10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
% v; R1 t7 H; }8 h, ^( d2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
! O9 a( m/ E7 h% y3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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: E, G* M  L/ I4 k4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9 U/ E6 p! c- N# l9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
* w9 q+ a- B# g" ?+ \* n3 d: {this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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7 V4 X# _8 T7 s' Q( f7 E- B* NGrass could mena herb

% f$ v* Q; b1 }  ^: Kare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

0 x# i2 D5 p9 L3 }did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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' K3 B4 |* t' m+ R0 Ugrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

4 H+ J+ V/ L( ydid not get the first one, where is the pun

# C+ x8 H- r2 s"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
1 Q% j$ J, W) w5 ?2 q3 F+ s! u"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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' e9 G4 A( [- }' p* K"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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