MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

5 \0 d, d7 t3 z* a  r# `* JI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
9 O, K3 f, z8 h( |8 rfeeling better every day.
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9 J' K) w& b+ ], j  T2 NWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
  _7 q1 _$ v1 _' xseveral years enjoying your
+ M/ t: R. U+ ~" iretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; |2 s+ Q2 r2 B! {: U+ X. q& FYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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- c& V* m! z, t' `( YIn a few years, you become a baby and
, X# C$ n4 p( f6 s' b$ reveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

! p, _3 M% n% y* MYou spend
+ `9 H, \" L% F3 u6 D  H$ Qyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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9 P4 r* ^* |& [' s$ d, qcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!