The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
/ h9 Y0 _# }( N+ y; J; k   This enables you at 85 years old
0 X1 C1 w. L5 k9 Z% r3 C( ~   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
' [6 V. j9 X3 U% f    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
# U0 J  D+ [. h& R6 Q' k- E1 K    by people who annoy me.
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/ o* D, T5 a+ l/ s/ Z) [0 X   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
9 ^& d  q  U* [( l- i; V6 a# @, p* S    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
# q0 {' [+ O$ ?( `4 _    Haven't lost a pound.
1 j; F9 u/ F! K) J    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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8 V$ }; g% v% T5 E  m! X   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

) R4 j- ~  |" e* H- b    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
2 U. \5 X) W9 u7 \- w. I' N    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
7 B+ W1 V+ T" ]: s0 x& N   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
* u3 s7 W' N: {. m0 ?  start with a small country.
   
' k  A" P$ B- L5 y% h. n( d   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

! M! T2 G& k, _; f* m/ _  We all get heavier as we get older,
. j, I1 k0 n# ^& D& a& X    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
% h7 ]6 b7 m$ Q6 H; j    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
/ B8 R, a1 k& n4 ^    I look just fine.