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7 W( {1 Y. w! l: J6 s- R) t- I- tA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.$ G- P- v ]4 I) b7 X# U: T; u
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
5 ?2 p7 ?6 v, T' z' `" b: @4 g) rlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.( E8 `5 {7 y) F
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.! a, x2 `9 w- \
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.9 T+ Y" L, c# q
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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( D% A1 o/ }) Z/ p2 P. b6 dThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'( ]% b1 J8 v/ ]9 u/ @1 W; L
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" n' v$ m; [5 x0 }: V! h'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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1 y9 I/ Q" d: B& P/ q'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
9 r; w4 X% Y0 |. ~Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.') A6 e9 E% j' P$ O$ Z, A
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