The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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7 C( u: T9 _; A% G' M) \' _1 I'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
: J- n, L5 _6 o. I% A$ Y'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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stomach
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% e2 I( q/ s! X! ^: [+ j'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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" j; j1 \% y3 C7 ?$ }'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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9 X6 d" o8 U1 F7 jAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
& ?. u9 U7 ^, p1 a( {0 V5 }) n0 m0 bWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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: C6 Q) y9 R/ M2 sThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
( f7 q; |3 a) |  ZThe Moral of the story?
. k, a/ v$ B" {/ tThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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& o) B9 e8 _3 i2 ~6 Q7 @9 K[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

! w6 T! H! Y+ @1 }Where you got this so funning story!
7 D1 D; ]9 j' g6 S  ^I like it.