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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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4 N! j" X+ }8 A- }$ J/ l9 O; B& XThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'; {# A9 A+ Z) G5 g* c
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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1 F! I: m+ w1 R7 i! rThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.') Y6 r& H+ P" z' B- N
2 V5 m" Z8 X! R! w5 d _The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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! t* G2 ]1 i1 o2 ~/ Q, KHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' b9 w o+ \- h
: q# A0 i. k* l UShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'4 a5 J; k6 u3 R+ c# E
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?': f2 ]# v/ d5 o3 P
) Y$ P* m, W$ D( X7 ^) cThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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