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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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. r6 @: I( v/ O0 d* jI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.$ m) y/ j. Z! U9 i8 l# k0 d$ V3 p
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.! N0 k6 u7 a+ F3 [; C
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
/ C% m% q5 J& N, S, GWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.: R+ `" {# O7 ^' ~% ?& ~
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
' V% C7 h, S0 X2 }7 uthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
- z1 V8 E# D3 H! g( P/ ]words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ w6 O( I# L, {5 [There are some people that are not into all the words.9 u$ c# o6 i1 L; W5 W
There are some that would have you not use certain words.6 n8 H b0 j( y, l+ L7 n
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
* d6 Z0 N! X) \of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.$ e* Q, R: u4 \ m. ^9 a8 X
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 W& j; Q4 u( j y' {/ J9 v
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! b( p8 g4 g: ~" I* `Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?6 d6 |8 J. Y. V
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,5 i: M$ B7 t2 F5 x9 s `
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?: E- U$ t5 d1 J/ @/ b `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 T% r# y; W2 n' B1 \( u
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,. g' s- j4 H; V" z3 X# s! k
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
6 [3 C2 X1 p6 R" l n( r"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ _& g( K: _3 s* [Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
. q# ]% \- ]3 @/ msounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,# c+ m& Q9 F7 P# [; f& L3 s
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
V9 m+ {7 c* c9 ]0 bsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, G3 o) \' t5 t) v+ p6 ]snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
8 q; v" t1 @8 g. ~! B- \! hPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just w. n( S7 p( S
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
1 H: \& x2 D# M0 j; Q% R; mnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
1 O6 X1 U! u* ]4 s) ?* ~' Nbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
6 l E9 b; b0 M/ P; ~9 Jcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why6 E3 R. T# K5 `, [* {
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and: g. O0 L+ ~/ u$ c) y6 s
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
3 x1 \% j, ~8 n4 {$ a9 N0 Athere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
% D! I. I0 k, R% Z, LI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
6 s# d! s9 y Z" k6 s* n( [with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
- d/ N& R5 Q* ~4 t- \you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."6 t; ^8 o4 a. K
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ Y1 F8 C/ [/ _/ l
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go, g/ p5 ]+ N( F) F( y1 t
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
* B$ @. V, i9 @' W- q' S# }Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 y) x6 h/ Y8 _3 C" r& \/ H
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) a( q* V. H7 R: D% d5 e" T8 ldon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
7 h$ B1 a% T" e* f! V9 i7 H' Qstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
# }1 ~3 {- H6 `- v" EAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
% A) W" k$ A5 zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think, @2 Y* z e/ ~9 ^2 q/ ~% W
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very- [" b0 }4 y2 h
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
8 ~" c: U! L, H: `+ n7 [- V+ phurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,2 a8 B) C1 n" f# t1 x7 Z% m9 T' ^
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: _) p: ]+ {" A9 A; cthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
2 M& w# C8 B, s Ga great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" B) L6 C4 c V: p7 G
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for5 i3 a$ b5 }+ f4 Z% I3 K2 F% E, i
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
2 z: d/ @0 I1 @& f0 J, x7 Y: sSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
% @9 b) ]; S7 H4 y) v- pSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
- ^7 p) O/ p; `& U0 K, WI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any& l# N6 h( E$ p
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. h* M# Y& c, d, E
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( l# R) Y- P d6 j& k+ w* Mand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.9 x# n9 m0 i( f
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.1 O( Z, k9 p0 B" `) T2 b
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock" z1 n0 F% i; u# R
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in8 _/ _+ B9 ]7 C& W; K/ m
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
0 [; ~' C! |! b& x$ P; f& tKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
7 ]' r) i# K& P, m1 k+ @say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding! P) H5 D, |( @3 Q. \! o. X
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that* h- B8 f3 h( _9 Q, B
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You& _4 P4 {0 T8 F1 z' a# P
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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