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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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2 b. n; h/ V5 ]2 rI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) F, b6 ?- t. e1 b3 {
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
; }9 t _8 A$ R# W" vThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' u) t# N a0 @1 j. i0 w2 hWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' ^! f7 R% m, ]+ x" o2 o0 e
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for0 W, D# L" k; p5 R* W7 N" z
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; [1 E4 t. X; i$ E+ H- D7 b4 ~8 B9 }
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
: ^! M) u! Y" l9 |+ |* sThere are some people that are not into all the words. _% S @& Z& \4 p* i( @' B% r
There are some that would have you not use certain words.2 `% }" s' W9 [: R5 E
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
: N9 ^$ g/ A. Y5 U$ D2 z2 Hof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.3 |5 I6 P/ B' X. a
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
& E! e0 N1 |8 }to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
" _3 Z% k) C$ m, z9 RBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 S' H1 f2 |% \4 K. i
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,. ^4 B; E/ r9 j0 f @
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 \6 `7 u1 B: p! I1 N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ Q$ [+ ?% j5 o+ Z e9 L; l4 w3 {Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,' e# p, s8 F! |' [
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.: D: J; K2 |' v7 q3 O( I
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 h2 M; L) e. v% CWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 N1 q N+ k- h, dsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,4 j8 B" S9 l2 T) G
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
7 w0 P6 I: r e8 l- I. z1 G J1 Xsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist( d& X6 N7 p4 M
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,: _; d/ Q; Q8 `7 d* N
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 [2 E" n- R& D5 t$ d7 j" i4 J
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does: m( F9 N8 v5 L0 J
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,6 v5 u( N! _# q% d# Q o
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
5 @7 G ?9 s# V! wcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why. C, O+ Y$ } ]
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
* J! W5 V# {$ R l5 wMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on& P2 {4 D) j. K7 r6 S) w1 K
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 K! n& v' y# p' [: e
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
9 g" D. G1 ~* m9 `: w1 uwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at5 p/ a( Q# ?- |9 @, {' D$ R9 R
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
* M; k! i" h8 }3 cIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
( T* B/ @+ O: U6 v5 @, r, {other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
5 H5 R4 P' k0 K' w& |together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that/ Q/ |% @# t6 i- L
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
+ U, z( h- S& zcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
" b1 U* |8 v( pdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
" V/ d, K1 P) q7 f) U1 ~& ystupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.") E' S, o H6 \1 x' J4 \
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: t i+ t0 Q4 `- Baccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
2 g# Q: Y8 N: |6 n o4 C* Sit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very& z; z: M! |" h7 J" N" s/ A
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
. f" ?: D: |- l! q5 Khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,! A5 V- o+ p/ E8 ^4 G: n4 E/ \
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
5 h$ u K, C l: t( J9 d4 Athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ p- g: a u4 |+ ya great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but9 @/ ?, W% H7 z% Z7 c# O* h& B, h
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 L( d8 G" z2 U7 C T: M
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
! |1 N$ W: X- ?! s. F: k0 w2 A; pSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 Q: E: w6 w: [& F8 h$ j* R
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' l2 B2 b2 j0 A3 c# B
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 v: f ^( ^: z7 Scircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 n7 l/ {& H3 D; y' tclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ O: r6 W- A4 g2 r5 P9 w# }$ nand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
9 P4 m7 u2 Q' Q6 N k5 m6 k2 SBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words. W: s1 _; I, r/ X
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
7 j9 L. R) V, n- |0 j+ SCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in; O4 @ |- H+ i4 `6 h
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
; e5 {5 M; R; PKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't" w1 {- _4 Q8 e
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! M, C) G& ^, R) x8 `! z6 J* qthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, U6 K4 n0 v* w7 Q# O" B$ Sgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
8 b P2 |! d7 C2 qcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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