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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( T! Y% v( n h9 l/ N& A/ DQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& T0 ]# m4 r+ xA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 J* x/ Y) y4 {" EA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 7 T, b' |& X) o6 \
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 f4 f) o7 }2 ]7 _6 w% f( Q7 r7 j
A: Your car.
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% ^! @+ p/ O* R* ]( }6 [* [1 |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + X3 a, ]) e+ }& m
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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* ?4 @5 H5 O$ d5 _. o8 mQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# g' j( S2 j. x+ [+ \4 ]A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? $ ^3 L4 B) Q5 ]- A( S7 G3 ?) {! V
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 Q6 K& K% k# |. P( I- _# A
5 w3 ^" O- k6 n2 RQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. D% f# T( J% t: ^9 uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. : y/ P) ^2 A' _/ B3 a1 [; ~8 ^4 m
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * f$ t( ^7 F; U
A: The color. # K( ~2 h. o8 S u
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
+ C7 T- F6 M4 k7 S0 D( MA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? m& f1 ~3 `+ t
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 U& @1 f" ?+ J' E: {" G6 OQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 2 @2 a" J' Y1 Z6 O; L# c) ]4 X, q7 V
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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