The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
1 C$ Z  [0 i3 l: s  c9 W6 T   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
. k; ~4 \  g6 Q. x4 `$ A   home at $7000 per month.

2 [* K4 {0 a; l' T* K3 U    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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/ s& g/ p9 Z4 E1 ~   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
$ d+ q( E( N8 \+ P    I have to walk early in the morning,
+ Y: X: G9 d' ?0 o5 P  J  o    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
: m$ j* |( S) a/ Y- F    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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7 b2 Y; {- K1 Y+ n0 D$ B   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
$ D4 D7 N; `2 G( [    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
' g6 |7 u2 K: B0 K: {) z, P" U    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

2 `' v% a+ x) W" \4 `) o    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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- ^; Z# S4 c+ R( p  K8 ?   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
' G5 r- S1 K3 \4 i; o3 |$ n  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
1 ^5 O+ Y# B+ n    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

" s& M1 m3 }5 b  X; P  We all get heavier as we get older,
5 v% c6 w2 F8 t; q" y    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
6 Y3 ]+ C9 A. D. [4 y9 b  U: [- q, A    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
( W% t3 ]' f( n% a/ b    I look just fine.