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Canadian idiot0 G2 m7 p* B- v+ B. ?; W( W9 J
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
# H3 i, {. r+ o7 D) QDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
6 |5 L/ M# b/ n5 k6 p* g' b3 ^: U5 LAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
+ j, i* s) d- f+ A2 b$ BI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed$ _0 ?4 y: F0 C% K
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
% J7 q0 M( {+ S9 oAnd they leave the house without packing heat
: c$ ]9 v5 `& N9 ]* J: yNever even bring their guns to the mall; ]! W4 A2 u* ]1 R: y
And you know what else is too funny?+ e6 Q8 ]* S& S+ v* D& E. Q0 I
Their stupid Monopoly money
* B4 |1 z( \; ICan't take 'em seriously at all6 t$ I- C6 [2 ]! K A6 I( S
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
4 d9 F, Y% B% n) w5 F3 EThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
& \1 z% w* A# _7 [/ rThey think their silly accent is so cute8 ?& R2 U. C9 P# x! C% R
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot4 M' |$ E8 Q2 @# k7 n8 G0 Z
- E1 c# G8 D- _9 TSure, they've got their national healthcare
% X2 c6 J! e% H$ ?7 X6 U) f/ W3 p3 SCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
# G& ?# d7 f4 c+ v* S( u5 yThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
# m4 l9 i) `, i* V' cEat their weight in Kraft macaroni8 [- L5 W, h4 ^' s- F
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
4 G+ S% a+ E6 V+ ]All over Saskatchewan/ r) o" n2 a+ F, q
$ w" Y1 M0 _' G* ~Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot' u& ^. m3 f q n" f
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
. Y1 {7 u+ z" E. C2 LSee the map, they're hovering right over us
; y4 t3 `' j$ aTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous; i9 a$ a4 x1 V7 L# m: z
* |: [: v J4 f1 ^Always hear the same kind of story. Y! P2 B$ s2 f9 [5 x
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
) J9 r7 u) p! e4 i5 UTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?4 o2 T; ~: q! Y/ B4 y- J
It's gotta mean they're all up to something8 c' s& @. B+ l, i5 v8 O! ?
So quick, before they see it coming$ a. t: Z" }% ]% F
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