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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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. {' }& _' T4 i2 }- d3 o5 ZA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!', I, |" a8 g& b
. Y: U3 ~+ o% I5 NThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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/ C3 i8 L! u l. \The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'( w4 t9 v# `* g* v
. X0 K" b- c5 Z# ?5 E# d9 PThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'# q7 r- `, p6 t; R
/ H2 L, S" `$ ~2 XThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'2 [) q! G0 f. T! r0 Y! \3 V7 f
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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& Y% S1 K* C$ m9 E% u. `* |( j4 I- KPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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% t/ J3 [3 `/ J6 [The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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