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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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  ~* h6 j4 K  M  two who and who?   X9 R; p4 _# p# Y! p/ a, P
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 & U- j( G. J  o* T+ `, f

/ F; d5 T& i0 u% i$ v3 I( E3 m  2.how are you ? how old are you? . Y- g4 m$ p) q, r& G, U8 ]3 i
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你? 0 S4 K' U( [6 L' h% e

* e7 B0 i7 E5 l! g  u) Z  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 8 G4 A! o. P8 h( \- G
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  ~# o0 _. ?; u; _3 e: N  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! $ ~1 Q. `/ y0 d  I, i- n, q
together up !
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0 x- }7 K$ ]0 h" s% c  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
' T# A5 i( e5 z) Fnothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me 8 L& A) o4 t' x, n- [+ ]
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  彼此彼此 - l7 w6 U4 y4 R( _  h$ F1 S

2 b: R# g- f- }# t  u2 x, }: ?2 |/ [  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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8 b0 l' \! y3 ]) T, M" ~# A* c  e  你给我站住!
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( Z8 p. W( b  z5 Q; L/ l: S5 X  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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- P+ c4 h# J0 V( L- m, b- i8 F  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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6 c8 d9 `; ?7 q4 ]2 D' e- [  9.WATCH SISTER
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  表妹
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/ F) ?9 _4 j1 {& B  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! " @: y4 H; ?# d

2 D  @% T! |$ G  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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0 c& {- u2 N* b( |  美中不足 + b& Q. i6 z& h: Q

/ T4 W6 Z! f% P* [5 d# Z( A' a  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  13.heart flower angry open
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9 [( H# b+ L( g4 T  心花怒放
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  ~8 ?7 Y: v6 U! G' ]5 _  14.go past no mistake past 7 v6 }/ v9 ]' m: c
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry!
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( k) g! G# Q4 e; n$ w" q  老外:I am sorry too! % [1 Q4 P6 S- h- @# H* u
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  小明:I am sorry three! + N5 d- a, c  e  t( w. L

- }8 @, b& x+ ?5 d  老外:What are you sorry for? 6 A  u# t1 s* P1 o( P0 F) B  l

% a1 B6 y9 T4 ?! j  x+ X4 {  小明:I am sorry five!
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" }0 e/ l8 r, J% I0 E1 V$ N  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!   j3 m+ S6 \0 ^% s9 w2 ^

1 X8 t7 d% v* t+ T: C  要钱没有,要命一条
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  Z4 G$ n3 v: ~6 B1 i: y8 \  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 2 a/ C- o" d- l3 F/ ~

, X; }9 B: R: r8 m; [' p  我叫李老大,今年25。 ' j% Y  q- g8 k
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  18.you have two down son。 * w( M+ o" m# N8 G# `

  C$ R% \1 h1 x  你有两下子。 ! ]$ g% e2 L* \2 |+ w
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  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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2 @2 v3 m6 x3 e$ H; H给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~6 x4 C! O; ]& d$ z$ L7 H- h! e
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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