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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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0 }( q# r+ \+ ?' ?# jHe's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,! T: Z9 p( t5 ~8 ~" D+ X& L% j3 r
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him." r' Y, o4 _9 M/ M" Z {
2 c1 ]( O9 a r, n; D2 ~After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the+ `1 P# }. t& r, |
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'1 O6 [6 a" B% R. {, G
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and2 m% I( Q5 v& a/ G
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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6 l7 H* N/ t, dAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.$ e5 m- ~# i; N0 `8 g
) D( Q+ N; J4 C5 N% y& r'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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6 j8 y0 v* ^6 ~% |# U1 c'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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