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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.& d; v4 L6 F3 {0 v7 X; H% B4 f! L
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.- z4 c6 e+ \3 _$ O# @# M
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2 n2 R2 _* G) YThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a: n0 v* i7 n1 I% Z' a
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.# ~# ?* f* l( c; V
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}/ r1 W5 ? w3 pWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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, B+ |, @# A3 K% `. fThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
; E# E5 c g1 Y; U9 u8 k1 eThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.) p4 ?; \( H3 w. w
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( ~! P9 z$ u, w9 f The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.8 P, R* x* m" F0 Y
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'! s5 [0 n d* Y& b" l/ K
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.8 m/ Q& `- q7 r* I
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! . @& P+ x( E6 _' i
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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