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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 6 n! X: [; w/ l& b+ R
+ g! g" b) B" \( W; ~Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. & A% `6 D' I. @( A, s: F: b" Q+ Q
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 0 \# x" V+ M* J- V Z1 h- Y* v
# j+ l; L% m% y3 r* R( NIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. . w6 a( Z( W' M* @" Z
! O$ ]: G' A- o6 ^9 SOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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+ i# m0 ~& w+ L4 i: }2 i; \$ aA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. , w1 N) c2 r4 R0 J8 S
+ x( p, [& x2 O! s/ n0 FMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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