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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
, Z; D" Z& B. s2 ~My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
' Z. c: U3 ~+ a* r. I* \There was only one little thing bothering me...
# P4 F5 O4 l' i- DIt was her beautiful younger sister.
]0 \1 F9 n j) ]& xMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less./ X: ?' ^. F* u3 `' ]& o+ Y$ K- }; @
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
2 i; x+ s7 ?0 b9 f9 H' ~It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 w; }$ [' P8 U) u3 X( d3 K
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.1 L- f4 |. s# ~+ R" N5 K7 e0 F, r
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.9 W+ j& i/ ~( s( A3 U2 [; r7 k
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.: \3 S6 S! F5 M+ C
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. H4 ~! T% } ^3 b) e/ W: W
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 m0 P' Z6 L3 V, h# n$ II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
6 ?1 @2 S5 y# t4 g7 CI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.+ W6 o* e7 s' t3 c/ x
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.; X3 w0 N4 ?+ N! K3 i9 u
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!6 O- I; ^* ^9 @; S( ~+ M5 }
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
7 _/ ?# `5 S+ |+ N4 ?* X( ?We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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