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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- ?8 e; n1 R4 ^* n: z2 b, fDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut! U$ R! m) J: a, ]
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
. D" L! e' i: G/ A" xI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed+ g6 Y# o8 e# r! g& X
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
- q3 l# F5 q( F( L. y9 b# e% W- sAnd they leave the house without packing heat# `$ c6 i/ f7 k( t! T6 s
Never even bring their guns to the mall
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Their stupid Monopoly money8 b8 _, W" u9 a( E% L
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export$ n: I9 t7 w8 Y
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
; o5 E( ` o) E( a3 r/ {7 @3 IThey think their silly accent is so cute
/ r% F1 P, e) U" A& B" H$ rCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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7 M8 r6 S+ {7 a/ X9 USure, they've got their national healthcare
- [/ s" |, T4 n+ E; _2 H! KCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
D! v/ t9 K, ]1 [" iThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion) D% L- Z4 @2 a I+ P8 S
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
* i9 r) c: b0 e/ }7 qAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
7 N+ @8 C* F; M" m8 L. Q, R9 aAll over Saskatchewan8 }$ f4 E( E2 L% M5 P" \
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot# i* t/ w. k) Y; a Y& {' k
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
+ a+ y, w+ Q& L3 q7 ySee the map, they're hovering right over us
2 X1 F7 F8 ^. B+ STell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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) u8 X/ m5 H: r O+ ]: E, f" GAlways hear the same kind of story. C" d' A& z% w4 @* T- |6 k" p
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
$ x! }5 z- I: ^: t' X, E5 T, RTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?5 y) C7 W4 Z+ h% X
It's gotta mean they're all up to something. O; a2 ^6 b4 j6 ]$ N
So quick, before they see it coming
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