10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
7 G, F# s2 M/ N7 O( }" K5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
- J+ V0 L3 g% y) d7 h6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
/ [# D5 b8 T7 f1 ~6 c9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
: a' _3 K' ]7 A) C1 ?10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
, @1 p) r$ m/ S+ o4 B6 L$ k/ l2 p5 Lthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

4 X5 R6 X/ e  l, J- d- g+ `did not get the first one, where is the pun

! b6 E) Y6 Z5 s+ Hreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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; r+ D8 P" W- c. cdid not get the first one, where is the pun

0 h' H2 i  R( t5 _+ \"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
8 D# t3 B# J8 Z  S# `8 r& ["It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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( h0 [3 c4 ]' t7 p$ V"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
; q0 t! o; I' ~# L* G% a"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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' _1 [6 m8 |/ ?1 {9 Fi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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; I% M# r9 h8 x8 p: a& F1 C9 Hen, it hit me now

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