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Tiger s Holiday Poem) ]: V, p8 t5 T4 D
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house; d0 A, _( l# h' d" P( I
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.1 P8 ]. ~9 m8 w" n( f
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
4 u2 ~) O- m$ V0 a. G7 U& wCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
" c# H) n% L+ W) w, v& J, M& O- ?: R l/ |He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
( _! Z/ d: |$ H: e, f$ a( Y0 ZWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
$ ^3 K. C0 j; O4 N8 nHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
3 G- C2 \5 S7 _. P+ pWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story. c2 Y0 u- o' c8 F8 R9 x0 h
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,, J5 ~4 T8 x! G% Y
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
3 Q* `; c- {% l' w" z. W! R# ?+ v$ nWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) v. g) T# X, c- [
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts./ {& b; {# S$ M
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',' x$ M. |+ l. q) I; O- q# h
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden . e# W9 w4 l! `- U. M! I4 q L
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
& H' J$ e F; v" z- T+ L"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.": R; T9 `( l% Y" b! ?
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,; k ~" [" I2 U
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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