Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

6 c' J5 M; Y! f6 n8 j2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3 A) @# d4 ]& N+ C: A& r8 B4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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/ v2 Z! [/ P$ y# \( Z+ x0 n6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

' Y5 f+ D4 z6 _8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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* m( r! }( _+ b. n10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

. L* ?4 s" r3 t1 J0 J12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"