A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

* m" M0 [* C% k# P' OHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

4 L) N% I) S$ `* ?Dear Vincent,
$ j) R8 B- E9 f2 [: q/ eI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
4 p/ a( I: j, L- I0 ]- D5 ]/ lLove,
8 Y% T7 [2 k' c* T# c! D4 @- O6 F8 kPapa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
3 i8 k' Q3 @- Q9 oDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

5 Q% W3 K, `' _9 k! ~! F0 XThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
8 w1 D, i  o& _" W) sGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
) ], R8 H* @6 \Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了