Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
7 @- i. [2 U9 m& ?One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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# ]% j! x: i7 d  ]) D2 zThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
' N$ \1 K% H1 x. A1 a0 U7 LTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

- \8 v8 ]: M9 c) gI Want to Buy That
/ H, ?6 ]; U; P, C/ t4 PA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

+ q/ E( p  o7 H. G- }The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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; A" q4 O9 r  v' d0 v4 r- XFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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$ j" _4 N9 }& S3 p9 lTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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  U% v" N) {- Z! B% J. kThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ ?4 Y  m3 A: J3 R. W, @4 W6 vThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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) n: Y" t/ L6 `* V+ qAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

5 O; Q# l% H8 u' {1 W( t0 sIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
/ F7 l# x; R" uA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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7 M. O2 J1 v7 {6 c, z, d" \. O! m[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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