10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
( ]2 X* ^$ B2 E- W. `2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
. h) c& D7 S4 z. U9 A/ S& f3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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, h! v$ p7 ]8 w4 B6 V5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
9 Y4 `' u8 Z3 D: S, u6 _7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
" ^/ ^8 y4 A5 ^/ U# ^10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

8 M" V+ ]. i6 F1 g7 _& u- xGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

) f& h# Y/ i' z& p7 s! U- z7 Vgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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4 h* j. ^; o9 W; Hgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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/ M  E# u+ o* @: E% t! K- r, K% W4 sreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

- T( F' R. h* f7 I: u: M* `* kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

1 X) `0 q) C! G+ D" n/ u4 x5 |"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
/ G' a* R$ k2 ^  [- f( W- M9 d"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


, X  Y8 H8 Z% l"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
. e1 Q6 ?1 q8 Y6 p# B. }; C( W8 {1 i$ y"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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