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NEVER SAY TO A COP: + n+ i2 L) ~- U# i1 d- b5 a \% a
* }6 v9 W) L+ E" r* A1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 1 k4 ^# ~8 g' r7 S# S6 M7 U
9 v7 o* L, \2 `. O- y3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? $ S! a1 s, z1 M& Q7 \7 {2 D/ p
, }' o: A& i( I: h6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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9 [8 P8 g _6 C+ j# n1 a. ^2 @7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? ( c! o7 F6 t5 ]2 H! k) T
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8. I pay your salary! ! M; l, O2 G; K i) k! y
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! u4 F' V. e- T- c
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 6 B/ _ N2 Z5 R, C/ I u0 B2 n @1 g
, L; I: s. l% t8 ^' |8 n- Z! D12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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