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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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; e1 V! D- N2 D7 YI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
8 t9 G! T0 F$ h% s& G# NI want to tell you something about words that I think is important." `% c: J+ o7 U) q& J; ]
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
$ I, H) _9 `3 N) x! v6 V3 D; n/ @Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ ?# b# P+ D( t* [6 K
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
- N' }- ^) x; F+ y$ }7 w# |that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 J6 J' X- ]6 l" ~" M
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
! S, n3 j" D2 ?There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 j; r2 b) J+ e2 \There are some that would have you not use certain words.. A S! g$ j9 g6 P9 I6 {5 N6 Q
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 76 E/ @) m6 N& i' \2 x! V
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 ?' s* L* N+ ]& Q3 A# y9 g399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous9 J8 b# a+ D! E9 j
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,# h: r$ ]9 b8 L2 q! n
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
, t) r2 d0 l+ W) u, ]( R2 X"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. ~; i4 I2 p; K$ w. ~and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?5 ^+ P, l8 |) m9 e' ^
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( K5 p5 S2 V" Y
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 l$ K3 }# Z+ {% M7 \0 S4 f4 G! @
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
6 E# c X# G: a1 f& P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ b2 v. @$ r+ S9 q$ [8 gWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
% i3 y# }! x2 Q$ q( _sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- v, v1 U2 ~1 v# mman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
* i( U: A/ r; T4 \" g* csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. S! K N$ q1 r8 ]; }
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,! n) r& _; x( I4 E* K* k! u
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
8 p# ?0 [! W" Z m# [4 |0 KOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does7 T5 u p- C% ]6 T2 q X
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,, H3 o0 ~& S- F3 i
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
0 [: u# J% N- R: o6 U5 F3 [ Wcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
& y" U3 Z; h) w9 \8 B" Hsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and0 t/ E, s- a+ R+ U7 n
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
& O& Y7 K& n! c1 `there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.7 Z9 {# u, Z$ f
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend3 I8 |( A4 h5 t- w" [0 _
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at( t N- U. ]) F$ c' a5 B- `! y+ h
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
: K: k) R" `: T" IIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the1 n; u0 G8 Y \/ l" d
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
) e3 Q) d" h+ z( d2 e' ?together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: @! p) y! E9 S9 g! p6 _$ [- `& g$ O
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were3 j' c& L$ s* p4 f/ {. _% r/ f" ~
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I4 g% a( `& O9 p4 {
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such7 L+ w; e4 u& J/ [( Q2 D( h* W
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
+ c% L& Q" f7 @2 K. cAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- x4 N) \4 y8 P' y( U" Z6 xaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" `8 R: K) I3 G$ r6 A! U. Y- }
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
+ }+ l! t* m3 K5 |/ z# M- l1 l& `9 t- Vimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
$ R) w! D- r2 N4 nhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 z8 E5 f0 F/ L% j! [. n
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ l% E" }# t6 [# z0 }than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is; c4 Y2 O/ k- P" x4 _ u8 C" `/ e
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
- x; }# ^; y. {) B3 r/ d5 DI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
3 S4 Q M) u7 T+ ^; D7 |0 d: K# C: nthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
; F+ `1 _8 x" H* p) SSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
1 c% A1 A0 c9 h/ D* k2 J* b, MSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.6 C& x& E' A% p: M
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any# p( d) a/ t9 C' k' ~5 U
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 D! S% a: K! l& c% Sclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
0 Z' a: ]7 i9 d* {# |1 [ }and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
$ L$ M1 [; @. \But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.1 P H, }, u+ Y5 A0 Z5 r
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock6 R7 I4 K! E3 t; U
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in' j. U- [& ^7 `$ C3 Q0 ?4 ]
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
6 X% ~! z" v, wKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't8 g9 ^' o. u& `) G
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
% B; r. u( {& P7 S7 y/ t. tthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that' D2 V2 I2 @ v
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 Z: b' T1 Z* `4 A7 k9 |; ?can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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