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写给美国总统：
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" ~/ g' N2 v5 T) kDear Mr. President:. T/ _9 L' e0 \ C. `
7 D) p/ d( \( U. E' DPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
1 z; r- K3 v! BInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander7 F6 Y! f; [% f" s
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following9 G3 \8 j5 B6 j# h3 |3 P1 P
plan.& W! `5 F: m* w( Y1 C, A
$ K$ ?: ]4 n( M* y' a& [+ KYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:! A) }- S; I6 d n
" ^ x8 {/ I" D) ?2 g* P( \There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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/ J5 ^1 |! x7 q. A n& ]/ ^2 KPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the/ H, P+ L) u+ S( j* \) I: W
following stipulations:
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8 R5 \' A" M0 N1 d! o8 |6 q1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
/ C- ~# K0 Z' V8 H9 p8 M! M: ]Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
! W' A$ K0 [! a$ FAuto Industry fixed.: N$ U( e! H v3 c8 A# I
; f& Y }- n* A; l. \3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-' g6 G0 E( i. H3 I' Q
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!/ E) c, i) n% V
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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