Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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) z% y4 `! C5 [& J8 }PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

" i( O$ ?) }$ F1 T/ ^( qThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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  ^6 f! O, ~. G9 N! N- BHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ W& l* c0 y, k2 E) F3 b, zSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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" S6 i2 ~3 t& x, z+ E+ pWEB PAGES:
" y/ T8 ~  X3 V" K, }( R4 E5 lFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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5 e6 g7 J! g& g! R* J5 nTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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You are welcome.