Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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+ p* x3 j) b/ ?7 e: Q7 D& p1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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4 H$ G0 f) Y! f5 ^7 u5 `# S2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

# h! r; Q$ A6 m5 j$ O3 }  s7 _4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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/ x5 g( s. D6 |" X5 ]" d# s5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

  @3 R) W; z1 S" f9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

/ E  f4 B! Y2 @. p! u10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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: }1 }+ ^5 a7 c11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"