Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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( j* x' p; x' J' O# u3 [He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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! {+ Y; W3 l% t1 f, C$ r) L7 wFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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9 a7 H8 |; J9 `7 LThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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7 N/ i+ j- I0 i' PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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; _) J0 ?2 b5 p6 u' w! YTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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- L0 Q* e8 J. VI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

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9 u7 V5 w' L2 Y5 [1 \+ }* nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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4 E- |( k1 N6 S" d2 o# j" `Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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3 V( |: G- S2 h+ X9 GSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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2 A# R) B9 A$ L' Q. n! l  o- [8 qThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

5 v1 y2 k! @6 L1 z6 u3 fIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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+ Z: d: p0 G& a1 [" sOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

1 Q. l: E  M$ yThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
9 `: e4 p8 o& N" I) sA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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2 k/ E3 |1 K1 A2 U: i/ BThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

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( s! C- f0 B% ~6 h* ?& D: @! ~[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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