Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
3 n7 N3 j% g+ e1 w1 ~% E. E; G  W! qShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
9 j0 [3 @+ P. `6 Y+ Q/ VThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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9 y1 s8 R2 }4 I1 I4 Z8 S5 I/ ZThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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% ^9 Q. [7 D* b6 g9 u* p! FSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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1 M2 q9 j* X5 a$ zLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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5 Q+ V, _0 G- g0 m. ?Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.