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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ r9 d; ]5 r, \7 E; C" v- i
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.- r r3 W8 i6 W, `7 a
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.+ o' @* }8 |9 s6 u
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant./ T7 }" Z7 {8 i9 s% R4 J; j, z
; o# B5 C1 @# `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.% q5 F9 E& q @. v
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.* X* q; r0 [1 V5 j1 F
# o' D7 e( I# t2 ]4 l; n7 u: p6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- C y0 R. o1 Q. P. |; b
B+ a9 b1 O7 B( y/ |+ E7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 }- U6 d4 \' O U( H5 p
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.% I: n5 y+ R( [) f7 j& q4 e' a& |$ A
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 }+ V$ B' B& i& `$ @: H* X
3 P6 X& H6 _, O" W! K" w2 ^10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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; \7 K4 v/ W3 Y# z# \& q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ i% s4 n, R; s" G1 A0 ]; \; l12.) Super glue is forever.
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$ z, I' L h1 p13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. z: L# Y! I7 w2 W1 j" {
( e, g2 B& C0 M$ t14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.) V. l7 G3 i, {9 H# @8 `
* j# O. q. R, j. L, |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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3 ?3 }2 R1 @! B. b( L19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.7 X+ I5 [' P( J& B& d
4 U. a: A8 H" m% V9 N20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- j* x2 ^7 i3 p
7 z0 u( u+ D& G1 O1 x+ K21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; p* h& D0 B2 N J! ~) [& d" Z* E
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. [, j6 y8 _: e; ~8 r& w- ]8 [: ?
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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/ P& t3 G" \5 r) w; k& q3 B: A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ @7 i7 i) ^0 V: v; D
3 R( ?7 g' {) N! p; H7 i& e25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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