Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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4 C) O  M2 n0 n9 m3 _/ \Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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+ e4 z. Y/ z9 ^4 U2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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) i* |3 d9 c5 ?3 a/ o3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

3 c) A) H: d) _2 Q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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+ Y5 @0 I" a& W. _5 m8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

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1 G! B0 a# x' f7 c& L12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

. K! i; G6 I( q- I. Z. O4 A20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

, T  X/ t$ g6 F& P; G22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

) j3 [: b, b* |( z2 e6 L, p/ K5 E23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

) R" ?- s9 f2 \# m7 `  D$ B24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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9 t* Z' J4 V/ ]2 F4 R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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