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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , F* x6 s) y3 J# ?$ |- Y1 A

: B. o) m7 i# J' jQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & L/ t% g% W. U' h* `* D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 }; P# {7 i+ Z3 s
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ ^4 {  L* j5 t- ?1 E9 v% a( oA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 4 S" R( ~. l3 v* J# a
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 \2 r, J) O' T- a6 WA: Your car. ) E3 |. @! e) ~1 `( R, W8 I6 Y

1 I% A8 z# u( y9 a1 p$ L  }3 zQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
* g2 P! y, ~/ M4 Q& g# ZA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? " I& ?; V+ o* S7 P/ }8 v$ b; z$ _
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 k, g$ K) R2 b

+ N8 [. Q/ v" \# E( sQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# C3 k7 g! Z, t9 I, W& LA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. # F# b5 |' K; M

8 }0 }3 I* I& Z. HQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? # d1 R5 W8 H. R5 f: g
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 M/ H6 U+ J" t' Q8 t3 Q+ k4 ~A: The color. # u& e4 v' g+ ]. M0 P8 `8 L2 ^/ Z

+ V5 Q- Q) S2 r: iQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 A, T2 j2 K% g  W  a/ f: v4 ?  BA: Heavy psychedelics. ; ^$ e. x) J8 h
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ; }/ p3 F& w1 M$ d/ E
A: Carry loaded weapons. . P* l" ~% }7 L3 \

9 a" M' p5 Y8 J* e& ^6 o( fQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( O2 U- ]/ w$ B& a, [2 X# F5 E
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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