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Tiger s Holiday Poem7 t1 W, u) S7 l
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
" D" x" f, ~8 \6 Y& iTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
8 u( @2 G& P, K' q& p _She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,! |9 j, c* N; o( P& @) y
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.# w7 a+ H& }$ `$ p. o" K! a" ~
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed./ }6 _" h) |' |" Y7 p: u
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
8 ] L* h$ f; \+ }1 kHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,2 u. k2 \) Q, L7 p
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.! ]" c7 X% n' T4 W6 E1 R; S
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
& W8 \+ S7 ]6 L1 D& Q, |Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.* Q, C- G5 M, e
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
. Q) e$ W2 h( K7 k* q0 MWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts. K% T3 Z0 z/ X* D
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
) L# w* Z/ x# u2 ^, L: ]- L% sTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
% y# Q5 K2 h3 G0 q( j7 f* lAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,& Z: [' l' E; H6 [$ t( T1 c
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."! r6 w; g3 |* U
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,! r5 F1 q+ w' D; x& L
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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