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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# o4 p+ s% ^# ~, a: R# z9 ]
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- M1 T6 R, @/ b/ Q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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, [+ L9 b% s7 n7 u( _. U3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) C8 m( X' G) s" {% |
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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6 d E0 O% I# G' V$ o- V j5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.# H0 u, {, W8 f' ?1 w
Y. _1 E5 J+ ]. C0 @ G6 C9 t, C6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- Y' h+ R4 I6 C: E
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 Z. c1 I8 M V0 C$ V
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 C& X( D7 u y# n
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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2 c, D1 {' [& B7 H c' c9 D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.1 c% b9 e4 l4 g D
! l: d8 |3 T- T/ z' F13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; s8 o" R3 N& b L) m% S' p. h
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., ~# H7 A5 ^" }* Y3 v. r* d; A ]: P
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.5 K" `; l: B5 g8 i4 v
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 s1 e3 B4 L$ U4 B8 s' n0 ~
. @. q8 H' u$ f3 f! d5 J- s19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.8 E; y3 g+ P& \6 a& a) t
/ ?6 B: Z* x/ K; `20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; J" A- [5 {& A
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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1 t* P, X4 g' [3 T! \7 a* l5 w22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# q. M! o( w8 G3 t
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.$ B! X: B- M2 T! Z/ a) c
7 d3 U* F4 p4 H) X24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ T7 f. a+ J) E1 P0 g
, l# G0 [' n& E3 J9 F25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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