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# T! ?- x0 _: \6 ]A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.2 i& N3 {# K. `! P0 s, \4 Z
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a3 z' S. ]$ Q% [" \4 @1 e) }( h6 H, p
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.7 M3 I: }) {. H7 ^. m, \
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- U7 }3 y6 Q: f' S: d) pWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.8 J5 w! J% n6 C3 T: {
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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6 W, a$ H/ q/ W# q+ d5 E* p The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.- l, K- _" U( B4 ?* D8 ]
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'0 K7 E" A3 r/ @; y) l1 L3 h$ \- A" y
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'5 W: C2 s& {" r, h' R, X
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* E% N! O3 p% `4 h+ q6 d- q4 ^) J'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.0 Y" I( [+ u( |
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
' I1 S% x6 L5 S- N$ TWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'! l7 g+ g. g& {0 q o
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