一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

盲女

写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
plan.
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1 t- f5 T) o! K: h3 tYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

5 s' Q  N) @, [2 b' i, t/ B& hPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
+ A; q& [. \4 [& cUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
6 F  H& ?9 P* V6 FAuto Industry fixed.

$ i: _2 m' b0 N2 h  h) ^* c8 a+ h3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
% |5 ^# |, e# \5 zHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
9 P7 ^9 h0 _, H: _# |# _. F. PIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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YZSUNNY

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caoqian

紫光

根本不需要4万亿，有一万亿，退休1千万人就够了，

盲女

4# 紫光
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* ^; K: L' @5 I3 _( C好，那改成　５５　岁以上必须退休。
给我一百万，我现在就退休，

lastman

扯淡，1million x 40 million=40，000，000，000，000 是40 trillion，就是40万亿美元，哪里来？

dolittle

典型的无知者无畏!

dolittle

呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下