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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"$ u& y$ V! [4 a* V
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
! L1 [5 X3 ^0 [, p% I1 Tanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe." q/ j: i+ ]) y3 y* l* Q* z7 D! x
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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: N* S% ~: Y8 ]! HAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:% f+ \& s- c: x' J
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this ! ! U; h4 h7 a0 N
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'You have Male!'
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