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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"/ R% l4 A/ y/ _& x/ E

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: L7 y. Z4 m# [& N7 QThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
; D- e1 b- n" f# t; k' C+ ^anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.* A# h; P- ^" k6 A- v

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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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from my hard drive.
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had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
4 g6 x6 @0 x( m$ k7 Jnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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9 ~' K9 k* R9 Y- V ....  Scroll down !
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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( V$ h& v7 P& _6 {8 twhat do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny9 }8 c) h$ u% I) p, s6 K
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process., j2 o2 Q& s) Z4 E/ P$ m5 Y0 ]* {
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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