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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
0 N" m3 N5 ~6 O5 A8 M# H0 n原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
+ x$ l+ D+ l" X4 U Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.3 o' B& {6 p) c7 z! W
% v) y4 V C/ [, x" ~' @ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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# D- x/ Z% l& A) Z1 E/ F) L One should love animals. They are so tasty.) P: o, u$ }6 M) Q6 H1 @
6 G) n% f2 r. Z5 N8 V* ^ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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7 O+ L; B" p& V% D- y/ ~ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.. R% J7 T) M2 Y: T* H; e1 B
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。6 N x% V5 H/ R/ X3 v. x
3 C; a" _5 Q& P" L9 N9 w Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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* S2 b [2 F) D2 _7 \ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。/ b p2 Q( f7 C; C. N5 ^
3 r# Z5 T/ L' a9 R" a: H0 N+ n Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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" |* `% u( {: A The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.6 }. X1 s1 H- T, S1 v' u
* a) Y- c% P: g% ~8 ?) v" J% e 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。8 d1 o2 T6 m/ C+ R0 h) J
( _, J% u w7 x Y- G9 }8 y Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.% a, \1 R9 K. J/ S: ~
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。' E3 Q y* d1 D9 M' M1 R8 [. C
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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6 Z9 X. v$ v( T( ], _* n Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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/ F8 G5 q) t& \- C4 L: d 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.9 n5 }6 m: i8 U7 ?6 E6 E0 ]9 R
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。( @* {( W" q! t. f) Y( @. o: M
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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' h) c+ }7 R8 Y I2 U' D “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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' H1 R& A% v' z/ y8 g" i There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. i m& Z7 W( }8 ?& Y; }3 q
# |$ y& m7 K( ]2 _ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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6 V' K$ x4 h4 {0 C8 f8 d R( c. ~ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ d' R$ D4 K! y
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!- o3 s0 [/ S) Q+ F7 z: c
9 Y5 X2 @, c8 G8 L' d+ G" q: v$ P 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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% N _5 ^+ S% x2 e a7 R( w God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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' { H6 g- O' o0 V c+ o 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; n: E" @; d: j2 E0 a+ v
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When two’s company, three’s the result! E; { M& V& A- ]
# B# d4 B3 W7 W, \+ i 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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% @$ z5 ~% F& B) B& T1 n 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* j! ^& q- e" I7 _1 X
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.. k% E& \2 e4 L" y0 d* G
" f0 X5 [, T* }( K! m% `6 u: ]+ Q The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.# ~2 q! D$ E2 F8 x$ x: b, e. y
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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