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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
0 z1 U t' s5 `9 MShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
8 S9 s6 \; j4 P9 H9 oThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
+ {3 g% }* w z$ sThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' n9 a( x4 I) p9 l! L/ J
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. . _! O# O) q) n0 b
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 5 _' t, v( O7 e5 ]. D
J( Z# y7 b9 g- l7 XThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 5 @) A4 t1 E" j1 b( i
& O, F3 {( R$ Y' D# m }So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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. K. K* e( O! J& A o! @0 ` {The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! . _9 }2 z0 R( q$ H: s
6 F G6 \0 I! M! r5 H' gThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 2 A* v) E+ G" m6 U
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. % K' l) N/ W. _
7 a4 @7 W" d0 R U$ TAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 0 a0 S6 P9 H$ O3 B; A% B% b
9 T# V0 S% N9 u. V2 I. k# |Male readers : Please scroll down. , O- s3 u) Y" l( l2 |6 U* S
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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( u1 I8 v$ B) J8 h2 M/ kMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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2 p8 q3 f+ f+ F G" o' S6 HLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show . K, j( r# P, j; u
* O0 w2 U2 ^) g- DPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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