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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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F; x* S% D! K1 yA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'4 |& X7 s) e# f# D% L+ F# Y
. }0 J7 E* t3 v FThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'/ w6 ]0 x4 a1 ~/ Z3 g5 u
3 Y4 Y, c- {+ v% C* [The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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4 C) x2 l. ^: SThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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: q/ c9 m; `4 T" r4 hHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !') m- e. X* s* W0 w0 m/ F1 j
4 Y! J/ t+ ~5 }: b' i) F* TPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?': c3 e: S4 @' G7 y n# y
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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