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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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! C" L3 z8 N! M* r4 n& Q, U& BYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home6 w7 b6 t- C2 d7 U8 q
for being too healthy, you spend' |9 c/ R& j# z
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or2 B$ U9 M: N' ?) a
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 W1 O$ G$ M( n6 k1 x" T: a
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 e! N& b+ n `$ R6 H
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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: g+ Y; r* b6 M/ `9 n0 nYou go to elementary school, play, and have no1 s% R7 q; w/ |* w/ ~7 f, ^
responsibilities.
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; q; V& k* g# B1 _In a few years, you become a baby and" P. T$ U* k. R0 m& M7 ?
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like; U P9 `% k6 g. y U' S
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# ]- u8 U- ^6 V7 O- ^3 [7 S8 J
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