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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
# n% [1 o2 L) J9 w; L" kShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. % k0 u! e, c% A$ E
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' * p$ E/ S" u. T4 z
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 0 [0 K; r2 y; l% g! k; n+ _: k
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' . ~- j+ s2 \# H% l9 i
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 9 b' k$ Y4 W r: O+ J% s) S
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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1 U( i+ h2 z% K* u! r, nFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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5 ?. C) Q; e) S: Z) ?6 M+ G! F5 pThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 0 Z; k1 z! A1 c2 d- b" ~1 D1 g
$ ^1 {6 x: b: Z8 T/ BThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 5 t% E- W8 @9 Y4 `0 f! |
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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+ O; _/ r5 w8 O) d, `* z/ `: D( d7 ?Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. / w* j* w) w' V) Y% Y4 ^. V! N
{6 a7 P( J' I$ j7 N3 BMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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6 G8 l" N$ _$ D' M" O2 JMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show & \, P6 G; Q3 ^+ e# [$ X+ _+ M
9 w! W3 S P. t/ a1 B" G ~! _PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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