Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
( [& I' M) k: }0 H! A2 AA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
0 |/ Z: V! |3 V( H0 ^     When you are done you will have a place to live.

! z) n2 f( V# ~  x* L: YQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
! v5 S% P5 H; mA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

, z7 w! X: G) hQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
$ R2 Y9 Y% n7 L: Y1 R" o$ gA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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" U5 b+ H$ ^. M* y8 ]  RQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
% C; q7 {; H' P; ]0 z. j1 _A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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! p2 R9 n6 `$ J4 W/ a. SQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
+ z) p# e9 A: h) F2 M# ^& ]  tA: Their foreheads.
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6 j8 }. k8 b# H* h$ e- |Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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