A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

1 t  v/ Z) C( T0 `His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
. j# b6 x  j  Q! F7 R9 }I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

8 R0 Q  s, H* d  K: w0 MA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
) J# G1 f" C& R; c0 @Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

. x+ b3 M3 ]2 s7 qAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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" H& u$ i) `% P! UThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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- y6 O: p& d( [  ADear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
- F/ d: h: |9 H: P% ?  vLove you,
, _/ K, U; Z; `5 Z: yVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了