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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
1 Y" t+ j, v# @2 GTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.' N+ ]2 f" D. X) I. X
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,& Z; ]8 U, j* f' X8 K. Q) r
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
& m( {6 E7 D% QHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
& ~, Q* s0 G5 ^5 sWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
; X/ d% e. \: l9 J6 M5 u2 b3 I1 {He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,0 x' g) o, w2 A u& I6 g
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.% o9 Z0 i2 A- L9 R' J/ n% Q
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,& J6 R/ s# m5 O/ z; F
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
9 C( {. X/ A& V1 ]9 u. AWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,3 i) z* P) [0 G. q: S
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
7 [8 s0 i+ C3 e* @5 `# lDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',( ~2 c1 W1 Y$ ^& A3 C e( _
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .0 @( F$ M# f; s2 ~8 d5 E2 y
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
x* o( R/ L' h: F# ^"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."0 ~' K3 c0 w+ ^) G
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
: N( Q1 j* J7 V8 H' dHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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