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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
7 D% e/ C L7 s+ j$ m, PMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.7 X2 d. X! c3 n, o+ }
There was only one little thing bothering me...8 t( \4 L$ f) n: b0 ^# r# K0 m
It was her beautiful younger sister.$ A& G! b9 s; x, g4 b2 j
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
Y! l1 A2 h( x ~3 zShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view., U/ q: a+ P, p8 s. V+ _# o
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
6 Q4 h8 @, w# y# j; K( }One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 J8 _0 S5 ^( w5 f6 @$ G
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
) n; t+ S7 X4 T; k! D' `/ TShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
' F9 M3 c' B7 K% {7 @7 y5 AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
! Z: f! }/ ~4 z# g1 D8 M8 uShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! s! c& `6 _. F: PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.. v& z& e' q5 O
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.5 E% u4 M1 t! k3 l4 C
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.$ V, q! h+ e/ d
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!! m7 r( n; J0 c
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# h0 N; |: i$ J& l5 x U- CWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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