The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

3 ~2 \# ^1 D9 jAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
& n4 ?6 D3 W6 Ltrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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  b; G; g9 p4 b( k  l'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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stomach
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3 u4 L* @1 [7 A; n- g'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
! F/ ]4 x: i0 O5 h'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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$ B8 C9 p! L( C) y'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
6 J) l( E" z8 ]+ G: o$ `'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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0 F6 ]: ?) q3 C0 N3 M8 mAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
. H/ T& ^' w3 y7 J$ b  e3 n! T4 oand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# O8 u, h% q2 T5 L( V3 h7 V" gWithin a few days,
# g- x3 s- a* k7 K8 @  ?0 l& Mthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
/ m$ I  B6 h7 ~8 ywas bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
2 t9 ?5 `1 C3 pgot watery,
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was toxic.
/ y+ U1 t7 U6 ^' t; f2 O, @; FThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
4 c5 A) U4 l! v) A+ m+ ~1 jThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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9 D1 \% {- |1 e- D9 {" y# i- m6 i4 TWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.