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/ A9 o. T3 d+ ]0 g3 fA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.* b# H7 {9 a4 Q3 ]4 [6 t% ^0 i0 G
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8 f+ v: Q" @# NThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a H2 V8 `) [. Z+ ?( K1 `' l, d* n
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.$ j7 _( A6 V& a0 w* U! ]
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# z$ t, S9 Y% y9 k$ LWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.$ m' E: T& k! j/ J& v3 o
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.; \" j# [- h/ K2 l+ R- n
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7 |/ J* V6 ~9 j6 j! m The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.: H+ x' K, R2 v& h
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'$ S- [( {; o: p* x5 h& v- y8 S
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies./ i; b. V a% |6 i
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
2 i+ o9 a2 \$ yWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'0 [$ ]: @% q% R. u m
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