MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
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0 K0 p) r) Q4 o2 s" ZThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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1 [& F5 [8 X( e" k5 S" O: NYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
3 h9 x$ f& L4 d9 ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

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I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!