Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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- `2 i6 o9 P0 h9 c/ H( k3 {1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

, ~; R( {% e( e. o5 ?: V$ R4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

, m* ~1 P- K  K, N6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) Z2 _6 [6 Y0 M, l6 {9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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& `1 Q# z+ n0 Z( Z" @4 X/ E11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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' v- J; f% \% G+ \13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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) l9 J' g. p5 E7 p1 n& ?" r5 Z14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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! ]& J. Q0 b* f+ ~( Y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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( a+ p: e+ O) ]2 x# l0 s" a17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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/ T4 Z& U0 e$ ~7 i+ }% N18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 B/ E, h# \2 h% |20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

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2 D$ r4 U/ X4 [3 @3 o23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

" V% y/ E9 L6 R7 m  E24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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