Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

  p; o+ p" M8 z: W  e5 H5 }# Q1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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# u" o" E- Z; o; [6 k0 @2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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% K$ A4 t2 C# |# {3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

# n$ A6 g7 d5 O7 `* S" t$ r4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

. O9 K& ?$ W- p& e: T8 e6 I5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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* e7 }6 R: G( |6 e3 t* r4 O' A6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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# k4 A+ z) ]% ?* o8. I pay your salary!

+ C# s. o5 A/ Q2 K/ s9 F, H9 f( b9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"