Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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; D( k  D* L' o+ e: Q* t# {3 bI was a very happy man.
2 n) R: S- R! E8 N+ `  @4 [My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
7 s3 ]' W8 O& AThere was only one little thing bothering me...
4 o, |6 I- G2 {5 a: BIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
* H7 e1 M1 @% l5 i4 MIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. p- r! \' u5 t7 w0 r( ~One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
6 i+ X0 I6 T/ I% S- _( ^; K: B' K+ aShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
$ c8 W! O- ~2 r7 _0 g9 k- c7 LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
) s6 ?& L8 f8 \4 n2 b) Q" {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) H0 `5 D: l2 k4 B" ]& l/ fWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
; t0 q+ m/ n4 o4 eWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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4 }7 ~, `0 a5 F+ N, N3 D6 U  q5 eAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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