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Blonde Car Accident# e2 }: a. H l& p+ o+ ?
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.' M2 l8 ~+ `# k, L2 ~/ c
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) i7 Z0 ^( C4 [- _9 v R8 N
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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/ i3 B7 I. s! n, a x+ G% K9 nThe blonde started laughing.4 \4 G& X* N5 a8 P- Z
8 L& {" X% j% c+ {2 k6 _This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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; j2 [/ d5 _! ?7 s" X0 JThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.% M# s: a7 g) n$ d( x: f: L
% r& G0 A" }/ w/ n% D3 QThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"' I% h+ E3 _/ o% r3 t
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Rowing Your Boat
3 z' o- f3 X, J* e8 q! STwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.( }( y! C8 k. n" B" h
o* y' F( a9 c$ @/ ]The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"8 w Y6 G3 [/ j4 _, _' j
. B7 o# ?. H0 E8 ATo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."% s* P1 G. F3 }
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.( @% Q/ V/ G8 C$ u2 f9 L' [$ F+ u
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.: H h6 ]3 \: U; ~$ P* h
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.! s# K- _5 \ t5 S2 L8 e5 d- K* x2 {
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.3 i! k/ j0 |/ A ` C3 q& [
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"; s) P8 V6 `" g
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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4 w# x$ v: X% dAre You Really Sure?
4 P( E6 w* j% R: I1 G2 ~( OA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"8 s" f- C; g; k- Y
o, j4 h7 I& @1 ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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0 Y3 K' r; h5 g" T$ h+ AOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 ^8 I9 d$ d$ A& c) s r) b* d
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 \" Q- B) r- i* ~( ^: U0 ^
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Blonde Sky Divers
" L" p% h, h/ c) Q& @A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.) l. I5 c' Y8 F
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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* v8 l- k8 ?- oShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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