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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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2 {# O; X+ W) i- S6 L" ]I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.; w7 |' U, o; n
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
9 c" a* S/ @$ ^+ ~8 r* Q7 BThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
& T6 Y0 `1 x3 u0 x5 KWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% F' q ?& A* n, s, ~then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for3 i7 G! T: X/ c0 L! v# [- q1 o
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
- M, z# Q' H- }1 Lwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., Y7 T# f) q" K, ]. d4 T2 l
There are some people that are not into all the words.
0 K& {! W# `$ \2 OThere are some that would have you not use certain words., n! ~# Z" i! s3 k- O& c2 P
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& t0 I0 i5 W, L+ }' d
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
0 r9 }1 p# O. Y2 F! x5 g399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
$ a+ q9 k1 W8 w L) x9 E( c2 Oto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,4 C6 R* p. z$ G% C: p
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
9 C+ t9 _# q+ f1 r, c"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
: t- c' A$ t4 \/ T" J) f5 uand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 C/ A& q- d1 Q6 f& X+ ^. b1 J"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: s& ?- ?2 G M# d- c8 @( DThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
H4 ^( }) I3 @% G3 Rcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' e# z2 ~5 S" u1 s"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 G% z6 F5 r# W8 R, w+ A
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly$ k+ ^5 A4 E6 v5 k3 c! W( [8 M
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
9 i7 j; W2 l! R H Dman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a6 x4 M5 Y W- H$ m" R+ m& V
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
0 t# k k" h7 _9 f7 tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" E" H) @: r G! [ NPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just4 e+ t' m& u. T1 e" g* E3 [
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
' k. l. f( y# F4 W: f8 ^not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
2 n9 e9 E5 R: p6 [but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% C% Y! v3 K. O9 {, [
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, @1 J4 M9 h1 W! Psome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and) W2 L# |, n" G! x" d; \
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
0 W- Z/ o- ~: X# A v3 Fthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& i# m7 L" e1 A6 R
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
# Y* ~! I: t- Y- z. N* l+ E+ B+ pwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
, i4 A+ ]1 c* o% s; |, tyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
+ S/ k7 f1 O$ HIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
; C: _! U- V. G7 [other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go' Q+ t$ x/ V% o$ L/ t: |. h" B0 z
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; b/ o; l4 |! nPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
- N' m: V- {6 k' O* ]: o4 Icertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I& [! U: f9 [9 [6 x
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 m4 q( O6 }: g* m. Q0 dstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
( x4 R; j% P3 O3 yAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: x8 \% i# d+ t; h& ?2 Raccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
' U& f- ]- q- i3 B0 o+ ?it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
2 P( U- o2 v" [% r! Z. ~ D+ |imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to; Z% y4 t2 R. s. v
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,8 a' A# G+ |) f
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
5 h+ f# F3 W$ }# vthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
# K' b2 v/ i2 V+ w w" ua great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" b9 I' j1 W' H$ m" m- lI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
. ?: m8 j% U% |+ Q: e# p Uthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 i' c1 k" \- p# s& X+ R5 U# p! J
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."( v- S0 [) k/ H7 G
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.7 B1 S: p" g$ l' K6 ]1 k; }9 Y& V
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any. a5 w' k* D$ y, k3 _; r
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
% z& M4 W( S9 b7 Vclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 s0 l: J1 Y7 A9 p( A9 Jand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 ]' }/ t7 u' ^2 r1 d5 c! [
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
' r5 ]/ Q& k3 _ \( W, CRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock# O$ ?/ u( w3 c% ?4 r3 N7 }6 x
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: d& b. }6 U7 [9 u" H/ }
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 E) \- Q% d" u
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't( X1 J5 L' A2 D9 {& c
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding+ C K; p4 r. I
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; v+ l8 s5 Q& R$ W8 i4 }
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You' A1 ]$ |, H$ j6 X) a
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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