Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
# X1 Q/ {9 A4 P8 [6 n+ {TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
- H4 K3 n* L3 _( q7 xHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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# r" c$ P( I8 ^! M. J) OTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
* l8 }2 ^$ E  e4 Y3 NEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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0 K5 W6 P  Q1 O# @HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
( q0 v7 Q. F2 \0 iTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 G4 R) K5 E. z* h* }雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.