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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
8 `) ^, _) ~* h- n原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
4 _" [ }1 i7 a Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.- ^/ L; y0 R. Z" S5 t1 Y1 n
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。( i. N. h* I/ a3 U4 K! H6 S" d
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.( [5 N% M5 D+ j! `5 h5 a5 w- \3 S5 U
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。: a7 ~, L. U: g- N) R
$ p( P8 N; O# ^# n5 a9 k! j; d Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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# X2 h) K+ t# X 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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$ B/ \: x3 Q+ z/ l Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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0 t$ B/ @# v5 }( E# K: g Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.# s% ?' d& i0 K5 N% x! ?
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。! m$ y1 U" \' Q* O
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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6 s9 T7 n. t* M9 ]8 P3 ~ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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; {4 o4 D0 X- {9 W 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.* K; }* P! W. _
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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5 h% r( h, `$ D, s Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. A+ N+ Y+ j5 c- ~
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。: o# i+ L, Y7 B
a4 {# @/ X. }! f( Z Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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( i2 V7 q5 r& h0 p, p3 E$ W" f 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。$ m% y) @2 K' w# y
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.' y& W" w! ^; w! I. X0 {
1 a7 K- b8 m5 N# d3 ] 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。( m0 B! S/ V$ ]8 \- j7 Q
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.! |. M7 x7 y1 |$ q" N+ f P, [% f
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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& p& o4 W$ R2 s- ? n" { There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.+ r. B' `6 c- X, x$ o, G3 n
' a3 x; E, _) A" m9 C, C& s3 v 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 z# [$ T8 Y) a
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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3 w! R. P: B3 M4 O! o# w% X 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! B# E* e, D" b* ]
8 h V2 S: S7 ]- b 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。0 F t* Q: X. C$ U
% w9 @: E7 P. h- U: q God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.* z) T2 D( x, S# S
. o0 G' S/ y3 n0 E9 s) y3 ] 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!1 c2 j' X0 d7 A2 {8 R
: V; a, X' ]8 b, J2 } 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.4 e& i+ P: C' Q, G- S! ?, _5 Y
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。) P) R0 w/ l/ }( L
/ y$ }: { b5 S2 d. Y& k The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.4 L6 w; X5 p. x
) T+ }0 @' L! s$ m: [ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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