The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

) r$ B" _- w+ v% W3 r. M# B2 mAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
. B: E: w5 L0 R/ ltrying to decide who was the one in charge.
& F) m4 m6 S5 v4 _'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
, ]+ a7 m  `9 Q" \4 O8 t'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

1 |, J) A. V: J1 |9 _6 }5 l( n'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



  E: j  D5 F0 M" [$ J9 P'I should be in charge,' said the
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7 ?& m" e" X; y6 ['because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
" Y  O8 \' v! K; E" J) i; p'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
: M! r* @4 O/ @'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
' e7 H! _; p% S, j: Q+ @  ]and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
+ [& }$ K$ A! [2 DWithin a few days,
! r' @) a9 g& n! `7 s' l: T, ]the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
; p( M# I4 w+ Y8 Lwas bloated,
) H5 t9 W; B8 b& X/ ithe legs
got wobbly,
4 i' k8 X) X6 fthe eyes
. w9 ?. w/ Y) M! I7 z6 i6 J& r! Bgot watery,
9 v# V) Q9 Z; E! k0 {and the
' `2 \" R7 y6 e3 b0 Wblood
was toxic.
% x4 U) x% ?3 o  V, `' A* `4 j5 RThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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, m+ s+ J$ a! p  x9 p* A+ U[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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0 t8 W$ f7 R7 Z# P- FWhere you got this so funning story!
6 m- s9 }0 |2 m( y, h/ a. k& o) YI like it.