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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.$ r; L& ^! H+ h! r2 C  w5 N- O

5 Q. u  n! b% i1 ]! g7 F3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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0 `% C: I$ l8 G: ^1 [a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.  P' I( _) J9 C6 m/ f7 P
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing., G) x! I9 c" N9 r. O

# H- I( N6 u- D' [6 L9 Q! Fc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  I9 L; i: i3 z* q5 O( P) i

3 {+ A- F, A! y* }! M) k5 N& `, ld. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.2 }" B9 Y; R* G8 j: H
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.6 W; H+ _9 J4 d0 s! ^
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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, K0 ~+ U" s" a% M2 A4 \k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.) O& ?% M  B; e8 h* p% y: T: I
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .: W! g- ^  s" ]% J5 \# C& w

6 W5 j1 {" o) f. u# `: g7 ]9 @1 ^Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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