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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:6 n( a/ H [% \' V& O
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
7 O2 k% Y0 f+ ^+ ]4 |/ `5 cInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander9 F. a; h3 U3 F, Z$ J( b
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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; V% G0 A" e& c/ W [# XYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:4 L3 l, S- q/ _
* r9 e' @2 D7 A) hThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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$ @1 Q6 a3 V* s9 v! FPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 e7 u" X5 ?1 j4 I
following stipulations:! A; e0 a9 z$ e, ^* H- d9 h2 }7 \9 v4 b
7 U/ ]2 R4 t5 U1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -6 t- N: m2 o5 b! f1 J" ?) U6 ~7 p
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
: n N" p6 Y6 Y, V( W' ?Auto Industry fixed.% p+ {4 }( X+ r8 e7 P+ X
- t- D: Y0 z6 a E. h- }3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
# i" i# o. n# L6 ?3 AHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!4 V0 J. P: j* A3 h E
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their8 a0 ?/ y0 g+ _
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