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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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1 k1 c- m8 e4 N6 \2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.1 ^0 f2 b2 ^% Z0 E7 P/ A
' n6 g, w4 \& O* J9 ^2 g3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.9 }4 [0 K ]) ]8 \& {) f
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 j/ |/ c# X: }& e& D9 s( I8 J
1 e9 u* Q' Q+ {" ?* @) z! Z3 ^( i5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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; C( N3 X4 M* n, a/ G# Y/ S8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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# {" {8 T: J4 V# h9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& a& Q% t& T7 F4 r5 T- g7 [( [9 t
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( | X/ w2 l& J
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 d J V3 C3 N9 m5 Z
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 h, g- a; U. H7 A: H" G
: |" }$ ]% N0 v, c1 @& ?14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 c4 \9 G2 M y; [* B/ A1 [
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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: \, ~3 u+ X; D8 Z( o0 c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.5 N* X, \) H4 {7 T1 z6 \
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.2 m, c/ C, a6 K# f' i9 c) A
+ _. h& j" F* ~22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy./ `: U" w2 i9 @7 p9 B! |
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., j$ C$ L+ ^0 j
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.: E y6 z2 G8 l7 H6 R) e
2 \9 Z$ r& V7 ^8 \9 q, P& o25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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