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9 j/ V3 d2 N: p4 l9 q7 E2 U! XDear Mr. President:! t3 M U. d5 n7 T+ A& K
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
( l- j- x7 n0 p- b$ j3 _Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander ]" t# a- {* F0 ]6 `( ^' |
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following+ q p$ d" r8 T2 r- y3 H+ C8 O: j
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:' h1 i9 V) o: |! x4 d4 p; m) x/ X
" z: k. }+ g- P5 e9 e7 F7 U) S+ jThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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% L. t, _) {2 v3 O$ oPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
* r( {: X4 K: L) v9 J6 p$ Dfollowing stipulations:
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9 I$ u0 O* ^0 b" e2 o1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
7 u* p2 n- q( [9 q6 YUnemployment fixed.
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% N+ b0 Y$ }4 t2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
# j8 _* G8 v$ J0 W* x+ D8 V- dAuto Industry fixed.
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: G8 x; `% Z# c1 A8 ^2 v0 h; X3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-3 K$ B3 Q/ g2 r( k8 I
Housing Crisis fixed.! b0 _. k6 Y/ Z3 Z" e' @
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It can't get any easier than that!
) {4 J2 S4 z# d' C' ~6 Y+ R8 ?If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their- B- h# R4 L [0 o. s9 U
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