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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
* k6 e6 K, M( e+ MShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. . `' }7 N& m( ?8 L
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
: k! \1 R' m! S8 J: |8 h0 uThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. $ p. w4 W* ~1 C6 d% l# M* m
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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% U. }4 e8 z3 N$ f8 }& Q" {The woman said, 'That's okay.' ) d8 x i. Z8 J( J: S, Y
3 t/ X6 V9 B8 ]. c3 Q7 h. G9 uFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 8 f! R3 g: ^4 K+ l7 k
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. + I% D! O% R$ W4 M" u
+ t) u' W8 p4 [5 o w- w# p: ^The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! , n' o N; v4 J \2 x, G, t. R* ?6 v
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. $ L/ O4 E3 a l6 I
/ o! D; Y. q: e+ M2 o4 V! KThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 5 h/ |% h) q; o" ~7 a' l
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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/ c4 e7 r3 r- p; lSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 5 {: c; @& X# n8 f; B3 M9 k
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' + w b# M3 f$ k
* E, K* @* ~9 w- W9 Z9 D- L- v& ZMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 8 S6 _: w7 @; H) e8 N6 `
+ S! _$ i/ @* W1 R- BAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 9 t2 T# }0 S9 g! B
, x! e% ?: w$ Q2 M8 XMale readers : Please scroll down. 4 G2 y N" ?6 ~+ B' e" U' @
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& @ Y) `, b( M8 PThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife - }6 T0 h- ?, a) a, a7 [, \
( o! D7 r' L3 i1 v( v" uMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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6 H! V2 K) ^; O, F& bPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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