The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
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   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
3 c/ F5 I4 P# L    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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+ k: b) x) v6 Z8 j; |5 @# n   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
/ F8 k) w; R9 i4 \' |7 d0 ]( G4 Y    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
' G# A8 s2 V- ]) u   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
) B5 j# @; `7 h8 {3 b/ p    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
% J1 E/ v: L, l* w( k+ o   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
2 j* D- q. E+ b4 f- k* W& k3 G    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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1 C$ V" u$ d6 I$ X  `$ a   I know I got a lot of exercise
- u, H* t2 E. B) a, K    the last few years,......
  Z; h, Z1 z0 a9 T" y    just getting over the hill.
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2 b" I! X8 ?4 Q) D% o: L+ w4 `5 o  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
9 k" T7 d' q/ }# @6 Q1 W    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.