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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
2 n( @* _) V! z' s) r5 @. O/ AShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
5 {4 \. G8 E+ N4 a+ RThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
' Y/ x% e$ c% k1 BThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. % z9 X0 f9 |' w4 z8 m
5 J. s( G. \" S+ d4 I$ o9 zWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' - U9 b& N Y/ v/ M* i& q
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. [9 h0 R7 ~( t0 k* Y
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' % Z- R% B; c- j1 l
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 6 |# i( B1 P6 W. Y: }
7 ?9 e# i1 b) {" A3 mSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 4 h+ T" Y' C$ P$ }( \. t
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' . \4 f* u! }$ \) Q1 H
: z. j7 f; B9 q3 m/ S7 XMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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) z! @, M# |# E7 p& J" `The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. . x% I- i/ v% p6 A7 O* l( M
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! ]* i2 C6 i' Y" Z/ wLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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