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9 M+ i5 Y: r0 eDriver's License - too cute not to forward" ~6 Y; ]4 u9 k9 `2 I0 _6 h
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. - z. }" L- m2 q& q9 S1 G9 }5 }( E- {- R
'It's not polite.' / D x$ _. z( l" k: S# w
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'OK', the little girl says, # R/ G6 ~4 K4 F& G
'How much do you weigh?' # `% p( o1 p& J$ o" P8 e
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'Now really,' the mother says,
4 P/ `9 X" C/ j w0 |) a! S'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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e" e5 B f) I `& [" T! RThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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; J3 Z% p4 b% a& N# L9 p' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. . Z& D5 f3 p: `
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'Well,' says the friend,
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* l/ t) J8 G3 R# GIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, $ Q) a6 O+ H2 e0 l/ ?
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 6 [5 U5 J/ O$ y9 z9 F
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The mother is surprised and asks,
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' / U; ? l, I, w
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 6 {4 X- {+ G' v
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 3 Y9 p3 j" F3 |; I# A5 \+ N3 k
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 2 V' s* w. w* C
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'1 f9 y+ u7 P& P& O L( x: n( e
0 d: }! S: Q7 W/ t' ~'Because you got an F in sex.'4 ~/ y% U" y3 a5 s; V) x
( S& \# p$ I' F7 U' {! EIf you see someone without a smile today
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