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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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9 t: B) d" a& L! x$ Z'I should be in charge,' said the/ A  ^# P8 c$ `# T$ Q" a, @
stomach

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,8 l2 H! d1 g2 q7 r3 D( W) x
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,. I2 J0 m( E" F6 {* s5 @/ P* o
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,, @" G; x$ @) u% _$ O& a
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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9 X6 d" o8 U1 F7 jAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum, V* [2 y- n+ u. E$ ~+ t! J
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

& ?. u9 U7 ^, p1 a( {0 V5 }) n0 m0 bWithin a few days,/ B6 A! Y9 `$ L2 x# Y" k% ?( e
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,8 U2 H7 R" m% z6 n- O- r/ h
the
legs
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got wobbly,# \( \1 @) q% q
the
eyes" ~& l* d8 [5 k0 {/ B8 j; X* i
got watery,1 N* \' {. H/ S) y1 f' a
and the
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blood
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was toxic.
: C6 Q) y9 R/ M2 sThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
( f7 q; |3 a) |  ZThe Moral of the story?
. k, a/ v$ B" {/ tThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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& o) B9 e8 _3 i2 ~6 Q7 @9 K[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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! w6 T! H! Y+ @1 }Where you got this so funning story!
7 D1 D; ]9 j' g6 S  ^I like it.
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