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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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0 P5 H( A4 z5 R. sGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
- I/ V6 Z: e% q) s Y: Q2 ~( u) ICondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 7 {; R7 w* _* q, D
George: Great. Lay it on me. : ~8 S) {& n" z' {+ P' F7 L! @0 B
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. & v' w; `/ }. C: h2 ~3 T
George: That's what I want to know.
5 I& V) n& @1 b4 |( f/ o2 WCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 4 I1 l" ` X# I' F+ y* ]7 O/ y
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ! J# B* ]* F- G" [- c* ]
Condi: Yes.
; b+ M3 d8 ^- o$ a9 i* zGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 2 k6 z' M. B5 \; F# A! ]9 S d
Condi: Hu. * ~+ W# p& z7 ^
George: The guy in China. 1 Q) l' E5 h% L7 M6 a# T1 z
Condi: Hu. 6 H9 L7 l9 ]5 ~$ J% e3 K1 Q; J
George: The new leader of China.
! ^8 s! @- ]2 t/ v- MCondi: Hu.
3 Z3 \ ]" K8 I6 q9 }- p( S& [George: The Chinaman! ' L8 e. j% g, ~5 B. W# X7 F
Condi: Hu is leading China.
) [" e# C/ R5 z2 m1 t2 EGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
U$ I: v2 q, i; e ~( a7 h8 HCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. $ W6 ^3 r: ?- _& w8 F( M" w
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
! d" G6 D7 d5 p9 NCondi: That's the man's name.
" D( f( [5 J9 o+ v7 yGeorge: That's who's name?
% U% C a) u5 J4 N7 l$ DCondi: Yes.
( C" k8 R8 ?% r) DGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - t# f8 p; L ^5 P @4 X
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 O) @* W6 h( `$ n; Y; Z0 B
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. / ^/ l2 n! c8 _/ z8 Y! A: A9 Y
Condi: That's correct.
: \: p7 K. F- p V, GGeorge: Then who is in China?
' E- B8 A, B4 m( ]$ [Condi: Yes, sir.
4 @5 H+ B; c* J5 m* J1 m% U, ]) AGeorge: Yassir is in China?
& A% |/ E% \/ |3 WCondi: No, sir. 9 _! R# s2 q1 o* z }3 x" a Z
George: Then who is?
8 W P" s, O' ECondi: Yes, sir.
- K) z+ r9 Z. h6 I# D: W& T' ZGeorge: Yassir?
1 l4 }0 o$ `& ]* D5 o( J% K! h9 qCondi: No, sir. % L- V+ y, U6 `4 U
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. . b6 C% M u) y% q7 n
Condi: Kofi? % Q2 f! W6 d* R) f$ x' F7 y# O
George: No, thanks.
! \ C. W- g) |; e, |. e" E" rCondi: You want Kofi? 9 q, S! B0 k- C X% W7 `0 N8 U, L) k
George: No.
/ l* S9 X9 e) y1 h% ^6 \. `5 |Condi: You don't want Kofi. 8 ~! @0 w! H& U- `( |* @
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
; d* I. \. w1 ^% i+ ?5 Q0 ?! i! N# YCondi: Yes, sir. 7 ?. J: ^2 w( b
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
' R* `0 t1 ]1 H6 nCondi: Kofi? 3 o+ ]) V$ q9 U( S) P) b0 H
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
& }! Y* y) p- j2 A4 i6 G" `Condi: And call who? 5 {' ~" s$ Z* f0 k$ d0 h( `) y# j
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
?5 f1 I9 a7 G: QCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
% A& G0 r1 D6 ]# s, ZGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ; l) o/ Z; E7 L& k( Q
Condi: Yes, sir. . a3 l8 R2 p7 P/ H7 B
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
( p- Q6 ~( J8 t, ~Condi: Kofi. # ?$ \ L& W I
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. y6 x \; d2 i P& K$ s# R# b
(Condi picks up the phone.)
; s7 f |0 Z! |7 x9 v& fCondi: Rice, here.
. A1 j9 n4 e( WGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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