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/ o) M) p8 }5 \- e7 s; FDear Mr. President:' @7 ^8 H ]. D' {3 T# V% B
! c- U$ P; }; i$ X0 QPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.; X2 s$ @; W8 v ~! q9 M2 F
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
2 v2 N( f" P+ p$ H3 a. Cthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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% K, N1 G) n0 k0 `You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.7 S- I4 ?: }( k- q1 j! m
* K( S0 {, f/ [& P! ePay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
6 |4 e# q- h8 {* z/ R# K2 r. u7 Z' Ofollowing stipulations:2 x( `3 }' _5 u1 u' y; ^' i
0 K2 p4 @7 j8 {+ w8 N1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
+ S# p9 i5 j5 g9 V7 |Unemployment fixed.
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% I) W/ e7 h6 N; ?2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-2 E& C, _# P& ?. ^0 a" y2 g0 p
Auto Industry fixed.+ c( }6 ^& k& I# I9 o
0 E7 b8 I" x. ]% B5 f2 Z3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
" V9 r0 a! G3 nHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!% | t+ M3 |) e2 J, E% ]
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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