MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
% a) G% Y4 X' V) I% Onext life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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6 n0 e5 C! f9 ^. {; ?Then, you wake up in a nursing home
% Y  O* Q% Z1 ~" F7 e$ ?# dfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
$ h  `! Q( ]8 {) q& m7 J) Y. M8 D9 Mfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
/ C  u& `3 J( S% }) Fretirement and collecting benefit checks.

" w* j+ d0 _% m2 p8 M: |: [When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
9 G1 K! v1 v$ B) a/ fyou're too young to
work.
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4 [7 d* F8 q, ~6 U& i0 }- kSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
3 k: t' E0 ~! h, T: Q# @1 m1 Iand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

3 R4 L0 C$ w  V% NYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
1 [" T7 k% `+ ]& [& U0 {' Teveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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5 ^# }! i% s% B6 cYou spend
; ]+ w6 c6 T/ \0 {# a' tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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8 C* h8 O, v/ v! c% z3 `. e1 `con ditions: central heating, room service on
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, Y, a- i/ {  N8 lUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

; ]2 E) P. h" n/ q! QI rest
8 D8 K+ @& @9 ]+ w& p2 V3 Kmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!