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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
; [7 g+ m/ r/ D3 U6 OA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
, l/ M/ E" v( q- n$ l When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: g( _. v: S: w) fA: Tell him you're pregnant.) F1 z- W% R! G, _0 ?
V& {; G& x' j& X9 ]# \Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?/ L3 Z, R9 k- s: ^- O2 n
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?. a. H4 v8 x* H# v! \! K7 N% \, Q
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?9 L" w- t1 v9 k; P9 u% K. y3 a
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.0 B$ b0 S3 a* _
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
6 h/ y! L3 I, l" U, N+ fA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.0 {$ H! i B& w9 N
' ^# e4 O- T* k; C! {Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?1 e; ]6 ^. P* c3 ]$ ^9 J
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?' s0 c9 N% g2 n: E' R
A: "I remember these." |
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