10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
' Z$ [4 q( {- X2 f& e+ O6 S3 t5 o2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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% @( m1 c4 Z9 h' r5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
0 J$ B' A. T& t" w, _) D8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
0 a  `. Q% U7 k" t2 Q- ?6 |: C# x9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
; s% v+ l8 p) e) R10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
$ s5 \! \" t" [7 G% Q& Fthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

2 h; H4 `  U2 L' w3 B& uGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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: P$ Y2 m9 `6 m9 P* r4 U& n& {2 m0 MGrass could mena herb

- B4 E4 R% F7 P# H( r3 y0 [' Dare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


2 N: Q$ u  @  ?2 f7 Jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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: i) T, T5 R  O1 D3 [' e( vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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6 o4 T/ j* k$ t! Q# v3 x3 _* I0 X"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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# S; a$ G$ {8 E"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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/ X0 _7 \: o# s; A: l9 Ven, it hit me now

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