Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

" {. J' f  C% g' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

! |8 E% E9 r4 U& g) B, A% w2 R'Now really,' the mother says,  
; b$ l& N  ]. w0 V: |- d' v'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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4 e5 p. O4 R: e" f, @* Q+ `Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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, A. r8 D1 E0 T7 F'Well,' says the friend,
2 W' A  G( c2 Z' P. l+ m1 M'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
% `8 R/ ^2 T3 U) L5 f, k& Q* hIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
; [( E7 p0 H4 Q9 d: }) q'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

( H- k" s/ z" {, e7 G5 rThe mother is surprised and  asks,
6 |2 i$ R7 l2 Z( k" ~'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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1 m7 N# ^6 y4 E  O- _, u4 z/ VThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
( U: @' j* Q2 P+ v; s0 D'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

8 Z. s/ e8 {7 E0 q. O' F0 y. t9 D'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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( `) J1 A; F8 D5 v* X'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

  ?. k- g8 Y6 e0 I% u% M% n7 g( F( s'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
! b! V' ]1 x4 @( T# K3 {give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller