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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ( D; g' D+ \# Q! g) {+ u2 l
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? " i+ c5 i4 k/ t. y: N0 p
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
) k' ?" f$ j# TGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
! T! X4 `4 {4 U, {& C V8 ^% PCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 8 n( F# ?( ?! N4 ^/ {% w) S
George: That's what I want to know. 0 h0 U; C- H' c6 Y+ w) `
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
& y# z3 I% S; {! MGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
' _/ U" ~9 a6 v dCondi: Yes.
5 j9 y3 B2 n% ]3 ^) T @George: I mean the fellow's name. $ `9 }* }% r& C( _9 U6 j# x
Condi: Hu.
! v$ b: Y1 y) x/ ?+ n: eGeorge: The guy in China.
2 G8 Q. K4 b! o# H# g$ @8 H& b0 c8 d) nCondi: Hu.
: A/ d8 [' D2 X. C0 j* }) aGeorge: The new leader of China.
' }9 t6 N& ^, H1 m" A$ BCondi: Hu.
$ }1 {6 y$ I: y' ~9 B; ~8 zGeorge: The Chinaman! ) ^ X+ _, i+ P0 Q. E5 M
Condi: Hu is leading China.
4 V2 p. m+ e' n* J$ \" _George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 0 y& M4 A: T, p% g) |1 B
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 1 P( b* r- Z# g, t, T
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
4 V4 I3 g; A& i; g9 xCondi: That's the man's name. 3 V& C. n* x& u! b' Z" o4 E5 o
George: That's who's name?
. p1 Y( z E9 w8 D j7 xCondi: Yes. Z m" I' S9 b# r5 _; {
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 7 f3 r/ G1 d& S
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 H( \$ m3 B$ g4 EGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
- @: o9 J- L% e0 a7 g/ G6 l+ G+ mCondi: That's correct.
, T$ T3 r: r: C8 W: { P/ pGeorge: Then who is in China? * v& y9 R. S; t% n* _' }
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 x; h3 _& f; D( ~
George: Yassir is in China?
' U9 B4 z# [% S# D- R# [! p. DCondi: No, sir.
R* ?4 v, b# H3 H4 P6 ^George: Then who is? ' c4 j6 z4 Q* i7 H* G1 L
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 S) v8 ?8 F$ h6 J+ sGeorge: Yassir? : y: v4 U! B+ T# c* K) _2 W6 L& a
Condi: No, sir.
; f4 X! z' i3 `$ b) R- PGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
8 ~& [; p: K( i; wCondi: Kofi?
& a- n5 k6 p* a' a0 w: Y" yGeorge: No, thanks.
/ H& B1 o1 M3 ACondi: You want Kofi?
+ {" V" b1 b- p4 A1 VGeorge: No.
# I4 _. J2 x; X: y& SCondi: You don't want Kofi.
; r, g' c5 r2 Q; rGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ; v( |: ^2 r/ @. m+ ?' c
Condi: Yes, sir.
) G; P' H: r1 {* o& tGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ! c0 S# l/ ^' A- }
Condi: Kofi?
: n9 A* x/ z2 u$ l6 VGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? % z4 r, a/ x2 d# m) k# d
Condi: And call who?
- ^9 M7 y7 l; @# o1 ?% K! p- jGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? & J1 ~2 S8 I) j k' C. v+ g
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. # m, W/ A+ p" l/ b. z% |
George: Will you stay out of China?! # j6 ?' x; [/ g9 {) x j3 u8 o
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 H; B: u2 ?; }2 ^George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 8 ]+ {' W' ~7 z* V; r, I4 b0 S* g# p
Condi: Kofi.
$ G; O# {0 T) k4 t& f6 `' K; h# i5 lGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
& T, x5 e+ O* g. q' s! E(Condi picks up the phone.)
+ v$ n: C( B3 p8 [5 c, K( uCondi: Rice, here. - q7 _. i/ j$ y9 h
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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