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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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( M8 c# }1 ?  a3 f; f3 Y6 WI want to live my, z3 |3 n) g- G+ K( E2 r& ^
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the1 Z4 x1 q& o  ]4 d6 }/ F
way right off the bat.
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, ^/ E- K9 D! |8 G) ], d! Q+ k* s4 y- RThen, you wake up in a nursing home
0 o/ {7 H; a* q; U2 W5 mfeeling better every day.$ j; c$ G: D5 M. a: F, p: y

" ^% q; T/ U; e# T4 [/ YWhen you are kicked out of the home
1 |8 _- M; e4 a$ m. G: z+ y2 ffor being too healthy, you spend7 a+ k9 ^3 E, I, c1 J1 Y
several years enjoying your
! H" @+ b% z( L5 s6 F  k6 A9 o" eretirement and collecting benefit checks.; q+ ~6 g, L% P/ l, C' W8 _/ }

! d7 P' d6 W) Q: ^* I1 |" p; oWhen you start work,
& M1 a( z* L* A6 U; h) l( vyou get a gold watch on your first day., G4 _8 z3 e* ]

" H% Z4 w! m: h7 |% B2 J) u& tYou work 40 years or
' b. L' {: c5 `& A: }2 W3 hso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.7 v' `! p; f6 U* L
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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7 Q0 l7 ]( r; c# a( _. t$ }$ P7 O! X  OAs you get even younger, you become a kid- k6 o4 K# |" P
again.
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' P  d  l9 Z* h3 tYou go to elementary school, play, and have no: E0 s# R/ b; ~! W) f6 P
responsibilities.( |6 m5 i- H1 R4 ^5 |

! C$ i7 R4 k0 r5 R6 sIn a few years, you become a baby and3 t7 d4 ]/ q% {, p8 c
everyone runs themselves ragged
( z# o* n& C/ {! {; n  [keeping you happy.6 f! m5 z6 t8 ^3 @) I% u2 @1 B( F
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You spend
7 M/ A0 l1 B& e7 f! N+ W9 V) H! Cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,0 w5 D* p; N* M1 E/ x0 }' H
spa-like3 W9 r) r' m0 _, c  l) p( I7 i2 i
con ditions: central heating, room service on& |% V! X4 i9 w3 \' B
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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