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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. , o( ?- ]9 @, n
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. + B8 X) `6 v. S6 @7 K
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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8 X; S/ K$ {, H8 l5 }6 Y# N5 ZIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. # P9 Y) C/ d. d4 q4 d% ~2 U+ }
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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3 H) \0 x2 ^0 w2 h- Q5 [A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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& n1 q% o3 J- Q P1 eMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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