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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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9 }4 l! @5 p2 D5 {5 ]+ vGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
% p" U7 S3 G- SCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
% |2 Z& ]* a+ VGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
9 K9 _: g! \' l0 {Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
1 N# @; A. N5 V, L# K I9 QGeorge: That's what I want to know. 5 I; L( Q4 Q3 s% n
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. : T% u' [7 T# A, A1 P2 O4 D5 r0 I* |$ {2 d2 q
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 6 J+ t! ?& i$ {; f
Condi: Yes.
4 G3 d0 r2 u1 F; ~7 J: U+ kGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 4 ]' f) S- J! p/ Q
Condi: Hu. ) K* L _4 n, u/ ]; O$ y
George: The guy in China.
* Z' [4 r$ V6 k( l7 G* }; Y2 YCondi: Hu. ) |7 l& G1 f( z6 N( s0 J
George: The new leader of China.
" ?% s9 W) |8 s* a4 \1 PCondi: Hu. : B9 K9 i% z+ n+ M+ |. d
George: The Chinaman! 4 g" d3 J4 Y+ p3 Y, p& g! @ }3 m
Condi: Hu is leading China.
4 z$ R# y9 C6 p& E8 G& t I! QGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? & F$ H# x3 K8 n1 \6 L
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 8 ~, z, d2 Z: g4 C2 F* a7 K" P
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
X0 C+ ?9 [; d; c8 a" tCondi: That's the man's name. " X$ D6 @" b, i5 y& w% n0 |; V
George: That's who's name?
- B. V m9 i: u7 z2 S' M6 X1 FCondi: Yes.
# W7 ^1 x9 I( \. i: [; f. Z& AGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
1 C* w6 p- t8 ~# |Condi: Yes, sir.
$ S* ~& K% y; e8 sGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 I5 x9 Y+ ?0 p- p f n7 V, [- H
Condi: That's correct.
6 D7 |% K* F+ R- G: eGeorge: Then who is in China?
0 G7 E) q2 m0 }9 m! |8 m: k8 gCondi: Yes, sir. + l+ i0 G$ l) Z5 j: t& a
George: Yassir is in China?
6 n8 |' P- w4 m% @, bCondi: No, sir. 9 K; B) G R k3 f
George: Then who is?
- H: f) V- a1 l" r) p1 l8 XCondi: Yes, sir.
$ i/ h8 r" }9 X( ]: x/ f9 YGeorge: Yassir?
7 V! R6 p# y1 nCondi: No, sir. + q# R7 @" }9 M, r4 ^) T% w5 |
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. # c7 H% I9 G: w1 Y2 Q6 l) J
Condi: Kofi? # c$ _8 Y1 W/ L
George: No, thanks.
' e! \( c1 ?+ o1 I ]/ Y7 CCondi: You want Kofi?
( ?# f X& s: \5 uGeorge: No.
) J8 b0 U5 S$ U: Q% x: PCondi: You don't want Kofi. . y5 d' P. }+ ]! Z5 \( w
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
3 K3 v) n, g2 _+ E7 N# `Condi: Yes, sir. ) u2 u. b" Y/ n# F7 Z$ S/ g
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ( a z0 M( ~- @. R" d
Condi: Kofi?
! q, c* J6 U2 a- oGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? $ S8 d: i4 f. V/ x5 X# J
Condi: And call who? ) {7 l# |( m0 L$ P2 E
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
' T0 Y% L4 |# N% k2 m5 kCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
% _- h- Q& P& H. F; ^* s7 EGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ; O% `7 A$ g6 e5 B) t" }
Condi: Yes, sir.
" c- r6 ^1 _, @* W, rGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. - M1 `; W& f7 p& `$ c: p
Condi: Kofi. . i4 B3 g- `" g& ]4 q$ K
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. # k8 v, p& _3 G7 I6 t
(Condi picks up the phone.)
" `: ^, g" `0 B- w' j! w" f$ wCondi: Rice, here. ! ]/ a/ Z2 J1 Z0 l# j) O G
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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