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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
. [6 z! U- x3 t, p- C  Ktrying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,) K. |. q4 U# l; l8 J
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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5 z4 g9 i  F; r/ O* H'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'I should be in charge,' said the$ F$ t! v: _& ]0 Y$ p' F
stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,( r  ~( J$ d: v' o, ^( h
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
# b: }* s  I$ R8 Q9 S'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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8 V) a& m. {5 m) \  pAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
* g8 G# g( [9 W1 k$ sand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

7 W1 X: f# U* b9 v9 j; z& NWithin a few days,
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stomach( N8 A% F- t) I/ \: c  p
was bloated,
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legs1 q: {3 C/ {& \- R1 d, l. ~
got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,
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blood) V7 H1 ~! M9 k/ x+ w. y: M( y5 a
was toxic.
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rectum should be the boss.
' n3 s  W' E( QThe Moral of the story?, F6 [. i, o0 E, v  d. D0 }
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!7 ^) w7 {" ]  L. _

* o: F0 J# H2 c$ PWhere you got this so funning story!: N  i5 c  _2 c5 @  P
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