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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"  l' y) {' \. q' x* }8 h

4 C9 j- B6 m/ ~, F! d1 `: }- K# P"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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" k' J8 N" R' F+ u3 w" c"Well done. Who was that?"4 v- D& @' R/ ?7 k# {
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"My granny."$ D0 f* v  g/ `( G+ R

3 a; k- j/ C! h% u$ a! O6 ]6 {"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."3 g5 m( v9 K. N: x- V( v
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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# V. S/ a5 Z5 T1 y1 ^: ~“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” : S" X- M/ f: P# _) ^0 J9 X9 o
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 * o0 o4 O/ l6 ~$ _' ^+ u

- O0 {  y9 B- `4 E& N" Q“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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