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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% @: P& P1 e u9 `
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'% R1 T0 t: D( m5 h4 s* n. c
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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/ J b, w$ O' [The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'/ C8 }3 O0 l1 e; ?6 R! |5 W
$ U% T8 z6 Y; L9 Q2 pThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'" N( r( k# W1 {& r
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'. p3 A0 M# l# D& j8 ]* ^, H ?( m( y3 ~
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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, \3 C3 W/ ?; x' Q/ qThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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