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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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# w8 N" K8 x5 X/ h* BThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
9 k) M, o2 j$ e+ Y; M9 ~anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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& @3 C- D& s. d0 ^" TThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.; h+ v) d" I6 U! o* V/ z
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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" f- q( M q; C+ K .... Scroll down !
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z. p( F2 C/ X xYou'll love this !
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, L! O; f! ]% `$ C+ K! u# T" b4 o'You have Male!' % i3 p7 k' v" M, @ e" \! v, @
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