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Husband of the year7 }% B+ s. E% R
awards
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...; F& K! ~: d% I, P: r( s$ w6 m" Q
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4 |" m% n# r: o* J5 Y2 TGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... 9 @- y5 i8 Z+ r# i
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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" O, c# y& ^0 O, v6 }Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.& f3 K" _, r) F
) `# s: @+ t6 ?, {5 [3 |% P" n3 aThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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8 \- X, W& m1 S0 S4 ?8 G' YWoman has Man in it; ; p: z# H( k& @3 k
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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Madam has Adam in it; * Y+ i5 ?3 G6 y' G9 F/ V+ g
$ E& j* W3 d' yOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with# H8 m0 i' c8 {. V" E" @
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MENtal breakdown - s3 i6 E- D3 ^8 J' G8 i
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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