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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.', d* E: V8 c. u9 q. m: B+ i8 m* a8 Q
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'; K/ A/ \8 S" T/ c$ Y+ c( G
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' Y+ G( e$ G/ ]
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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/ i. K! f Q/ x/ fHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'/ l1 u" u$ L; B$ m7 r1 o
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4 T' a* [: {& Y6 TPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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