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6 f1 ]7 v2 y0 \$ W% n- z" c$ b* dWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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5 l( I+ i1 l+ J) t* @, ], GTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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. D: B; e. g/ T) s" gToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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0 H. {5 l5 Y, b8 d2 YWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. & O) F' D( c& N4 t6 u6 D4 h: @
$ ]9 g3 G0 B/ PMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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