10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
, x8 V9 n  F. S3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
6 }! p7 W+ h: M# W' B+ N- }3 K- `/ P7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
2 h% Q% j' O  B8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
- ]2 x% n' u9 `7 R+ j9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
' O* i) t( w2 V' u$ ~, Athis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

' H! y. c* G& ]0 [* nGrass could mena herb

2 u6 G9 R  `0 x" ?are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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2 Z6 {1 \. M! h. C# ?# f4 Oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

4 [% \4 N- \7 m+ p/ cgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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) Y1 g  X0 D' N$ hreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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) j3 S' f7 ^! C+ q8 x; ~, Q, Sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

* ^) C8 s8 ?% C5 L1 [( G7 l. `did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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3 R" l  ?/ s& s2 n) q9 p5 l$ agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

  v8 w$ Q, ^$ J9 {, A- E/ t# Odid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
0 @# j+ a) u1 ?  m& p, m: m"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


  L0 V0 r* g7 F( i# bi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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/ q9 a% D( g0 T0 F: Y0 H+ `en, it hit me now

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