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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house/ A7 l. q# ?. o: Q D) A3 f Q- p
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
6 F+ B. D. z) h, c/ {3 lShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, p5 b6 S6 Y2 m! g& N# v2 d
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.$ N5 C! r8 O5 f
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
1 I" M6 F/ y. q& LWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' G3 F: B f& {( |He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
) r9 K) z! R$ Z; q% {8 ]% n4 nWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
/ g" a4 l- o9 ~5 }From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
7 d( A7 w' U% ~; GTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.' }9 |2 S$ s5 D9 G% Q
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
( K' |% `" r( m: f. {$ l) d; YWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.2 g! Y! o. S0 F
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
; \ j9 o' @' lTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .$ M+ D8 J k Y! z
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,% t9 S+ K" A9 A I& n1 f
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."8 Z, F# [7 Y; [% d/ v8 g
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
* e$ \+ L! M" i+ i! @2 DHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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