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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. + A0 N% f' q4 ?$ D& [
$ W$ G- t/ f) o% H) gTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. * M; I9 [- I$ O8 b
5 T, }( y5 C( w* C* L8 pToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 W" q6 G: ~0 O
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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% a7 v8 E8 m4 r4 X+ wMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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