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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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+ o" H4 ]6 n7 }+ v( b* xA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
% {5 w! _3 r: Z# Qanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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' Q5 v1 M! J) Q* l9 L8 Z# g( bThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.5 d; ?) d# G/ g
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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/ |8 @: y8 O9 d; ^+ J5 B9 AAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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9 Z6 V1 c8 T+ S/ P1 w+ K1 [+ o, \3 Rnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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9 v3 \7 w$ ]6 M, @ .... Scroll down !
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