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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE( p* ?! S' i' F) H) }
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I want to live my* c( S3 C) q/ B; I& K" v
next life backwards!
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* W2 E( l7 v8 Y! o9 f+ t3 [You start out dead and get that out of the, A& P$ k$ X# _
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home3 Z  r' i( y$ \0 N: e9 U
feeling better every day.
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. m0 o. @9 g/ H# i$ A% TWhen you are kicked out of the home& P4 e& x0 k6 X) k4 T
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.9 {5 J# ?6 b7 ~9 j8 A
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When you start work,
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+ p; {$ T9 \& w1 w$ JYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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: F) e  ~8 `6 F( ?) ?6 |. FAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 L& Q1 l$ g7 m
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
; W3 G1 o7 A; K9 X, O, u$ `5 Nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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( @# V  |, Q& o9 Pcon ditions: central heating, room service on- W1 K6 z2 `7 y" }$ E+ y
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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