Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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3 q- ]! f4 |" `' EDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
( a8 g- {% E* i; `& ]+ F'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
7 U5 ?+ m% S; Z" O'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

0 H* H: k2 `  o1 A. T4 j/ rUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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$ O" _8 P0 R" s' v- }! N  S+ ]3 k. F'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

9 \4 V7 d: ?6 n$ N# GThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

4 l7 A* E/ \1 {' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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( Y. G1 T7 n& P! N7 V'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

& [" c  A" y; ^- h/ {Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

- D# Z6 S7 r$ E3 {% U9 iThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

2 s: H5 S5 n  C'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

) ^6 \! D0 f7 N1 c- J$ PThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
3 w: {. A( u& g/ T$ j'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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7 S: H- |9 x0 D; ~0 U2 |'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
/ n, H- m; D' z/ D0 I  `0 C3 E5 t'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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7 n! x. e6 n0 b. k! U3 W  XIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller