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This is not a new one but in English this time.2 r" {$ A2 P0 I5 l) X
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I was a very happy man.
& \9 Q6 |& ? u8 V/ Y! {3 h9 q3 XMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
, H; h$ {( G$ z8 s/ x6 dThere was only one little thing bothering me...
9 k! {2 A3 v5 ~- }* U9 sIt was her beautiful younger sister.* o' t9 I2 y6 u* k
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. e0 Z6 K) L! v1 h$ j4 I- F' \- h
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.* i6 r5 B8 \% m7 ]* ]8 g i& L
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, G8 o/ e. z3 G; }% T5 x1 \One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
* A5 z: T+ E9 w$ kShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
- F+ Z+ C. t' Z9 yShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
7 \. z) o; g8 U# M6 [. p6 xWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.) t P# _ q; p1 M+ V
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'& j: u- G1 N! _' W( S
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.) {+ j. M9 K) u9 @; s
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.% j3 l2 \% k" b$ m) |# |0 }
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.2 X* D0 h" Z( r! M7 Z V, v
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
2 q0 }4 q0 Q- uWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.6 p. y7 d: I) Q4 ?! V
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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