Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

5 Q1 x" F8 w" m3 B* M9 K0 ?6 L9 XQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
/ f5 R1 r6 K) q7 V# g2 X* }A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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: }$ _4 @! I. N$ u+ b3 D' O% CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

7 a, \3 t& S: v& Z  J2 A* d9 DQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 Z, p# q2 i+ RA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

  f3 U) E: }% U% f2 jQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
7 Z1 `6 m/ Z- G( OA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
% e2 y: f/ W4 g+ }8 n6 I9 CA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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! o! P4 d3 {3 Q, E( m: Z2 o" uQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
: `  ?+ L" V, @3 g  {9 h, oA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
4 |) G5 I3 x, v5 ^) Y) Q  FA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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