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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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( r# G4 S. C9 P- MGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? , S* c' f* w/ z1 M) l4 l
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) r7 n8 S$ n) y0 b8 J, ~: z' R! o
George: Great. Lay it on me. % Z$ _1 q' ?/ ?5 o9 m
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. - E) J1 T0 e+ i3 P
George: That's what I want to know. $ D; `) ?8 _+ F5 |+ q& Y! U2 k; I
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
6 w$ }: u5 [; ]" O, mGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
& v& a% O2 a7 Q# Q" i0 k- eCondi: Yes. $ g- ^6 k2 _4 R$ `, I- Z
George: I mean the fellow's name. 4 e. T5 x4 \& h8 g
Condi: Hu.
& k1 f' B( E) e; G0 B6 v0 LGeorge: The guy in China. 7 p( J& m9 \) L8 J1 |1 }
Condi: Hu. ! Y+ b6 x _6 o8 @
George: The new leader of China.
) v1 v* L2 d0 lCondi: Hu.
9 h' j; x2 C1 ZGeorge: The Chinaman!
, K. O/ Y7 n4 B% zCondi: Hu is leading China.
- G5 x; b7 h0 A- u; sGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 0 F; m, V6 Y7 t* M0 C( g
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
3 i2 c; Y# t( y: E8 C7 pGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? : {: O5 u; m) W% G- y* f% z C7 i5 _
Condi: That's the man's name. . r) g3 o7 f' A; E
George: That's who's name? 4 G" i! I& k/ E9 P
Condi: Yes. + |( K+ g( \( {
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
! [) R+ \4 L6 `% T) Z- r: TCondi: Yes, sir.
/ f& r" A% b7 r( |George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. * A7 u; h8 g' s! l" P
Condi: That's correct. * A/ ?2 h8 Z* f+ |; J" s p
George: Then who is in China? 0 B/ Z- j3 f% b, z! [& O1 `' J
Condi: Yes, sir. . c- s2 F6 U+ i* u; X. i
George: Yassir is in China? , K2 P- x( R2 T7 @6 `; R
Condi: No, sir. ; B3 x \. R1 s" K* t8 F* L `
George: Then who is? 3 U# J2 \/ A* ~+ b" u, M1 j
Condi: Yes, sir.
) [& B! W* ^8 tGeorge: Yassir? T$ {1 H* B4 f$ Z. f
Condi: No, sir.
4 C$ B+ z8 h6 B" X o% {) XGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 3 h' j0 z: w. T: i9 [+ V
Condi: Kofi?
, i; K; |1 i7 CGeorge: No, thanks. . y" |2 L8 ]" X8 o; |: g
Condi: You want Kofi?
T6 F0 Q: g4 v3 @George: No.
/ i2 j0 ~# G7 P3 w8 GCondi: You don't want Kofi.
" T# L5 |: X" Y% h# ~( e# ~4 @George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. , \ E( I; q# w0 @, q: [
Condi: Yes, sir. ! y, i6 {1 D; b2 |+ B& ?
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
' q' O! L8 N! t% ^/ P! ]Condi: Kofi? - C" S" l$ z1 M5 r6 L* H! i1 _
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? # o! T7 m( `. Y6 K8 A
Condi: And call who? ' N- s+ a/ v% Q) j/ w9 Y
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
* C ~) _* X, k( B3 W- N+ @Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
2 z! M" {5 E3 `! L' ?George: Will you stay out of China?!
. o2 C! g* L$ t+ w: |) p5 E* C8 T8 BCondi: Yes, sir. 9 V* W5 u& Q9 z7 ^
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 3 b, x! ]9 @9 N [
Condi: Kofi.
0 `* ^/ e$ U6 K: B: Y% qGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. & N6 i# y6 {, A& o! ^
(Condi picks up the phone.) 5 H7 q" V: ? p" [
Condi: Rice, here. 2 ]+ `; J8 n( u! B" _
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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