s! [; V& N- }'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

9 V& s8 k  R' W) {" z! lUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

+ g. b: V, S2 E/ [, |'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

3 T7 \! ]& P4 r; V$ w+ pThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

! H' I- C1 S3 W# m* A' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

. }' A1 m. u. \4 \0 {6 a. X'Well,' says the friend,
; P+ _  v8 R3 F1 L& ]# Z, ?; K'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
) \: y7 [; u. {9 U5 z3 p& X9 i' PIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

: g5 l$ _/ q3 D/ H- [# A4 s2 `Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
# O% ]! G4 k/ A) T1 H) T: [' N'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
' w  D% W  S* u+ \' ?'How did you find that out?

- w- R2 m; q- i& S5 S'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
! v4 f2 n- B/ K# q5 V$ T'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
$ a6 }1 G- j& f- a9 A" B  {3 V# u9 C'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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, e7 |) Z5 [! B4 t! _'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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$ k  `4 \  }$ ]3 |# h( ^2 p'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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/ ^$ `+ \  @. P9 J0 tIf you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller