Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

" ?# b( m0 }. e& v1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

0 b1 h- V9 v- l. p7 B3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3 c# ]! V* {4 k$ ^$ f! x6 n4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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9 H  r2 v/ n6 G7 G% J& l# W8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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5 L, W* `: `* c# s10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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- }' B& w! n  T0 O# S; \12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"