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Husband of the year0 q$ f& h! Y7 n" r5 ~
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mention goes to:
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' `8 \# _5 n) [* J7 ^! N2 O) O, vThe United Kingdom 8 R4 k5 {# E/ i& X, h- [3 Z
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' \5 r+ A& W3 @3 c- m" mfollowed closely by...
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The United States of America
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...+ `) t& E- l# g) Y9 `
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Greece
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# [0 K9 \; Z1 g3 rit was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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+ b& P8 D" T( U R1 o# n6 cbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 7 j2 {) O$ N- \# E3 @& h0 ?- y6 z0 o& m5 H
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.8 X! H. S: F$ n4 T* g9 \
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even + [* K6 T5 s6 g2 s2 d8 e
holding her hand....+ Q8 `5 |% \+ m$ G$ u0 H4 Q
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Woman has Man in it;
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* v6 B; s7 e' l7 c7 vFemale has Male in it; : s7 {' u6 ~" _# s6 }- v# y7 s
She has He in it;
3 E9 r. e& C& n. w4 t) w+ Q8 kMadam has Adam in it;
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$ t6 c1 C9 ^; h( Y0 \! V# O+ WOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 7 W; H+ Y6 T9 c7 c
8 z8 [6 `7 l4 ZI never looked at it this way before:
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+ G' \3 P* f2 g! k; qEver notice how all of women's problems start with6 P% M: [8 Q5 p
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MEN?
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MENtal illness" U) M7 [5 J: }- X7 j s
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MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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, W4 R6 `- Z; G8 g4 x; }Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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