A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

" F6 @6 [$ {' c* YHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
5 z8 Q; C  S% z  _# GLove,
Papa

: @& G8 O( w# A3 gA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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3 w6 Z/ v9 w) B5 yDear Pop,
* n2 g3 J0 H+ V( x# C+ E% Y; ~9 vDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
8 ]. _' g" g- j- `: K1 YLove,
5 N& g8 [9 x, v) |Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

: @# A5 J( [" e7 v$ J4 a7 qThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
- {) ]/ T. U7 n5 i7 y' [Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了