Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
9 z% V( A" x8 q4 B/ n'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
1 _$ S, q  H7 r7 z  k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
# n' E; O- W5 B0 l' z) K3 ~'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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5 f5 Q& v1 H/ \3 ~" X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 M$ b0 i6 q# r# `% ]'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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# L+ a% h0 W6 O5 B$ }0 [! Y'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
+ {3 p7 l2 s0 {# M/ i/ P* \ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

9 p0 g7 |) |2 k& r' a: |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

$ P% K* d' U2 c, Z6 u; X! n[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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) [4 c, s4 D5 T3 o1 _: KBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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5 I8 Z& z" I$ P5 x& ~$ z[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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