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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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' |, J0 ~" ^/ B; w! I4 l7 L5 ZA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'9 `) T7 G0 Z7 w4 c# p7 s
8 x* C, e) E% h& _8 v* v& NThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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2 E! E6 d! j+ z: sThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'. X$ Y# m5 Q/ X5 N( K* Y
& v& P# G: ^5 o7 tThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'; [4 ?( J2 R' c( W3 p {: H: v
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'8 g8 k9 x. v( P7 q y- b! x
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'$ c/ w" G/ [1 ~/ Z1 S
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'* U/ Y. s0 [. F" w1 k: v, k2 w+ ?) F
0 L$ j) k& r: R0 ?/ h- e+ uShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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1 X1 g+ r. [8 ~7 ?' b; @9 wPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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3 \/ @' M" y9 r! U& _) M- s8 y8 KThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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