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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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" B9 d) ~# ^: q9 n! PToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. : u9 i5 K% F# X/ B
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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3 a; i0 i$ w7 C$ ]6 ~! l) SIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. " N7 _ k) Z1 h4 M( K
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 6 ` | ^' f t0 F" T3 s! h) `
9 G v4 C7 X4 B' m" c1 S! G( MA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. : D- H* Q8 M1 |
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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