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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:2 b: L) B. z0 v1 j' ~: M0 C- @; v6 e% x

9 H/ @9 K0 ^# w; a3 cDear Mr. President:0 V4 w; J$ i  a( o0 A
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.$ |7 P! |+ [4 X& l* L
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
6 a( Q( r) t" U. X: V8 w7 gthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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6 V6 C5 ?- ?; r% eYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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( N6 W9 _+ g% J6 ~# \There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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$ f9 G) X" i; b  z; zPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
' v+ e/ S; O- W$ \$ z$ x% xfollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
5 _- J% ?1 [! Z& y+ b$ ~& `Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-' ^$ Q6 u' k) b* j
Auto Industry fixed.* j5 w7 w5 H; _9 K

( p8 u4 e$ X- R0 }7 ^0 U& _3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-3 r% D; Z+ M- N" }- r
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!- C0 L1 ~6 w4 k7 R6 |* B1 k7 F
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their  C( ]/ x; m1 m3 S$ v
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 4 p6 o# d0 F) {
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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