The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

9 ?& \& r+ C" a/ J'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
% X9 b- Y( c- j. Q$ o4 x'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
) h: n% h. A% g3 A  |/ H5 a'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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8 e3 s1 k! z& N2 T'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
* W8 o! e+ n3 G2 M( B8 N5 dthe legs
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got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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4 x& V( ]# R. U5 C) V# G[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
( s$ x; K+ p8 v8 q' ~4 \& cI like it.