The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
. [6 z! U- x3 t, p- C  Ktrying to decide who was the one in charge.
# F  U2 Z$ ]7 P/ {/ v1 ^'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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5 z4 g9 i  F; r/ O* H'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
9 S. N  }- e9 |0 D'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
0 g" E1 E$ n- Y6 F) ?7 v: N'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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" F! K, _% Q! m6 E4 [( S+ A'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
# b: }* s  I$ R8 Q9 S'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

8 V) a& m. {5 m) \  pAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
* g8 G# g( [9 W1 k$ sand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
7 W1 X: f# U* b9 v9 j; z& NWithin a few days,
: O3 j+ x5 F9 v# F" H7 cthe brain had a terrible headache,
& D( U8 x( s4 p: O3 Fthe stomach
was bloated,
+ g9 K; D2 }/ S6 W; u$ rthe legs
got wobbly,
, s. a- R; k* u1 ~( A2 q" vthe eyes
7 H: I# h% x7 o# R' G5 V# Egot watery,
/ Z7 ~( X8 L& D- T5 f9 d8 ^and the
blood
was toxic.
/ W/ N5 H% ~! m9 QThey all decided that the
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' n3 s  W' E( QThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

* o: F0 J# H2 c$ PWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.