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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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) P; H/ m1 M( c& P G0 U4 P4 \ Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.) k% ]& g% T) d5 `/ l7 C
/ c4 E' m9 @/ B! P8 ?; Z" q/ r. f- ` 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。' B9 P$ ~( ~* @: @1 j2 r# c! N# A
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One should love animals. They are so tasty., c1 {. o+ L! K+ `* \% G, |
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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# U+ A8 ^4 w, n7 O; | Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.. r* {8 ] Z) _" D6 ^' L8 N
3 e' l4 O& ^6 @ ` 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。* `0 f8 x: T9 W7 _* O9 g$ f5 X9 _
" U1 _& B" ]" I* f% X: t2 q Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.+ r& J. l1 h3 u0 Q, _
3 u% ~& N) B8 i% j2 e9 u 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.( d9 y" |# W e+ u
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ W2 K1 C- ?( B- M: c
! }5 ^8 {8 ]- r8 D Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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9 S9 M* h6 e, ?) C' | The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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: V9 W6 _( ] z/ ? P' J Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.! X4 K0 D+ h8 ^0 a/ G, [9 o# e
: r( k% C' {3 r' ]+ {- O" r 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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5 U( d. p% u/ q- Y: ] Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today., T1 r1 Z- Z1 L" ]
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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/ l6 y7 p7 Q6 i$ x4 c, x; B4 W Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.% {" j' y" h3 P
% Y) I/ m8 `: _/ \) [ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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1 {. P* n% T$ o. e# G8 T& i “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.& W9 a; E8 {3 z* \7 R/ R6 E
T- b9 z5 K' X+ Y, p" ?0 x; y# G “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。9 J# \9 }/ t3 `
; b2 Q5 V. r' [6 o& S" e8 ]6 l There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 e6 H* @( A7 [: W# w
; ~( J' A6 K K5 k “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。# \- i1 z( A" J1 D! b
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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- u8 I2 ~$ j$ C) x% s' W 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; J* P ?+ a. W' D9 T. R- T
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When two’s company, three’s the result!% ]7 t; K9 V6 r. t+ V# S# ]& q
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* f* T3 u$ ] Z
- [! p+ F' R& X* b A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。* @0 U: V+ a( p/ ]# o; y
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. o/ h, o: q/ S v
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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