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MY NEXT LIFE( p* ?! S' i' F) H) }
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I want to live my* c( S3 C) q/ B; I& K" v
next life backwards!
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* W2 E( l7 v8 Y! o9 f+ t3 [You start out dead and get that out of the, A& P$ k$ X# _
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home3 Z r' i( y$ \0 N: e9 U
feeling better every day.
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. m0 o. @9 g/ H# i$ A% TWhen you are kicked out of the home& P4 e& x0 k6 X) k4 T
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.9 {5 J# ?6 b7 ~9 j8 A
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When you start work,
2 a) p% V8 A2 F& j* O2 \# W+ gyou get a gold watch on your first day.8 L+ V! K) m# S3 h/ j
+ p; {$ T9 \& w1 w$ JYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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: F) e ~8 `6 F( ?) ?6 |. FAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and7 L& Q1 l$ g7 m
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
; W3 G1 o7 A; K9 X, O, u$ `5 Nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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( @# V |, Q& o9 Pcon ditions: central heating, room service on- W1 K6 z2 `7 y" }$ E+ y
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case. |
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