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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.  w, F. j& v7 q5 y' u& U( t3 i$ @
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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5 R5 u2 X" P% t3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:- s5 n3 x  P( _, U% P5 M+ w+ _; _

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% r: T5 i0 |& W5 F! Ka. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.  j5 h: N  h6 s3 \! W+ J1 i8 c
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.+ o" q4 K  E% l( l

8 y0 F6 H7 n/ ~* D; h4 }e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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" |5 \$ S6 P, i2 Lf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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4 ]$ A2 W) Y: M1 E! yg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.7 U; D+ }* t  C
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.) S* {, C9 d' V: ]: L  Z
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning." Y0 b: k9 |3 v" ]4 u; ?8 ~

# j; m' B) z( [  N* Dl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .) v5 q- L) W9 v8 M4 I- P

- m3 W$ p$ A6 ~! y: Q7 `/ M& eFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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