Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
. r+ _8 Z( r# b4 `/ v3 o+ E/ rA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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: ^! _7 X6 E, W1 MQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
, ]) x% g* }, y: m! kA: Your car.
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9 x; E  k0 k0 }) \7 m1 H5 E9 ?Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& T- z" r; [$ c& X& R$ ?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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) F) q- p9 d+ `+ A5 q% CQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
) O6 }9 }1 ]( c+ LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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) p! {4 ]* M4 HQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
/ u$ _- I$ g, T9 x% T% `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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# M0 ^3 x! z: gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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! C( K5 _6 ^2 [: ^- F  SQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

+ I6 G0 G$ J3 }: e* e' D5 P5 yQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
2 f6 I6 ?) l1 {  S' X4 TA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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