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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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, v2 l: k3 R G3 nGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ' {4 X+ t/ s" {6 E& f, X/ B, V
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) S$ D7 K5 c9 X ?
George: Great. Lay it on me. 6 L. E) |5 s& t2 S R
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. % b- ]! |; ~* X! O" D
George: That's what I want to know. + U) S6 w% f/ \9 \5 Y0 U' r3 A
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 7 w$ x- A3 F" n3 q8 _, |
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 9 c; ]9 p/ w7 ~* z _! v- }$ V
Condi: Yes. % N6 Z/ |. p: B: D1 R
George: I mean the fellow's name.
. }' B. D% f% M* ?Condi: Hu.
; c4 F' h2 C8 I1 w1 y* P! e% I6 }George: The guy in China. 2 F0 y; |, k& Q/ y4 d9 L
Condi: Hu.
% U& F6 A" T' c+ IGeorge: The new leader of China.
1 h, T8 b8 H. R2 \+ Y0 j. Y% GCondi: Hu.
" X" o. u! G2 UGeorge: The Chinaman! 5 D0 J3 ^2 P; X0 H
Condi: Hu is leading China. G" {; ]9 A8 l0 p! T0 D5 W
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 6 f6 J* M) j+ L' m6 B
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 4 F( Y3 g8 I* h1 X& w9 @0 c; W$ @
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ; M* x8 Y0 v; T$ M7 b# S
Condi: That's the man's name.
1 h1 Y+ T! w" c: z: p2 y, a4 PGeorge: That's who's name? , o; s, X; i' x' k$ u7 n, b
Condi: Yes. 1 _# E1 C1 I0 Y0 P- J- [ f* l
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - D% `9 t# k4 N+ q! X7 A
Condi: Yes, sir.
- I4 r" ~1 A2 z$ O6 V V3 R6 tGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
* `3 n: N9 d, O1 e9 `Condi: That's correct. * t0 H7 C4 Z$ }' c( z
George: Then who is in China?
3 H6 I) f& n7 gCondi: Yes, sir. " I/ T( d+ [) x( J
George: Yassir is in China?
7 Y3 m0 ]- X- _- g: J+ O3 ^4 [Condi: No, sir. & _+ n; L1 ?8 z( c) C, D
George: Then who is?
. i# b4 H& B1 B& G, }$ h& aCondi: Yes, sir.
6 n' O6 [. _! W6 ?# I, zGeorge: Yassir?
) h' M( f! |+ B; _( R) r' [Condi: No, sir. 8 }5 M3 v2 Y5 o/ v
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
+ ]$ ]7 d0 H% G6 P% ^9 N0 s/ }6 yCondi: Kofi?
: w7 Z7 V0 u- k2 q }George: No, thanks. / Z6 o0 c* X) W/ F
Condi: You want Kofi?
7 F, b! W+ J2 z7 w. U' ^George: No.
' {9 n% b u4 j% aCondi: You don't want Kofi. : ~% A) e7 z. g9 H5 n
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
$ R# N8 |" }! w% j! F9 z9 vCondi: Yes, sir.
8 X% q# R( p4 W/ ?5 J; U0 o7 g7 RGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
8 M5 d/ [! c! P9 [ [. wCondi: Kofi? " Y2 W4 z6 b8 @
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ Z. `0 p$ W2 ?0 FCondi: And call who? 8 l- n2 O6 d* b7 I3 G7 }6 u
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ; |) S B8 F2 K: i3 S
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. # C% H6 l3 z( D
George: Will you stay out of China?!
l$ u" |) q u4 b6 ZCondi: Yes, sir. 4 a6 }$ V& |- |" J
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ) I1 @ |: @: k3 A! f2 U' A
Condi: Kofi. * V( z1 K; o0 t4 R
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
! O8 J2 R/ T5 z" c* p(Condi picks up the phone.)
4 _ [! P- W' R- N+ k- M0 WCondi: Rice, here.
1 [) W1 G, t5 q5 H: c. zGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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