The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
; [8 N1 f) v; h, T; ]    five miles a day when he was 60.
* u. ]8 x9 G0 l+ b    Now he's 97 years old
& L) x% B. Z. B! _    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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8 [6 k( }2 X# H6 ]   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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& I; K& h4 e3 x9 N  B2 T# Y   I joined a health club last year,
0 X+ P/ T2 C3 J( r$ ~( V) k/ w    spent about 400 bucks.
. Z5 _1 L; ^5 `! W; {8 X9 w1 X: W    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
& U; p7 k7 `' `' \/ S9 ^/ i- I   I do have flabby thighs,
6 \: s3 Z& ~- w/ Z1 B    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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5 N, M1 S0 D( p$ O- Y. K    The advantage of exercising every day
. _7 P! }' L* N9 T5 v  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
; [6 p8 a9 R' N& v2 P9 q2 v- Y: `* s4 L    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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1 w3 T2 a+ g2 b* k$ @; F* w8 w   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
# e+ `' d8 B* v$ s    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
3 u0 v8 U( o# R, {3 Z    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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6 J; A" `8 K% J; W( r1 |    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
, ]: \# U  r7 B( C   and by the time I leave,
! i' W; u" N# x. x    I look just fine.