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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
% J; Z! t- m p0 i) `2 zShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 9 J7 m1 ~* s* d, ^8 q0 u
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' + X5 u1 k/ T) b
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. / B; E( r' N. c6 u* l
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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: R0 H( Z9 b# |- ~5 D2 A( f; kThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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7 y9 _3 [% c7 p9 y( D$ cThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' : M- L: p2 ?! |1 L% w9 s5 g
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' $ K1 q/ q6 A9 e/ M9 }* r7 @; y
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 1 r5 O, C5 ~0 n. _5 D) P
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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/ B0 C- B7 C! J& F+ kMale readers : Please scroll down. ; C s* ?( u+ y- T
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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1 ?9 n/ y3 G- |/ Z# J; c+ f2 k% i" uMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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% b7 |' u% F* G. M0 K+ b8 h9 eLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 1 B5 |% x. T2 d- ]0 w; J3 m1 `
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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