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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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0 ~+ o8 [0 H; I. i" \; Y9 wWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ; d+ C( l# J; O; _3 i( A( `7 D
2 Q1 E: f: {+ w2 C' B/ m! w( gTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. $ ?# i" c2 E# n0 i% ]/ b3 z! }, P
0 b: R" y$ l% n4 r. [Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ! `9 o6 Z/ L$ ]2 n) I
, R3 c# h! O3 m/ YWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ) x7 ^; Z2 [3 v# H
* v* @7 L) S4 r4 @& IOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 8 y; k4 q' \ k% i/ B
6 k# c& Q" Z' \* t) C* s2 `; }Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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