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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ( j0 G4 {- [9 h6 Y
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 8 H2 F" o% b9 ]- d9 B; R; J
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.2 h0 E( X0 L, I9 M0 p( [
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。. [9 c; |2 e9 }4 o6 V4 ~/ L
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.: d# C" ?9 r4 l, ]( `/ X2 j! \
! p1 b; G j! O, a" W8 q 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 t# T( r( h: V; e
9 y+ H* g8 g0 {1 v0 \ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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& D$ c, A* l, z9 S, o3 w/ p 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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2 ?6 x; S7 @1 B Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life." Y4 b% _" d8 ~* ~' p7 T
( ^( z9 @7 |9 `8 t; M 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。: \8 X: D' W; D. Y# a( D$ H
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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' a/ y1 I4 Y# z8 x* Y 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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) o! f' M0 Q* u; p% H( x Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。8 B: i4 |- p2 Q* I& z- H
2 i! C) ]1 `' l Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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) p; v$ J' G* S$ m2 d$ \ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。9 w, k J \( Z: u3 W" M
8 P k# K. v! b, ~6 V3 [" S Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.' j/ Q+ ~ Y1 i/ H, x2 M/ ^) {
9 {4 k9 [5 w7 O# A- l 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。% _$ I. G# t& O4 i, u7 \9 B
* Y; n! `' {! J* e0 n( \0 Y- n “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.0 w* t/ u/ c+ P& R4 h; h3 i
: l: K! i4 f$ v “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.! ^1 _% X0 F) y" b" ^2 z3 G
( N O t+ `9 X7 a+ [+ G3 m8 y) ^ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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; j( D4 X: q0 m a& T& {5 O4 e% p “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ Y/ d7 Z+ \: n+ d# \: [! z6 E
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!; z. x, P( t6 u2 C
# e; G) @* B3 F1 I' q' b 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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7 m# W* Z5 N# l" { 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& j1 d* [% ?$ N0 ^5 ^
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!8 |$ ]; \1 |* V
2 S/ B5 s7 M9 @5 k N3 N A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.' o0 l" {8 P9 K" F: M
/ z$ J" `; C$ c' k" T 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8 U: W9 P% l8 e. x
0 d1 Q2 B, z4 |+ v: i# Q5 A The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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# {4 {! I/ ~9 U u The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.+ _% e1 E! a, f, ?
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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