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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." # R; ]" W" M; L3 \! Q% p, B
5 K1 j5 \" Z `# x9 _) N. rGeorge was brokenhearted. - J( m0 z% h$ L8 Q0 ~
9 ]# y* j7 S6 X. N7 c: W/ JAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ( B1 q2 ^8 n# Y! `
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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/ i8 f% o5 ^1 tGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 3 f7 A6 V8 C n
( O9 p) ~, ]. e4 A* y"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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5 d" M, `9 j: V3 N$ p"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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