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Tiger s Holiday Poem" Z& C5 j0 F: ?0 J4 f
& \: n, W, u8 Y* S' ~- w5 z0 ZTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
. m" n# ]+ s1 x( ETiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.( T! w4 K3 c" R. ^7 O V3 W; O
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
" E6 e9 n G) n* aCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
/ w) f4 r6 Z! ~# d3 z2 NHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.. Z" |6 V m0 F
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.: `+ q/ X+ L* E
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,4 S4 S# ?9 n+ ]
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
3 p0 C+ [+ a- x. Q- G7 r! QFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
' w$ a9 j# H9 Z0 H: d. PTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
- J3 r. R, _1 IWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,* g; L. o: N3 y( j. ~2 @/ f
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
x5 W$ ]7 E4 y/ K: w. I1 h% HDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin', V2 `% N+ z9 m/ S
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
- E1 U) e" L: B" a: wAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,' R* A5 I# g& ]: N2 @9 U, j
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."% k3 X6 k/ |1 s1 Y
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,6 v- m5 [( j1 v( O% M
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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