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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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! x/ p/ T/ J$ u. i% i2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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: N/ k, h0 c; n" E3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ' k `$ |" ?- N+ U& x
0 Z! P3 {+ m( i9 ]7 s( v4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! " d* O) e% X" f% L5 T3 M G' L9 B
% M, I+ Q) ]# e' r* V* ]/ \' Y5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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, L9 x7 |' Q( a7 r' Z/ @6 h7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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2 J/ Y; g6 E$ a( K" N$ m0 |+ A3 G8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! + j3 E$ ]2 J) l! g
' Z7 l" v% u8 V10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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1 L( H. z% {( K" v8 c/ I- K11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ! r2 I; q& \' U. {# q- d4 l6 y
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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