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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'' w4 w7 F( w) m+ W7 L
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'' A+ O: R& E" P5 c( J. D8 ^ r# }
- E- e- W4 U# x6 rThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'4 i, o+ q, s0 H; D- J1 k( N
& n+ R# Z+ e6 y7 G: o6 BThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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7 f) ?! t; }) c |( V; h+ ]/ [The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !' t- e8 _8 g0 a# l5 `3 ?! D" o6 V! Y! R
; P* y7 s/ |# z JThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'+ ]9 n$ y6 r# f/ e2 ]( a
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !') |& u& r0 M2 w6 d3 ]8 o
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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6 O! `" r$ n9 ZThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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