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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ s3 T: ~ c8 ~: M# X1 M
, D1 O$ r2 V. d2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; T1 _0 V' K" t) C5 G3 R
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- s9 I% Q; K. P J1 w( ~5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 I2 k; z8 H! m& |: f4 {
1 A& f2 H; ]! Y" n/ ^& Q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.3 L( K3 m* c5 {, |
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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6 J" \+ y2 F% p5 R# J8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.9 s1 P$ P/ W7 u; [# f! R
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' B) L( d( L2 Y. v* p
" O7 {& P' T4 ?; F2 S9 {& t! r% J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.+ ~, F5 L' O/ p% d
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! Y8 h2 [- O3 e( L( v7 G8 ~5 U
: B8 d+ V. ]: \! Z0 R15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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6 D$ D; \* X1 j2 f/ F6 H# C9 G, N7 U* a16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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8 R3 @' B2 ?& O* J. V& ?18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.7 Y& W; O7 ]2 e
, w! U7 o' W8 e6 U* y/ v; }19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 P3 s4 @+ V6 h2 H9 B20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.! m L# P z% K1 H# R) d7 V+ v, H, M
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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# k. f; B2 @! M, o0 v8 Y22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.- { @0 Z' d3 d0 A% v
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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