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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,' h1 e( b. O- L/ e
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,- i, R; N" D( |$ [$ e
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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9 ?& \& r+ C" a/ J'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'I should be in charge,' said the* ~* A4 H. h0 c4 W
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,% _* I; s; S2 P
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,9 V2 ^" u* b. ]* O( X. I$ `3 I
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,3 F# u  d  m- T
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum! l- T1 m% f! `2 {; E
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,- _. A+ ~/ H& r4 V# c( Z8 K' w$ e( D( s
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach" {: @) z' P" c2 y4 J# l: b2 j
was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,
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got watery,
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They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.$ K' R( I# U8 k+ `) g( q1 L
The Moral of the story?! k" i, r, k7 K7 H
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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4 x& V( ]# R. U5 C) V# G[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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Where you got this so funning story!
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