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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"4 w1 C4 u8 g& L
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anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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" n: T/ S6 p0 i+ N  lThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.5 _& o: {1 z+ `% U' {! E# X, e
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download  ^# s4 I0 J8 R9 o1 a
from my hard drive.
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.! g/ N) `9 v3 @! p" Y3 H
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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