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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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7 ]. c+ K& O3 d' |9 R8 H7 {4 Yand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the: P( `% \+ g. k( @2 x# `' i
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
* d+ q$ b( p/ |* x& M: @At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and- X @5 _5 ?; e- [& l, M6 h3 @" b
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.
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" F. z0 A, G& `3 Z) x; e. s/ cHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him* X1 m2 j0 U# H! Z2 t! I3 l7 t
bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.) G1 C$ D! V" W9 f, x
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.7 x6 a3 q! S. v' ^& N
% K z$ U8 D8 ~'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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