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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- N q5 `% P5 I& b3 f1 `7 DDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut4 n c. Q) [. H% Z
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?* v- q" D0 m5 |/ ^1 c$ D
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
' Y5 x( P' K1 SAnd they leave the house without packing heat3 k- s8 p5 `" K6 k, D
Never even bring their guns to the mall
7 u& Y4 E$ B( Z$ ^And you know what else is too funny?
5 i, j+ |% G% {. k; x' OTheir stupid Monopoly money2 S2 p6 P6 V, ?# Z s: Q1 c
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export% Z0 F" h; Z7 A
They treat curling just like it's a real sport; c1 N5 m# m2 `0 t
They think their silly accent is so cute
( X: k! {% t7 n4 b I* PCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot. Y% P# Q$ Z" k4 i
. n2 e. @7 z+ G3 Q/ mSure, they've got their national healthcare1 K0 I$ _; e# D8 V- h6 z) t
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air% ~8 I- f2 O1 D( P3 F7 S! N
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion( o1 ~7 N3 [1 t2 b+ Q; g# ]7 b
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni& J: I' P0 K7 O" ]6 i0 a {( i
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni/ g% A$ _/ D) S0 _4 Q3 c' F0 {% R
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
; a) |) q6 i% gwont figure out the temperature in Celsius* l. M; _7 y5 C7 J1 S) K* Z
See the map, they're hovering right over us, @" b8 U" \' b
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story9 l/ J+ R9 }' L2 C
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"8 X$ M2 u. t1 {, x
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?4 s% Z, w, m7 ]: l
It's gotta mean they're all up to something9 Z% I; S- _: W. r# P3 C3 n2 _
So quick, before they see it coming6 h' R! z& {# V5 X4 f. S, D
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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