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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ o0 \' i a7 a
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
8 z$ l% m$ O. y: zAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
1 l* ^$ D3 x+ xI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed1 C% {- t) A+ W) x% U* B* n
5 ^8 A8 Q- t3 v+ Q6 U9 u. g9 VThey all live on donuts and moose meat9 g( x/ D9 ^6 V: }6 u. z- O
And they leave the house without packing heat
# G7 I" ?# w. \Never even bring their guns to the mall
& M. p7 d4 ?( @% S& U KAnd you know what else is too funny?8 b: x- y3 g' H" N% i+ f) |& M: v& T
Their stupid Monopoly money
N! R* Z" z+ d* T8 iCan't take 'em seriously at all
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$ q3 J% H: _" |. L( D+ fWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
% ?8 d( A4 j1 M' R7 u1 G i, ~They treat curling just like it's a real sport
0 D8 ~) v5 w* s- }1 B' p. l$ MThey think their silly accent is so cute
9 \% N% e4 O6 K5 p( y9 \$ r$ RCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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, F7 d5 T! c' c* F2 w: FSure, they've got their national healthcare( u! Q" _4 Y' d
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air' I$ @/ b# ~2 i3 ?$ Y
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
7 @$ {& \) |* A, Z+ I3 \* j7 r# B! PEat their weight in Kraft macaroni# Q/ Q& \& l+ x& _/ S5 h
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni, h, {9 I6 q9 Y) M' r
All over Saskatchewan% x- \: z: v% X8 |; r# B( [
I# P. d5 z5 J0 Q& wDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
% {9 \" g% `: j8 qwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
1 L& ^- X E3 VSee the map, they're hovering right over us% M2 F6 j7 ]7 w* s# {& X
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
1 C6 S ~0 a' _4 |* s( F# ?9 `4 MBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"4 b" g' ^: F) O" F
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
3 W) A6 ]$ v3 d- U+ W @It's gotta mean they're all up to something
- A* o6 p' G9 D( TSo quick, before they see it coming! N X$ e* S# c7 }8 R& f# H" ]5 W
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