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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* k6 w% O6 I. ?: p3 \! q6 G
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
: G3 ]1 Z$ s7 v; kAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
% _( y2 ? _9 @2 Z: f/ W2 Z8 RI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat& l( O3 K( }+ N* j7 o. F
And they leave the house without packing heat8 q8 h# Q8 R7 M3 X3 k
Never even bring their guns to the mall
( y' I8 I' Q8 q( c4 DAnd you know what else is too funny?7 f% f/ C# d7 g
Their stupid Monopoly money( g3 E% \- V. o, C6 Z$ H
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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# ]( s) e+ k ?; m# o5 zWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export. b% B k8 ] w `! H
They treat curling just like it's a real sport8 z" A [/ g5 S8 @
They think their silly accent is so cute
. q9 N( X5 }2 j3 s) yCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot* Y* Q$ X2 Q, P: }9 M/ S: ~
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
( `4 r1 L* ?1 RCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air3 a9 M+ r' \) b l7 V
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion( p0 |) @6 X5 w9 w& L4 l
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan
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# J" v$ t6 @$ s' PDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot. N. W5 @/ n- V) o7 O
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius7 N) i+ L, X3 W; q0 j; ~/ f# V
See the map, they're hovering right over us5 b6 [3 V: X2 i- Y3 ~% D; m b: U
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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+ M1 I+ D4 z5 o& IAlways hear the same kind of story; B! ~7 F- `- V! X1 O& `5 E' Z9 J3 ]
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"5 b# S0 L0 c# Y3 r4 X
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
9 R( w+ G3 |, |4 tIt's gotta mean they're all up to something- G- M Z. _* l: c0 e8 I- ?( C6 `
So quick, before they see it coming
/ j7 K% l# B0 v2 F' e3 i: LTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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