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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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, D% f3 U& F1 U" e$ ?& V8 Q5 k1 J2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. # d- E! S9 |4 B, y4 m
' d, z& ^7 @+ ]. B4 l B3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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" G3 w$ c4 @" l: h4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! % g1 ?1 p, t1 h/ N1 ~) b3 w
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. / w7 J3 b$ c- [3 T8 c1 P
2 ~8 M0 y0 [+ q# E0 j7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 4 ~; }% k, f/ q+ X- _
\! m8 g8 j# b6 @8. I pay your salary! . n. G5 R' `6 {. m$ D `; H
9 A. M8 n, H0 q3 o, z9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ) n7 o0 n; n6 {& P: }9 x% g
: @& q3 |! [7 m: h% v10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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* V1 y2 F9 s6 A2 i3 ]11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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