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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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! C" L3 z8 N! M* r4 n& Q, U& BYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home6 w7 b6 t- C2 d7 U8 q
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or2 B$ U9 M: N' ?) a
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 W1 O$ G$ M( n6 k1 x" T: a
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 e! N& b+ n  `$ R6 H
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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responsibilities.
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; q; V& k* g# B1 _In a few years, you become a baby and" P. T$ U* k. R0 m& M7 ?
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# ]- u8 U- ^6 V7 O- ^3 [7 S8 J

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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