Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

, H' P( ?5 i* _Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

, l/ [: H9 B1 pQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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8 c2 i6 V" Q& ?+ v8 NQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. m1 K8 U+ d; B; o" X$ HA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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. ^+ Y( L1 d; `" ^4 H3 HQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

6 F; s+ u5 ~6 T; x; cQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
+ E5 U, Y) O2 X/ F) FA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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1 h+ k: n( d, P! l) Z& pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 h& J0 g/ }4 E- m' zA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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