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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.! O9 z( v5 A. P: J d1 v1 b
& B& s- X5 j' m" S: eI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
8 [- A# v. }( @I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" O, E/ X- S" ZThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
6 k/ C" X r* e; m X- w) RWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.- h6 O& U3 C6 f( u% N: y4 s8 _) Z6 J
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. q8 [+ J9 s$ S# I* S4 k, B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same* n- C0 H; _# \, f
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.! t) J( C, C: l: x' W# e% D
There are some people that are not into all the words.
) S: G1 {4 b" h( VThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
4 p+ B7 ?4 h5 r2 bThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% @, j( `( `! W' |& f) u
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 |: \1 n# [! P399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous: v% w( z5 d5 D+ E2 N
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,/ B3 T) c/ F% Q6 Z& b! z
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( }0 A% ]1 l4 K' C8 Y* b"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, D) I5 l6 C) A: O" T
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 a! p* u1 H2 T( w9 Y, v- s
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": E5 y2 ?' Z" s+ f$ E/ Z$ S) ~
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul," |1 `. f: _/ S A' a
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
5 ]& I9 r( i" H) }/ d"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) P8 z* J* {; A+ k* hWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 q3 X- w5 b, F d
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,; s1 G( m* G2 R! ~+ |/ ~9 q9 v& r
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a1 a- A4 [9 Y0 b% X) @; z8 I
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist# }. o4 K% Y# e0 _; \# | H+ ?
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
$ Y( l7 ~4 w( fPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
3 X$ x1 u* O+ B$ [( oOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
) E$ G9 h+ C* n# W% e& I1 @not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
% p% j. O. `( f8 |# Cbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not/ V5 p/ n. E$ z! Y" Y6 N
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why5 N5 ^# P, K6 x5 a6 ~2 P
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and5 e7 @, g4 u( g' Q% H( ?
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 k! ^8 L3 n S( Y" u/ b+ K
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
; U+ Y1 d! j) ?2 r* l/ A# M! f1 eI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( U4 O$ |4 n/ P9 w5 d8 f ?: [5 g4 L s
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
" I5 @/ o/ F4 P$ s/ C8 ?8 Y; u1 ?you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
' I* l' h( D" Y0 s$ DIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( k/ R$ E, X/ [0 n. z C$ a- n+ @3 |
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 d6 N7 V+ D- Ftogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
) i2 Z8 J- `* x2 j6 v2 ~Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 f4 t9 {6 e1 z% p4 E8 A
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
; l; }- s4 `: j$ h/ G% Z1 }8 v Xdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ N3 K+ q5 }1 vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
7 E' w, l1 j' `- D# YAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
1 ?; K) U' {4 Waccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think6 {+ P* w8 t0 a' t% S# A
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
$ M1 W" C5 i8 g5 simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to2 H1 s/ r/ W6 v. r
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,- m& ]$ H/ N) T. v9 T7 C2 p
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
$ c# j0 f4 C% h. k) o8 `' Othan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 a8 o) O, d# La great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
+ Q# \: \5 T/ V# CI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
9 _' O- _1 ^1 h6 _the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,8 Q+ ?" L1 A8 s) o' [. w( p: @% O+ }
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."! q! i9 @% B4 `5 p7 r
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.+ d8 V# s0 q& |5 O( ]% r9 c! \
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
( {' g Z( H( zcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. c) W5 x2 E) ?' q$ r
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,8 a" x! n) d6 [, k* f
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.& K2 ~ V) H4 w1 Z* ]2 f
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ u( `9 ]* a" B3 nRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; W, [$ f" R6 P) ?4 dCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
* @' B7 K7 r" b+ O* [9 J. D1 D9 c. _the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for% n+ |8 s8 ?, v6 ~8 {- {& ^4 Y0 }
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ C9 C8 ~. l3 A5 E1 {
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* a: _% m1 b, z5 c. uthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% Z3 Q2 n3 i) A4 M5 pgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You# q# i9 Y9 M+ `/ }2 V! F0 `+ e
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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