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Husband of the year
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, H+ H9 H2 S6 O7 a" OThe honorable
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... / Y: j& v9 F2 c; h- L* z
. p2 ^3 E' N+ cThe United States of America , N9 b. [$ u! R5 U) h" t- F! |$ n

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Poland$ E9 n5 R" x& j! I5 l! k/ w# {

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but 3rd Place must go to...4 V: r- L; ?+ _( P! I& @: p8 R
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize 9 d6 H) I$ B/ f# [, y6 ?- \, k* i
$ \( o% Z- d# A: d; {was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.# U) L% H+ z. v' }6 p- v& M$ Q; X
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 3 E0 C5 ^; J. i( r7 J: l
holding her hand....3 l! |% S6 u2 o- O# u0 ^
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Woman has Man in it;
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( H2 {+ K. X) J- w$ b% s1 w+ g1 BFemale has Male in it; 7 Y1 R8 o. V" o" T* e% H. i* v
She has He in it; # Z7 Z4 _% t9 D% I
Madam has Adam in it;
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5 P0 p* l1 r0 N8 K4 C/ [Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness: Y# U7 [( A9 J* D$ U- \7 j
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GUYnecologist % `% R Z- ] U8 u
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7 {& U5 p2 b; Y9 m9 }$ rWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 6 `/ _8 a& H" @" j T1 N2 S/ _
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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