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2 G# @; y0 S* c4 E: s5 KA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.4 V8 t* L- b1 X
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a% N# h, |; m/ Q8 O% s' S
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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7 g6 x U. z6 HWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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0 w/ Y1 C& A; m: tThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
. @ s( x7 H. P0 @- L' c! QThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.; h3 P: l2 N' u) A- Q
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.. i$ C: i2 O6 O% [
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?': T! j6 i, B1 ^
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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: x. F0 J6 y5 p1 h3 t'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! : p* f% S& r' z: ]! q) ]
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