The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
) Q; \" x. F/ r'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
' y, ^1 ]1 C! M4 Y4 o'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
+ J9 O5 [7 w( j# g- w3 }7 E'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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& c7 V2 ?! d9 x$ {'I should be in charge,' said the
5 |8 ^* z$ X: k6 F. {8 tstomach
,
) \* E6 Q8 [9 a7 h5 G* Y" E7 q'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
/ U8 K6 I1 G; A9 ~( i2 K'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
0 m& r' ^$ _! Y7 ^$ \( M8 C'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
. a% u( B+ e/ s! r5 |! w1 I& U: L'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

3 H) c" v/ Q$ X2 CAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
" ?! E1 L* G' P; L/ Y+ rthe brain had a terrible headache,
" I% G, @" R- N2 X& Othe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
  [/ C2 H1 K6 f3 l; p& X2 Dthe eyes
! {+ O: r* Y& Agot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
$ S: [. R# O3 ~4 EThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
, ^1 @7 n2 i8 d' f4 W# A5 M3 c! TThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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. K6 x8 k* B" M" p$ |' P( y[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
) G' q+ H+ _) zI like it.