Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

: y: ^  f! u+ \9 a' bAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
+ L) G  Q* T" @  y+ Z- n$ S- @'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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$ r3 ~! i- j5 q- i8 r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
1 e/ e4 f6 K$ F3 V# k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* ^0 v. C6 j3 @! v# @- i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
; ?9 Y# X0 P* P. m'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
  t& J; k8 a% V% [3 n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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+ t) ]/ C, @3 ^'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
1 O4 p) W; s% q# q2 x  h 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

6 k; k2 @  P8 w3 M'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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# `' x; Q9 i2 H, X, ?9 U/ v6 ]: F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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