Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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0 [1 e. |% [+ x8 }$ EFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

6 L) Z# p# d2 [. sThe blonde started laughing.

3 l$ p  e1 |  |7 U) `0 u% ?This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

1 q! K$ \- b6 ~( S8 R! ?This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

5 |9 ?& v4 B! q+ [/ T  E' EThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
8 F. j4 U$ Z) @9 ]/ l/ WA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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5 D+ d/ o1 p& e% e& ]The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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7 H2 N2 K# D& {& H9 o' l4 `! qFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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& z; u5 r) @. z8 \7 q4 sSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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) \9 }, X) e  e; ~% w3 nTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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5 C+ D1 ]* P8 s  A4 vThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

# _7 `' }7 q! j! H2 f% u) O6 dThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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5 w0 I7 H& a' {The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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! X6 m: H: @, o# [2 IBlonde Sky Divers
: w1 \  U: I- BA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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4 N3 P0 r2 O' `5 m1 tThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

+ A& G: q& C8 @1 ]6 ^9 U9 u. d3 U* L# [She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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