The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

( e3 ~7 V  j1 `9 k0 ?8 n6 ^5 sAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
) e1 Y, V* w* `' C/ I6 s'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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, Q) F5 F+ A" I! Z'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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4 E7 z+ z0 w6 O% y* g+ d'I should be in charge,' said the
1 o  T. ~8 H8 S4 x# gstomach
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. i! @7 ]" C# A8 _/ e$ |'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
: h$ ]7 Q; x) e5 |5 Y* J+ B'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
  j3 b6 l3 ?: Y'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
8 K, w1 b9 k! b'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
  K4 r& E+ w' U  l2 k+ s6 j+ Y2 Fand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
! h" X& f8 |2 V9 @# p% v" Lthe stomach
3 f6 c) X' U+ D2 n. L8 q1 `was bloated,
1 k2 p3 m4 e! H+ ]; O+ Qthe legs
4 X4 c- R$ h" u1 H. H, L! ?: D* qgot wobbly,
) P% b# y- x. S# S7 P3 Lthe eyes
got watery,
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7 j+ }0 G7 F) x5 @: c9 F* gwas toxic.
They all decided that the
0 C" f' i/ O0 u1 F$ S1 o) Srectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.