一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

盲女

写给美国总统：

9 H/ @9 K0 ^# w; a3 cDear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
6 a( Q( r) t" U. X: V8 w7 gthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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6 V6 C5 ?- ?; r% eYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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( N6 W9 _+ g% J6 ~# \There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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$ f9 G) X" i; b  z; zPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
5 _- J% ?1 [! Z& y+ b$ ~& `Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.

( p8 u4 e$ X- R0 }7 ^0 U& _3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
constituent

YZSUNNY

caoqian

紫光

根本不需要4万亿，有一万亿，退休1千万人就够了，

盲女

4# 紫光
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好，那改成　５５　岁以上必须退休。
给我一百万，我现在就退休，

lastman

扯淡，1million x 40 million=40，000，000，000，000 是40 trillion，就是40万亿美元，哪里来？

dolittle

典型的无知者无畏!

dolittle

呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下