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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) " |& K( L+ h, V6 M& v
# Z% f8 h; ?0 e9 _George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
/ g9 `" Z) G- ^6 z7 l! fCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 Q% ?* |5 W# k
George: Great. Lay it on me. + G# C9 q1 q1 P$ Q6 K, y
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
3 e: }3 p- E& y& jGeorge: That's what I want to know.
+ k0 g7 H% M2 x! XCondi: That's what I'm telling you. $ l" i1 ~$ m8 h4 ?! Z! ~) q; [+ q
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? . U+ }7 n2 K. a
Condi: Yes.
: z/ U+ w* k9 U, y) ], `% m/ W/ w1 L/ tGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
/ j" h. z8 O [Condi: Hu. / U+ G( c1 b9 T9 q# q# o
George: The guy in China. . B) {8 V# i- E. c! M$ p/ E' B
Condi: Hu.
% }8 s" A% {6 J/ p/ J6 @, N# EGeorge: The new leader of China. + A' h( W F! h2 Y' p
Condi: Hu.
: o, d7 U6 L8 T0 u& o o& @, {George: The Chinaman! ; j1 ]) q5 a" p3 s! N
Condi: Hu is leading China. ; o& k3 y# \9 O. ~
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
+ I! M+ \: U7 p$ L+ [Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
% S+ O1 T, S2 T! z' P" qGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
) s+ |" x& S7 T8 gCondi: That's the man's name.
8 m' W6 `- b& M$ U" e% s0 DGeorge: That's who's name? * d% _: V- B. a% U; a
Condi: Yes.
# {# a# D; J" [- TGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
; U, p% K7 D2 qCondi: Yes, sir.
! c5 B2 n' [, c" h# E& f. AGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
; p, O }# R6 h$ i) HCondi: That's correct.
* p7 L2 s/ K& J& g$ UGeorge: Then who is in China?
/ N* e7 `. |% \2 w7 m7 i5 j! N5 b v/ \Condi: Yes, sir. 8 n+ M4 `+ k$ A$ d8 ~
George: Yassir is in China? 3 D1 e0 \# a9 M6 h* ^- p
Condi: No, sir.
' V) u/ O. U" W1 Y- Y tGeorge: Then who is?
/ ?5 N7 F, e% ?. WCondi: Yes, sir.
' e6 ]% f) N; c T g' D6 {( ZGeorge: Yassir? 5 ^; ^9 i& R- d' l
Condi: No, sir. 7 x$ C: a# ~7 O# L2 Q3 @. u
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. : v; V8 ^, ?1 N
Condi: Kofi?
4 k8 S2 p: N: J1 |1 O; iGeorge: No, thanks. 8 h+ e6 j* V0 s0 c" O! E( Y( l
Condi: You want Kofi?
9 e% S3 O; _- s0 H- uGeorge: No.
7 p& S3 @7 G* I6 M: FCondi: You don't want Kofi. ! v& V, \; w3 U- l& }' W% v' ?1 x
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 8 t" k: Q) R6 _+ |: o3 ]& M
Condi: Yes, sir.
# \' Z# c6 m% Z+ K) {0 IGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. * T3 Z2 B& R7 r2 }3 U. o( I
Condi: Kofi? $ {! N0 v: |: b8 Z3 l
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
* i7 y" R! X# QCondi: And call who?
% W, n8 u% b. f9 k* ]George: Who is the guy at the U.N? : i5 q' `! E- T9 `- `
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 7 V' o! ^$ s6 ~$ T- w
George: Will you stay out of China?!
# r, I Z3 N6 ?, uCondi: Yes, sir. * q' g8 k0 K! o; ]+ q: p) G
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
) D# F0 ~" R$ e% N, X! Z; mCondi: Kofi. 2 l7 x! E) Y* K2 M; K
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ; n7 q8 T1 K* [; Y3 g& I$ p) ~
(Condi picks up the phone.) 3 Q+ [1 B0 T- w1 h) a, }! \
Condi: Rice, here. / }# O& p0 l% A0 {3 A, p% O
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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