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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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) S4 @! R7 q3 d+ EGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
9 J; q& M# \ m2 y. F$ P& ZCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
' |$ t$ I/ F4 _) {- p8 v- c7 P0 lGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. - O- H ~+ ?/ a( E7 @
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
* x! r/ ^# x8 `) m0 ~3 ]# RGeorge: That's what I want to know.
6 b# S9 s7 t( O+ u, _9 m/ ]Condi: That's what I'm telling you. # @1 S! @' p. l% H2 a% Q& s/ S! u
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
6 P: G# E& {( U KCondi: Yes.
( I' P7 F; y" g, X' N% _George: I mean the fellow's name. # |+ ]+ G8 e! i: v: Y! k# s
Condi: Hu.
6 T( h7 c# e N$ D! e8 Y( wGeorge: The guy in China. # S0 U4 e" @7 H7 l1 Q0 ~, v
Condi: Hu.
; A& O; o2 P8 O( D4 HGeorge: The new leader of China. M: k* r1 \1 Q& l
Condi: Hu.
2 a' O( @! d9 ~, X( E* cGeorge: The Chinaman!
4 e' b/ e- ]; X: J. v s7 dCondi: Hu is leading China. ; j7 d" E, J& V, q+ A/ ^
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 0 x4 R: F [' F0 N
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
; J6 W; U3 I' s3 C) c `( |George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
+ X/ z4 s1 A3 N/ f, g1 l8 x: e; B7 h- bCondi: That's the man's name. % o7 }$ X) R& @# B$ b( Q
George: That's who's name? 3 O2 g$ k' k P. F4 o: H
Condi: Yes.
0 o# A* Q; e4 j% d- B9 sGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( C% c! }7 N2 P9 ?1 i
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ q! j" y+ t# W& {2 J5 L: rGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ' E% F6 u, K5 ^ W" c, l2 D* p
Condi: That's correct.
" `( S4 k0 d1 \" n% ~' h7 t+ eGeorge: Then who is in China? ) O7 _9 c3 a7 a
Condi: Yes, sir. . A% L' `0 n+ t1 Y- n
George: Yassir is in China? & |: z9 [: ^8 P3 P4 }" ^/ d
Condi: No, sir. & c( e1 h! {6 s I
George: Then who is? , \2 {( n7 u) A2 N" F' h
Condi: Yes, sir. . B4 K0 @' v* A. s+ p! E
George: Yassir? 7 i6 X, z* D. F# W1 v
Condi: No, sir.
! i O/ P1 z3 ^% A+ O. ^9 |, BGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 1 r% D- a; J9 r& W1 F% P* J' n
Condi: Kofi? , ]# z* l- x. X- x) e
George: No, thanks. ! e1 L: D& [/ A+ `) a- F
Condi: You want Kofi?
3 _1 c+ _# r, G$ p+ LGeorge: No.
* T; Y0 k5 \ T' I' dCondi: You don't want Kofi. ) C }; n% v% p$ s9 Q" C
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
# z0 C7 V# Z, n _) RCondi: Yes, sir.
& o! B6 G: {/ u8 q" D3 ?* A/ uGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 8 [ s- F# x+ X/ j1 w, j T: ]
Condi: Kofi?
! B' _' s2 t$ X/ r3 HGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? ; M" |! U* P( y
Condi: And call who? 8 ^( g& ~2 z4 T% u5 x
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
2 y5 ~8 `) o. F8 E) _6 UCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
# N) Z( L" C; c/ vGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
. k1 L% x' h5 C- o" x( A2 x& m2 F, ?Condi: Yes, sir. 0 V# ?1 Y. h/ X
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
# w. d' F9 d1 mCondi: Kofi. / m, a+ p: O' a. [4 r+ u$ d
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
; ~! g7 l) Z# {9 _(Condi picks up the phone.)
' k% f# D+ Y: i! `8 SCondi: Rice, here. 6 L" H3 q3 M% H0 g+ {" K/ o. k
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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