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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" H6 d/ h/ K: o3 P0 V1 U5 {
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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; t! g9 D* j+ R6 JAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 [' X3 Q( _$ q3 O( Lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  w4 e: {+ H& W  i5 j7 pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% |) Q) I, j; f/ l

9 A7 ~" }0 e3 _; v& SIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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7 e3 P, z, l  j5 ~5 }, dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
3 C( a6 Z& L" {konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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; T! v) M" ?* M2 d2 h6 cThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' x& i$ A. O2 f8 m- N, Stroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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8 j3 {# [# p, a# @In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, v  }' A6 @+ U( V) q6 sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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3 R. Y$ v7 W# C9 S# m' w- n1 IAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, {+ T5 e4 \( i9 ~: ~
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, {" ^5 ~, s% e' c/ e" b
"z" and "w" with "v".' S& K" t0 l6 M$ d, j2 ~

* d; O! C# @& ?) ~0 \( X8 J+ `: tDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% \' e& S  c. [, j+ e
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 q4 D* t$ D5 E$ H0 q
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% ]* m+ l( I7 m' Q: \Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ e0 _* X( B0 ?! Q3 j
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, q6 k. b$ ?: ~; \- v. \% E2 H还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 U: j9 f0 X3 }) R5 _9 ssuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ w8 S1 a3 d4 E. z7 l, y: ^+ @# `( q

% N- W2 `3 z" |9 q& T# C! q* n[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
- r0 @: ]8 y0 ^, R/ ~( f- @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  H5 P4 f6 T: a) C" S9 H" T, P- x

; A0 E2 @/ x0 B1 v* T9 j5 O[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% [% P- x4 J# j4 G" K这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# f" P% C% g3 u! C$ H( j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 E4 C/ p6 ~% i: e: O. e/ @
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
- `% d$ X! v, w* s# V5 Y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 G& A4 h; \, q* a; ]
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, n% J1 t; F; z  l4 g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 n- ^) |: e$ E9 M' P路过,让你们看看我的波

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