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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
$ T6 ?- K: O; H# ICondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: ?3 R% @! [1 L' qGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
% {" T0 r$ V5 X8 dGeorge: That's what I want to know.
, l8 n1 h0 y7 l5 jCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
) |8 f' G0 J; k) K( d% ^George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
- f. b6 ?* m' w" e) X! d3 |Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
6 S# {9 u# t! N3 g0 d. G3 CCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
0 i; S/ L1 A8 w* K! e" qGeorge: The new leader of China.
1 m1 L/ n% C6 ^- N3 ~$ x4 {2 dCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
6 v8 i1 i( I6 XCondi: Hu is leading China.
5 _$ l- i; N9 g7 m, O3 O. D  d4 hGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
$ ?3 Y, J9 q8 P" S7 d$ d" wCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
$ }; E1 `+ D1 m; z( c' H6 X6 @0 aGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
# D3 b& S6 t6 M8 QCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
& M9 [- G; v: B" C% e+ oGeorge: Then who is in China?
8 l) M$ c4 {/ i& o$ ^Condi: Yes, sir.
/ N/ t9 L( }) t8 y+ ^( |& BGeorge: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
3 ^$ Q. ?. R, E8 x' u" Y4 AGeorge: Then who is?
1 R$ U0 |2 M1 v: r7 WCondi: Yes, sir.
% G& J( y; v, p) }3 @$ C6 oGeorge: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
3 U- t* B7 N5 |( l2 {George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
8 u% A5 d7 E' v0 O0 f7 eCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
& c0 o, l/ e6 ?  ?2 h1 F; SCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
. g1 ?5 q# p& s1 {% x* ZCondi: Kofi?
& |# c* B* m0 v" _9 C; H3 IGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
1 x6 }+ ~' r  |5 VGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
8 A% b* S# j$ x% |) aGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
1 y# c2 k' e! B/ X2 R) WCondi: Yes, sir.
) K6 @) Q! j* JGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
! P& m( H1 Z6 _/ Z% eCondi: Kofi.
3 v8 p! L' o) ~) ?  vGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
* q$ y2 b! B1 K' JGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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