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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) / I$ { a) v- F) [
' `/ a- j# T# K' a! k% qGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? . H( J- n- M" f" j
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
6 R# D7 v# E4 _ x4 k& ]& D; oGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
2 Y+ |, _+ d9 P5 ?3 y; yCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
. a: J% e. C" ~! V6 @/ d) k2 WGeorge: That's what I want to know. ! k7 c. _5 `) L b! q1 B
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
* C' }+ ]1 |! q4 w! G% NGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
% z- r3 c* q5 ?9 t. i, R( p( ?' zCondi: Yes.
6 ~/ W f3 |7 Y" `) cGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. & N7 U) D' S- Y" F6 z
Condi: Hu. % V- ^# _$ s: F4 g# H: O: {1 h
George: The guy in China. 0 _2 w3 Y* Z# j. ]
Condi: Hu.
! b& v# J( z3 j1 m: ?George: The new leader of China. s' Z0 c( T; T
Condi: Hu. 2 R4 u' B6 C! e& _; N+ P
George: The Chinaman!
7 d' W6 T- c- S/ |6 K$ cCondi: Hu is leading China.
: C; x. H; t* w$ L. Q- n- Z( ?George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 9 a( }4 X" u2 t' {6 y
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. , z( e6 Z- o2 n) p5 a' `. O9 w
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ( d: f( S5 s! X$ I. A: V) n
Condi: That's the man's name.
; o# B3 T+ K4 c9 v oGeorge: That's who's name? * Q$ `3 N& N% F! y0 [6 d
Condi: Yes. 9 c, S. t+ V" u3 z* M# D/ }
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
# a- s6 C) n7 CCondi: Yes, sir.
& x2 J" x; y' b+ o9 zGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
+ G. e4 j9 i( {- ~Condi: That's correct.
: a { b) E9 S, L6 w& i2 yGeorge: Then who is in China? $ |4 H/ i- z0 N) y8 j- v, K# V H
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 F9 v n7 T6 G" m( `George: Yassir is in China?
/ {. \: \) i$ ], L% @Condi: No, sir.
# {/ t4 y& V8 ?- ]& o3 lGeorge: Then who is? , I6 H, r; J& G1 T! J3 C
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 f) | m% r: E/ VGeorge: Yassir?
- R5 B2 b4 e! k) i6 ]Condi: No, sir. # y3 H! H; H J2 e8 A, X3 @
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
2 ?+ o4 L$ ]0 x7 |; NCondi: Kofi?
/ b( X# w6 x' @+ p9 ZGeorge: No, thanks.
: {% X+ z: k) \) J# M% V% WCondi: You want Kofi? 1 U# T- I$ ?# B
George: No.
8 W8 |9 n/ y" W4 g- KCondi: You don't want Kofi. ?3 E2 I/ {7 d
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
' I X( g+ _$ R' O! G# tCondi: Yes, sir.
) B o! z* g. O+ Z# E6 r! yGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ' x. S" T8 v, W+ y2 C' |
Condi: Kofi?
6 q) V8 S" p2 T1 G7 F$ ]' n0 lGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 0 X! ?! a2 m) W
Condi: And call who?
0 w# V' ^% E n7 JGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
/ A# h( E7 B$ \% |, G# |) B* uCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
}# Z9 K: g: z. W8 EGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
# ?( y. V; \- v6 C, vCondi: Yes, sir. $ V4 R D- z; \' K0 v" e
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
5 y1 x; H& Q$ _3 iCondi: Kofi. - v" `* m5 ~+ G2 o+ Y' Q- Q) q
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 8 O3 V6 y7 X j) ]+ q7 v) F% l
(Condi picks up the phone.) * M2 f# ~7 R* \( |8 T
Condi: Rice, here. 8 F* G" q) @: K ~8 K. s
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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