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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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. j0 ~ \0 v, UI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.8 A* D* \- v/ c4 a: ]
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
+ O+ g, X! ]4 h# p# H1 aThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
1 i8 W0 I# T2 J- B0 }: PWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
: v" l* G+ {2 i/ Nthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
$ {& d( y! R, X9 b# s* _% h7 sthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same. i/ d( q2 X+ H% v7 P) a
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.- w( P4 J9 m: t% O/ Y
There are some people that are not into all the words.7 Y- ~& u A6 S* F% y
There are some that would have you not use certain words.7 |6 t6 d/ k3 K; [7 g* h& R
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 70 v- r, r+ j: R" K1 u
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
. ]# T O8 d9 R! S3 t399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous) ?% r( @1 I9 \4 T
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,/ c/ Y0 _4 x2 P2 h3 J/ d! ]# q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
) R5 W* W0 H) u9 w4 y3 L! q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, P$ l) a9 t, v$ z/ r% Q2 W
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
$ Q7 N$ b d N2 ?"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& g& `0 o$ X0 @
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,0 S. J$ N. P4 ]% m9 `7 R
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ p( @; H5 b# A" ?, H" e
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 N0 m* g4 f3 A( @7 p3 j+ PWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 j3 o7 W0 j2 d0 [- {sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,# y6 F' a. J1 X* ~( m7 e5 G
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a5 X. N- U: t' C
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" P! u) {6 Q( t' o
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& a% e1 \" s1 g4 _0 W) D; B& t" GPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just! S; E8 N2 \8 c; ?5 l5 \
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does! u. a3 b9 [6 i( F2 l; `
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
, q. [+ i8 ?8 O. j; V3 qbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ l: ]+ T2 u e$ ]% U
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
f5 D1 J J; E+ w! `- \* tsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
1 c; Q1 Z7 ?' Z4 ?. EMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on/ W: u1 G k; _. K/ n2 j3 {
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
. j: D/ }8 U# C8 PI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
- t/ X' C h) c* e0 xwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! g/ T' s' L* x! b7 b) ]2 n
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
( B+ L$ `0 @1 dIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
K2 F) ?' x" T# Z5 j" S: y3 ^$ D+ cother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go% \# I# B- m( I* q% f7 M" H$ c
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that% T$ C1 n! |+ ^. S
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
# I( U) D+ l9 K i: xcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
" a: F: ~! f; _/ Tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' R$ H" t1 C2 E! Q3 O; @4 n8 qstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."3 O3 r! F1 g+ h8 p+ Q/ m
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more+ U( q# h1 X( U. G+ W; M% I
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think+ \( D! W# U' U9 Z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very/ z# X3 y- p0 B# J1 D6 F1 K
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to: I2 T' z. U4 T/ M
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
2 J- n$ J& h3 ?" y) I"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love1 E- U& j7 n; r l" b
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is0 E6 q8 A0 k& K$ p; {( W% |
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
4 J0 W$ Y. o9 S/ z% A/ x/ W" ^% s0 rI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for. T% M& J) x9 ~0 d
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
% \9 `; j4 O! c* YSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.", f/ Z y2 v, W9 N- P
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! |, o( t) e. K0 c NI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any1 @6 x: o# }2 z, m$ m/ H
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' }0 p7 z* B+ ]4 N; C2 \clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& M0 Q5 L4 z5 o( sand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
) m$ I) o, u# \But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
( s, O" |" k2 @( i7 zRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 H1 ]4 T2 Y, J6 {CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in5 z5 j0 s9 F+ C
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 b- I9 A6 S2 Y' G, W5 V
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
2 [0 {: ]; ^0 v. w0 d3 S- Esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
U( I+ m' n ~5 Z p2 c& [% J0 |7 Mthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that5 b( m! b* K, b5 U
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 i; m# F; v1 n0 Z8 m/ |can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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