10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
. w4 j' F2 @$ }% K3 l8 ^; s1 a. K2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
' w$ `' a) j# ?9 r3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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& q5 M8 B4 g5 J5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
" N. f; S% D5 ^7 s, @+ G! b- @" q7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
# {5 {, Q7 [9 s1 m5 ^- b8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
4 N; z# |7 h& D3 g! k6 K10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
$ u. t% H# e! Kthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

$ h+ y3 D  ?& }- jGrass could mena herb

" X' @* \1 h. u- Z# K# xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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' [4 {* O( w. K; j! U8 Sare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

/ b( w1 w" e9 h+ ?8 Pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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# o5 F$ T( a4 _. R$ }grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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  D. `9 F7 [  k1 U- kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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" K3 c& [" \2 G/ di get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 b$ |: e  v' s4 W& L9 p2 ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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