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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
4 L: b$ j+ h1 H' ?/ m+ H) Yanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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3 V: |* ]! k& b/ r4 I9 `Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
/ k7 J3 b" h4 m! l& p* vWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download0 `% z' R) S5 M. Y
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us/ W1 o- O1 u: e
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,- X( D, v F, T5 F9 O! w0 L2 u; ?
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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S0 b' t; u3 n# v& [7 r .... Scroll down !
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'You have Male!'
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