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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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$ w4 Q5 I# l# b( b* v% Z1 t9 j, {. }# nThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a* c( C i; T4 r5 F" ^+ h7 Y
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; k, _) q7 ]3 A$ Q8 w! Z
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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( Q: ^( r$ q6 `: L5 Z3 C The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.! b- m7 {, T8 E) p8 A9 l
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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" G2 m" v% `5 ]1 p'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies." Z9 G8 B7 N3 h( N
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! " e! K( V" D# w% T. b: [* }
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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