Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
" L& m  C& |8 a% U% m6 E8 TMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
0 c" K; e: F$ s" k. wOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
; F# H3 ]$ A" Y& |0 s8 [She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
9 F* V# p- _: a5 O2 M7 m. Z5 W( {She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. ~& s& W8 Q! U: E' H/ T: U9 ~I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 \2 W: e9 x# G, b' kI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
: I. A) H& c" fWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
, r4 [! R; D: [! m+ L% a9 RWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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3 u& u- {" ]9 ~2 GAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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