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Canadian idiot. u" o/ m1 z- j. b C
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot4 h8 O! u$ s. z9 X
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
; \ K# j3 r7 a! _And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
6 L9 F7 a1 p, C& V& f. X- [# V% mI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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* `2 e7 `* n- i$ `' NThey all live on donuts and moose meat8 @5 g* N) }) U, {
And they leave the house without packing heat: [% @7 c: P* l- [. g( _
Never even bring their guns to the mall
, N' ?3 Z$ J: P# KAnd you know what else is too funny?
) n8 F+ f! X# c" h2 \! XTheir stupid Monopoly money7 i2 K: t& y" X# |. u4 M1 b
Can't take 'em seriously at all0 f9 c4 t& ?9 L( t. z0 r
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
2 ] j2 v) F; O) xThey treat curling just like it's a real sport5 l- j( z. I" L, T" K5 Y- }
They think their silly accent is so cute8 |1 q7 O, K* B' B3 J
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
0 g0 v) M8 L B8 HCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
' D2 ]$ }9 h) C2 |: f" d6 J5 hThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion* n9 k3 Q# V9 D% S; Y9 {/ S
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni) H8 Z: V7 e" @
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
M0 d. k& Y7 x! x) s4 k# E, vAll over Saskatchewan! M& a7 k; M1 u8 I
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
H) W0 R% T% ~7 d8 Zwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
! l, S6 v( z6 B9 F! }See the map, they're hovering right over us
4 J8 S6 l$ h6 I7 m. p& {7 UTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous% w |' W9 q, C ?
! r$ a: \8 Y% x0 bAlways hear the same kind of story0 I) n/ u) d# C" L
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
0 |: a+ A7 u( p, b5 M' p0 PTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
- T! E( J. v. y% ZIt's gotta mean they're all up to something( N: S! R* D& ~; {3 u' a0 r6 T
So quick, before they see it coming5 J& v# T+ B4 j9 m, @. `
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