Driving Test

没心没肺

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

% Y7 M0 q$ o  E; cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

4 h! v2 l; P' J: q- y2 ?4 }Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ H2 `4 X& {' m( E' j* V. {. D; }4 ~, KA: Your car.

6 C- ^0 U; ]" `) H$ rQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

1 I( S: i. r$ z/ vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
$ A0 v, |) g! Z% ?
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

- `3 j* j/ ~, X5 L* v' DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
+ M7 L5 i( _! s- M; ^) v" @A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
$ c  P% b2 _' ]
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
3 z* U4 `. _/ D1 J% N. S0 ?A: The color.
5 Z0 h8 e8 e: `! p4 B2 {' [
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- f, ^2 K$ m1 F/ [2 b/ b- Y9 kA: Carry loaded weapons.
1 u4 N6 W; X) R% ?
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

瓦窑