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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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4 P+ A. `; ]# ?. q2 q& }" f; @! aA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"; a) T7 C1 M5 G; R' a; m$ J9 E/ l
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
( [! z2 y3 X5 E7 g9 j* eanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
$ }/ }# S" h: t- q. a! NWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download* b7 r2 n4 |" I
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8 f0 f5 i9 R3 t6 E; Z, BAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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; D3 A9 i& H( Y* \. L! B% o4 Cnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:" G( m8 h$ V0 C( ]) ?% @5 M. E: _
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.... Scroll down ! % S4 b6 h8 B- M/ L* @
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+ j# V& I4 ~4 p0 G+ a5 ~7 Z* kYou'll love this !
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6 g; S+ T5 T' p5 p'You have Male!'
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