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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
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: F! `! G* |, p" N* X- OIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -, M* ~1 c5 ?" E* f5 J
gets up and has his breakfast.  8 ]0 H2 X1 o+ j0 J& Z# x- R
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  8 H. I" i4 w% y2 \+ }* j% s, I' [
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She replies -  No.  6 b" A/ d. h5 t% P3 ]+ }( j/ L

) s* H, r2 g# JJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?* y( ]6 J4 J  q- W
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.5 O7 y7 k+ F' M5 J) {8 @" w
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -) r+ \+ s3 O! w# R4 p8 p6 d4 ]" ^
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
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9 C$ G) o& X+ D1 @Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  3 _' R# C9 h  X$ w: u
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..9 E$ |$ O, A- Z$ |
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
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1 p8 j( f0 o$ a' O& l6 O3 Z3 ]; x7 FHis mom says -  No.    0 |5 V. q) [2 J/ R
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
7 d! l2 f* u. m) mHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
5 n" ^& {+ T! Y: ~He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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