Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

) d' @0 d$ S  y/ I8 H, h, \. z. B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
; x5 I1 W5 L1 w$ V, u$ ]/ [3 `'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
+ W, R/ D% b; o! E$ v% ?'For reading a book,' she replies
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0 W8 L) `7 [2 N! E- D) @'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& k  y" a' ], n/ E4 X) s% m'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
& B: v6 {, V2 @4 B! y) ^0 s( U'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
. U- Q* H0 A) e( Q7 O7 ?6 D, B 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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. ^% [* z* j$ h2 o7 u[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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" Z7 U# D/ V, h( TBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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1 p# Y/ p4 q, Y. {[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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