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) C: N. X6 e7 [6 Q+ Z% eWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ) E X* {! X( {
9 D- q+ s( d3 D5 }2 L( }5 p [! XTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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8 ~1 V% d+ F' v4 t) YToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ( k* d, k1 I: m5 J
+ t( a1 G7 a& D0 V0 R+ \When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. + E6 F$ c8 M3 y; v! c% } \
5 S7 M, h: u; iIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ( |1 ?# ^4 |9 F& B( t
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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T% \7 M7 r4 G# @4 n+ }A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 5 a: t) |) y b. x
4 \# q, A* V5 ` I+ YMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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