Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

7 `9 @1 H' r) ?' bFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

! t  u2 Z+ w, b5 C; t( wThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
- v) J4 }/ K8 K" Y+ |5 b. T4 ySPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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8 H; [9 @% ^7 V' F( k& AWEB PAGES:
8 K# d% V$ g" L) w# d/ wFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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$ b: @/ G2 ~& |, N+ U9 {! S3 kTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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& C4 y) |7 @( q- @& `HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

# G+ Y- X" V7 XYou are welcome.