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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
" o) f+ q$ R- d7 ]7 ^She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
5 D) G, Z) r& G h8 j' D/ N# {& j uThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 1 }3 t: C. j6 }8 e, \& G
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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8 `; k' m4 {! @. H# ^" ~Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ! J g) x/ a, Z3 u- j0 h" i! Y
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' ; r1 a7 y" b3 E2 w3 H z
0 Q7 n. H+ K: d7 d9 W4 CFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. % a2 d1 w. G& ]/ j6 t5 \. d: c' F9 ~
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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+ `* ^: F7 Y3 z" [+ gThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' $ V( J+ {" I) _: w$ v" N l0 \
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$ G4 X: a: Q7 t1 Z ?8 ?For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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7 ?- Y7 ~1 p2 F% z) DThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 3 q: B0 E5 N2 A, V
) O0 N" `" D3 w6 {6 ^The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' % x( }, v4 P N+ y9 Q; M
: s+ i0 q" V+ W- x% C' a/ {So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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* N" {9 q- T8 {& |/ GThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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0 s8 T* P5 z! hMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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0 p8 n1 U$ g2 Z; y; F- N: J6 O5 UAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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8 g8 o$ g6 G6 B5 f7 GThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 0 [8 R( ?0 A% _; m g' X6 L
0 j! N8 z+ x" L3 R5 P9 j c7 rMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. ' m7 v# M; Q, |, F. H
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) z$ B E% O' Y ^( D( o) CLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 5 J0 l* F* f: f6 K
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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