The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

- H; ^- i. ]8 ~: K+ c* f3 I- QAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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% R* \) V2 O! a, [4 c'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
( }4 ?& T( U+ W( ]; v'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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; ^# U" X5 s  x5 l# M" S'I should be in charge,' said the
" {3 b& i$ H! Z; p4 A2 ]stomach
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" g; ~: g' W4 Q  P  S' T- K'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
# Q; }9 h3 l0 L( f. \'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
" \/ X: c. X9 E5 W'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
# n- \: z3 }+ i0 G& W'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
" Y' w* L) [9 m+ u7 |. e5 H& [Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
& x2 b/ G# ~; m. Sgot wobbly,
2 B5 F1 b) c- Y4 B1 Kthe eyes
+ W; a' K* E+ ^. e9 t9 Egot watery,
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blood
was toxic.
1 A/ E; `. G! o& _They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
' w. E3 e% L; ^- VThe Moral of the story?
. |* X. y5 [; t& @  IThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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1 Z$ ^8 v8 V9 h* O, f1 a- S( g[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

4 R% y, W/ X3 UWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.