Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

' ?* p0 B1 s" g' U" bA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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* ]6 W9 R1 S+ d# q5 i4 A' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

: w5 w7 A: Y0 L! r* c, b- l0 V'OK',  the little girl says,
$ u# U  _& Q+ n0 A3 e" @'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
1 T8 A2 `+ P1 {9 q. k  ?% C'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

( y( p! h: i. X- |: C' |The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
" I) h3 R" c# A! ~4 z4 @& }It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
  M6 [2 W  r' G: A'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
! L3 N- @* [( x/ T) [2 o* ^'How did you find that out?
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3 ~$ f' y  t9 r: f* m4 D'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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  x0 [5 Q* ?- ~, p0 PThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
; C) q) O- u, p) y% q$ S' G% T'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
* T: p' G* N  x0 N- Q9 {; @'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

8 p5 y3 s& x: M3 ^; I'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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. [  Z9 H7 q: Y( M( n+ j'Because you  got an F in sex.'

) A' R) H  R- z4 s, }/ A" L5 G- f8 wIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller