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NEVER SAY TO A COP: , V i. {0 `: }, o2 S: F
% W5 W: K$ ]4 H- w6 T+ a Z# r8 H# W1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) . x( q( }9 Y1 w( G9 y5 x
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 1 Y% m* C" z/ l2 L
8 S4 i2 Y6 S& i) L8 T& p3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? S! q1 Y' A. y1 }* D5 O
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! . t9 q: e6 O8 b, k# L) C6 P! q
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? + G" f6 ^$ O$ X
4 E7 p" P8 k5 L& P- C* D# n1 S+ T6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7 |5 g7 ?* l: v& H0 N# h
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? + N2 w j z3 e, A1 T2 `; J2 u2 E
0 u! n* C, [8 q8. I pay your salary!
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" e7 H( r. w9 q+ l5 I9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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/ K5 Y. w9 a$ E- ]! N/ H- N+ F10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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9 t6 @' m4 o- ~! M$ q11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. % Y3 C9 u3 ^8 r% ]
5 s) x5 ]6 R- N12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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