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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
( [! z2 y3 X5 E7 g9 j* eanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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; D3 A9 i& H( Y* \. L! B% o4 Cnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:" G( m8 h$ V0 C( ]) ?% @5 M. E: _

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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
大型搬家
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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( j  j" B6 J1 V1 ?2 z Wish we all have fun everyday.
大型搬家
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.* R, g+ H5 n) I' N1 N/ O# D% |
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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