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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted. + _& j1 U# d" ?$ D6 _/ C/ s8 ]2 V
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 2 T# s) n2 [+ J- y
9 f7 _' ]; Q& C. Y4 p# o"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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, z4 i/ W. A+ X) u5 K, i3 t' OGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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5 l) ~8 t; w! [" ^: R"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." , P0 F! u6 A$ N: [7 \; a. @: N
3 [' M) K6 X( k! @. r e"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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