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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 @6 X, }0 {; E, v/ j5 ?& m, V& j
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$ a8 b& l( J. ], p0 T; o# F+ L& I/ o2 `1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) `. [- F" L. z2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% O9 f; Y: T, V' m% | p% f3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) O1 b: M6 C5 W L8 v4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.' n4 b7 c1 }$ Z, c9 Q
: W& r+ s2 d# c) v9 V5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; N; ?6 \2 F g( j9 q
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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0 l' E3 |8 W+ @- g+ _, P {9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.7 L0 `: H5 n' Z5 C
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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X7 B. M2 _9 v: i& s8 @11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.9 H; U+ U: a w+ B
6 _, Z/ f, k0 Z. ]- \4 z$ ^, R1 {6 x0 N13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 O& Y9 Z& Q+ D% C1 l
8 P/ C! z9 l2 F4 d- J1 w% j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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% X8 o" m% k+ F5 ]/ S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ P/ u, i# T% u% x* c( F9 P5 {
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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8 z, E1 h* v. E+ \/ y# I8 x: B3 Z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 i. ?3 C- _5 T+ \, c" X6 w; C
/ \- N. `' m0 v d( j. m- s20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.: ^! y7 W# }! ?
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. ~; L1 J0 v: H$ l- t
+ G9 p0 ^' |1 ~) M* F22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., r# [9 m/ A' ^( Z/ r' P
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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' O& J1 w5 c% I! i2 ~25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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