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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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8 w& k, ^2 `+ P  m3 w' _) {  two who and who? 0 |& r- u6 |' ]

- n! B8 K8 Y4 E9 z  咱俩谁跟谁阿 6 s/ A" J- W3 W3 h1 q! D
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? + c; Y0 N# C. C0 X  n$ T1 m& L
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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/ o0 Y2 j- O/ `5 t, Z, c% h. t* g" P" N6 b  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
; K: ]2 w9 n) Q. `" }together up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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; B# j( o  U- J' k  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 0 e; _8 F! m3 S4 d
nothing to say,go home!! 2 Y: e9 j! G: L: p
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  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me
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0 o7 c( V6 U4 ?' n: y  彼此彼此
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) a4 n4 C. n! J. v5 W% R1 W/ Z, W' k  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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% v( c+ ^8 A& }+ Z7 u5 g! @% P: d  你给我站住! / ^2 D' A0 v8 X. B
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow ; G( p2 U# S) X# l$ |+ }" k" ]
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... ' f* c8 ]5 W( C5 u) b) I! t( r

2 K0 m: |/ j! Q" T5 Q/ ?2 q  9.WATCH SISTER " a( Z0 o# N# k1 z
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  表妹 2 }" F7 a8 C* Z! X1 F5 A* I% `

: o: i8 j0 c8 x7 m. A  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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& I" p7 ]' q+ ~" |$ u0 C; r  美中不足
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: G4 |  e0 w# P  A' A  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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7 R' }% F+ j( ~' ?4 U/ f1 L4 }  车祸现场描述 ( s' q3 k  ^0 T

0 S; \, X2 S7 D  13.heart flower angry open 9 T3 v. [4 M0 [4 L  x3 I9 E
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  心花怒放 $ e- U$ S* T  h

7 j9 X& B6 Q* M3 l6 m  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过
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, s0 N: ~0 P, w  ]0 g8 e& r  15.小明:I am sorry!   z3 N  x1 F8 F& H5 n$ K. s

0 i8 A4 s4 r+ v* M  老外:I am sorry too! - D, L( Y3 q9 x- o& W5 I; n: H
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for?
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, |0 X+ X; Z2 Y  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! ! M5 K4 R5 \4 ?7 \6 N

2 v7 t0 \' Z3 ?5 z$ f  要钱没有,要命一条
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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, a, y. z% u: c& g) q  我叫李老大,今年25。 + X" {  H  y$ |! R
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  18.you have two down son。
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  你有两下子。 + z5 @8 w  T! y1 Q& g/ ~
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  19.as far as you go to die
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; |( N9 e) i; b6 `1 H' B% f  有多远,死多远!!!!
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( x" N( j: ^7 P% a% n3 I: y4 G  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
: Y& ?  H+ E% Z. o2 \( Xmy face. 7 [3 D. v% G( G2 n' ]3 s
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~
0 Q  k2 r' `0 b) Y1 h' Q8 k我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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