 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
写给美国总统：
8 [' Z- f3 D4 ~2 a% x/ _/ O& L& r, p. F% ~) y' ]. B
Dear Mr. President:
4 Q8 `( o0 ?7 Q6 o) g s0 ?
4 m) D! F# k/ u" t: _Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.* h2 q |: Q- G
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander7 D' x" H/ Y$ {- y2 ~" s
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
& d$ h3 q% S% j N& bplan.. D" T; f: Q/ `( o2 j8 R
( I9 k$ E: v! L0 sYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:- S( q1 W# ^7 w! K) \
& s& }! c! y8 \+ i9 E4 i& i
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
# i, [$ ^! T: q/ K7 _' f4 A; ?
" n, W: q3 H& g5 A# J9 wPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
0 c) b ^- D# h9 |. S: U; ]2 c# `following stipulations:
: u" Q% J5 _4 U: S7 B! k, F4 f5 e" S0 ~! @# Y
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
; T( ]# z4 _7 l$ {Unemployment fixed.
1 @' u. {$ y+ R2 I0 S; n+ E+ f
8 N% W+ E. g4 y! }- u/ \2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-0 p: L/ @) g7 F
Auto Industry fixed.( J3 R5 S7 o# K! a+ X
- v2 X8 I+ l7 z5 P: W3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
+ \3 j. l! c; aHousing Crisis fixed.
1 s u4 j% n$ y- G' J0 ~& V* y0 N" u7 S! K+ M" A" R8 q8 r* o
It can't get any easier than that!% A3 a+ _% z; Q% p3 e
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
- n! G; e F. [# {/ Y1 h" U* Hconstituent |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-8-20 07:39
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-8-20 13:49
楼主
