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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 b4 y+ ]: t7 {2 A1 J5 sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ W. ?; l* S# FA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? , Y+ [- N! I# K9 |. G5 |
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 F5 Z' L$ s4 K N$ L7 r
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? ( ?; B7 f- ]/ C1 Z- j0 C* j
A: Your car. ; f# x' K, Z4 v* s
$ T$ z& x$ ]* W( O" Y8 V% H: DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + w: A4 y9 l7 O9 o8 }( H* t9 T
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. h/ V- h' H; q+ Z# U9 O& h
, F. q+ B5 a- }* m. K: dQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ; O1 u. c& G1 y" C# X
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 z" j) ~( ~ _
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & j2 N" F4 \- b( @0 T; X7 u; U
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ k( z" _) r) t3 CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ( w7 [- @; [' u# O. h" X
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' z: U) f9 y5 PA: The color. 2 T% u- B2 v, r( p; ?) D2 S% ]
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& p# \% N/ \! P8 [" ]- H: g; gA: Heavy psychedelics.
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. L5 H f( d0 \8 a: HQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
. X$ e% j& q/ L) K: A. \+ I0 O cA: Carry loaded weapons. . V4 e- K' f) n) d* l
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? & d$ ?& _8 C4 T7 }) R- b% g" @+ F
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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