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MY NEXT LIFE
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& A) a/ M4 \3 U" u( j0 ]I want to live my
: C0 [- @# ^/ s3 p8 u- lnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
- M- ~: Z9 t$ p; t3 e4 P& @4 x# |+ Lfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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9 C( U$ ?1 X3 O+ f- t8 j& sWhen you start work,
, g5 K; y1 O! ~" B4 p3 tyou get a gold watch on your first day.5 d* ]7 w& c9 V' m9 k/ B# P e5 b
( X, E( |+ c5 V( j( RYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to& {3 d. M6 h+ k0 [( p" n! w* q- j
work.0 v$ G' B7 W6 l2 p$ j+ w
$ q& `' m* |/ {/ [8 m; I+ l( hSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,' }4 j2 x" M5 P: A
and party.7 X, ]. r7 z- q o
8 ]; @1 O/ _2 C+ j+ p$ sAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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[$ g: h: O& QYou go to elementary school, play, and have no" }& t2 n5 M6 D" ^9 N* _: Y4 B
responsibilities.0 s: e2 M v# ~0 H
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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4 W* m: A. S( m! I: fYou spend9 u9 t6 j- q; j" R$ D0 T
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,( V' S! P7 x9 z
spa-like
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tap.
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4 Q5 R' L; n3 D6 a0 M% QUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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