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Wisdom from Grandpa... 8 v: @& j% \$ w$ ]; ~3 H! R5 i
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ) H( J4 U0 U% e8 _: ]
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 5 s* z* P1 |) N% X
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. - Q" G5 J7 l Z+ Z& X9 r0 P* |
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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. c1 f7 p: K" V4 WOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 5 L7 Q# r8 a T, u
6 j' p9 f5 [) r' Y4 n# KA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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& }5 W1 F, l1 q0 x# R* a ]Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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