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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 n2 f0 |* U1 B
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
+ t, n+ B/ k- _2 B; Q0 d+ i8 L- ^( mI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" }9 }0 m4 A$ aThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.7 @) S: D; s! V8 m0 V; e
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.: r9 s3 Y) e( T5 R3 S7 D: v
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. B4 l* \9 f& y+ z; M
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 V+ V5 W# y0 l u1 U( ?' C
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.. B9 w( R3 E8 A0 x6 o8 N
There are some people that are not into all the words.* P8 B M6 m7 {! t. z
There are some that would have you not use certain words.) S* r- ~* y' e
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 q7 W0 z7 ]. R* Q2 ]! u6 s) o
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
1 N: j. ?( C! D2 L7 V O399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( m, n5 S: O& r; d! w0 ?* ^
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,3 t4 x5 N, C5 k' o" G# C
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?; R' Q2 _; D( [7 K7 f$ H( b: g" P
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# C) F1 z5 l4 }& U2 L( oand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?5 V2 o; g2 Z/ ]) `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 V0 B7 @; W% _+ M+ l: P# Q
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
( Z$ k* F5 f A- p, Xcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ q$ g% h0 x' `/ k2 G
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" G4 Y9 {3 q3 a) n9 [% IWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; i! b0 `7 p h; {) O1 }, X! K
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
; A9 o; a% P" Cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a! I3 h. S9 Y1 p7 x9 j* P
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist5 e! k. v; P$ Y3 }/ [. W7 Z/ t* g
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
U1 ~, F) v6 ]' J1 hPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 y2 v" _: H6 I" E( [$ rOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
# u1 R! s( v, c. F( Enot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,0 a: i: S5 F* M G" X, Z
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% n [7 u- `1 [' |9 V3 e
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why% i2 ]& j; P8 U( P
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and8 d( h z! A2 P& t: B
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 H# i6 {4 Z$ m; [3 V
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
- J" o+ F6 z7 |9 I5 s0 _. G. {. F- SI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
# h( f4 P4 u* _2 Gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
( u, g2 u- R E. ~* |you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
) a! b d- ]3 SIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the: o7 X1 v" _0 \$ X
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
1 t2 M; L5 K1 I% c5 ^) u# Itogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that% Q% A$ ^% y3 i4 N w
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 T. d" M0 |) B( B$ Ocertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ @/ f+ a" x( E" Udon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
" T9 q+ n" C( L$ B. y8 c4 x* F! Sstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
I6 M- ^% {& z+ Y0 r' OAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
8 _: {# ?) l6 T* O z- [0 Caccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think) i- |" S, }0 |2 ]+ T$ l
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
+ j" Q/ }3 J9 A& c7 ^8 b5 bimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
! }! X& S! F* j5 ` khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,$ k1 t8 }+ Q9 q- c
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
- x" S/ E* H; O' ^7 E8 tthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ Z3 f/ x! D+ na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but/ v, h) Q8 L* v
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
7 N# z5 _/ A$ W4 O) ythe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 q0 L" S" w( rSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
7 i' H( a3 W+ jSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 K. |4 l5 A8 A9 D+ YI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
1 C& b3 @- U$ P- L$ w; tcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
- {7 u! X0 a+ iclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed," L& \2 p W. B1 L4 m
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- Y- i6 s2 O" K7 F. Z
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.1 z5 {9 k* d0 p/ v2 g) b% j$ M
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
! P3 b( ~0 k# R, [" P6 VCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: n) a" o; g4 a$ {& Y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for" N/ I- P# _& Y" ?2 C0 n0 C6 S/ J
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't X0 n$ I" h; N
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding: K( [8 k' V4 P2 X
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that, d. y9 U9 m9 J6 d+ x) R
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You3 r; z# b4 }$ i5 Q# X4 v# y
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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