Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- f# E. W( g  I  p1 N6 \' n9 vA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, b5 W$ v" U: E* d) W* @, A- oA: Your car.
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/ }- ^2 u' D: `* N8 [2 _/ ?9 j% f% pQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* X% [0 z7 s- f. p: q/ E5 j7 CA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ l1 C" v! H2 `! ~) o& E5 q. sQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

& F, k* h" `  e6 d6 C5 |8 qQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 b4 x3 G% _" U5 S8 _8 h2 gA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

. r8 |6 K) y" l  ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
3 l7 L3 ]: b! ?! ~' c  aA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
9 {5 ]6 S% c. kA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 R- P" K/ J/ R; a. fA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 B, m5 A" Q3 A4 m' {5 AA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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