Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

# u  U8 a% l, F8 [/ u- pAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. }  h& Q! T: u1 {5 h8 ^'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* z2 l. D0 d: W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
% i* C, L, C( x* b8 h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
7 i: R/ N; p/ a6 R  G/ C# x" _% }3 m'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, @) u# o% N- I; v'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
  B; m  M* N* Z# t* Y'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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