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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"3 ?. a' t! G* ^5 Q
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" b3 i# L) w% U8 o0 G5 b% d% r
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
* C1 c' }5 Z) J1 s' F+ TWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download2 A$ J" m1 o- W5 u/ E
from my hard drive.2 U1 ^' [# y$ [- Q. J" G
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us! |8 S _4 Z. e- H: ~
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,5 L7 F: A% D. E9 ], X9 H
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this ! 4 Y% K# x* Z& ]' _% x0 s
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