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Canadian idiot
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# _' E6 P- l* n# C- T2 M( @1 WDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot5 P" m" I- u8 p/ D
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut$ w: H3 D4 O# y8 Q
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?8 P# L: L) @# ^0 I; S6 Y
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed% Z# k% i5 e( B
. {( l4 t' U2 \% [They all live on donuts and moose meat, y. R* \- V* y0 y% ^. G
And they leave the house without packing heat+ Y' a1 n1 ~* d, I9 i6 p7 f
Never even bring their guns to the mall/ i' ?* f+ m" u3 h
And you know what else is too funny?
: P" w6 {) M8 M& I/ Y2 [ y( T0 g& kTheir stupid Monopoly money
* K# d9 e' ~& Q0 ~& H9 iCan't take 'em seriously at all
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+ e4 I% [# V4 R- D4 s! ?" f3 mWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
. {3 Q- p2 X/ F- [& z1 n$ e' B& iThey treat curling just like it's a real sport, V+ y P. i- Z/ {1 {2 m. b h
They think their silly accent is so cute
/ b( r8 @5 h1 w Z1 s6 }$ JCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot0 _3 K5 x9 `( b' M" R g# P
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare! c) |0 ^# w0 U4 R0 v
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
( b; |& d2 V- n1 f3 FThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
8 N i* Y- p* H. i0 cEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
9 L9 R; j! G# C+ mAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni+ H1 {$ w7 Z% R2 O; ^+ @- y+ t
All over Saskatchewan1 G$ Y' }. V ?% j& _
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
, J+ V$ l4 [" P' wwont figure out the temperature in Celsius+ j. M( ?- [" l4 {
See the map, they're hovering right over us
/ \0 g# @/ v/ X5 I9 YTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous: t, k. P, f% p/ m Y7 @
: r/ C5 K; t- d& ZAlways hear the same kind of story
: k; K ]. U- d' W4 KBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
; D# }, a7 \ \' B# \Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
3 Z. _: t2 q3 P; y( K2 WIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
/ A1 R9 R# [5 O6 a- ?" h( A! d& l, SSo quick, before they see it coming
, B0 a. h ]( F0 I6 I0 y, KTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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