10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
: ~3 m% j/ h( k, F# o( E3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
8 ^9 Q1 e. Y/ b/ ~. ]5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
; g3 y! T7 s  s0 Y- y1 O) V6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
  }( k, M' {% l4 h$ e8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
  M8 [9 n+ A% f0 V) H0 x4 ^10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
) t* \. I& J1 g- k: F; ?$ @this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

8 t) ^0 d- t# o' ~Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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( J  R2 G- ?, d: Q; q# Rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

5 z% i4 w3 ^+ o, k8 fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

1 J* @' g' a& h& rdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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8 k( x% s. ]$ i; F2 ]9 u5 Igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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: d5 g, S  |# q! I8 p& i& xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

& K" Z9 i/ ?7 X& R6 g3 |$ ], i"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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' I+ r$ i; [3 T$ x. ?9 k* Y8 ]"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
5 p' W- _& v1 v"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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4 G3 \' ~% }$ T& ren, it hit me now

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