10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
8 O3 j, n0 D9 p1 |2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
. |% {2 ^0 t" ~/ w* E+ w+ w6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
0 n1 e# t, T+ o. x% U7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
% x% x# @% C/ r* Q: s# |  n8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
. c8 E2 p+ y2 E" n1 M10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
1 D4 e5 }7 c0 F7 d% qinteresting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

3 ?% u! H6 F- y( ]  JGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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* k6 e; \, j2 E5 b1 L) Aare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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$ \6 Q. @2 @& g3 @9 P# q" \grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

0 ]# b3 y+ s) vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

5 G& ^! |8 b( a% T. C) oreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

. B7 [5 N3 C: ~2 w; Sgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

  U1 T2 ~) O- S7 I5 D, l; Ti get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

$ d# w  s2 V& t1 u' w, F+ k' pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

1 M  N( @2 B, Tdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
3 m, C) V: M& x' o5 S"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


3 }  i2 m+ T; u) y8 h+ I5 m"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
7 O8 y! l% `# z2 F& i6 D' o) {2 H"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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