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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 L& ~+ \2 D' k- z8 k
8 m8 D& t+ p+ l# _2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; k# ]1 r/ ~( U' ]
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 u! N1 B# B8 b, y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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- _( r, s. r' [$ w5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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- S$ p& h; P; g/ {5 Z2 `" U10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever./ h* K% ^* T- n3 ]+ z
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ d/ b; m' d+ i) U. G
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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z) ]+ f: b0 V17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.. ]. g; k& ?4 j
& y+ |+ N! ?( j( w18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 \! v$ t5 ^9 ~8 y
$ G8 g8 n+ G3 _' ~2 K' r19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.3 S/ g% W" Z% [6 F. |) [9 |
. N i! r W( e8 _20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.3 B7 H1 q" G% ]7 r1 y4 l+ g: b) ?
2 U- ^8 T5 ]( T! Y7 m+ N* h9 s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 b6 f" l0 a, ^! ~+ B
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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