Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
1 y& m6 v/ t4 G( U- f2 eHere are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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% D( l/ C/ R! n3 B/ f, aThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
9 l& |5 w& c3 MTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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% \. `) {  D5 O- q; }HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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/ }0 l' k/ j' q3 @6 E" y- dSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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% U' \: G1 {% t3 uFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
/ U8 p# {  h* p/ e: `THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
( G$ R; Q* G! z" p雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

  t- o3 g5 z" \' |You are welcome.