MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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! p+ y4 D& H! S- R# m( zWhen you are kicked out of the home
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  L0 J6 ~  M* v9 Y- r: r* Q. G9 `: `several years enjoying your
" K* j" ]; E& k/ l6 r4 B2 Cretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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4 I; d* X- E( U1 HYou work 40 years or
0 M: v9 u5 `. f& @) Jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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% z* V" \; f& lIn a few years, you become a baby and
2 @; ~2 O- m: o0 a& heveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
& s, T+ r3 t3 D# t, O3 iyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!