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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?1 l: W& x+ {. W5 v
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.2 R3 ?' j4 u5 @; w3 Y+ i0 }( L
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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" x6 c# x5 W4 aQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
& D. k" Y- q, {9 ?4 ^A: Tell him you're pregnant.: s, T, B, z/ @. m5 {
6 ~& q/ T+ B& j1 _Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?* `' o7 t, M, c- T5 x
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?' r$ P3 U0 f+ x9 \0 {
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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2 W& Q/ `3 N2 w6 N8 vQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?" p4 x) `5 {; q' @7 y2 Q
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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8 m* Q- ]) A- F2 jQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
, m7 X z3 }: DA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.9 k* w" F7 {) G* {1 M3 m9 ^1 U
' p8 d+ v/ a- I N) q5 V: GQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
2 K" D% N: R! l; ?A: Their foreheads.3 S) |: [8 I# }
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?4 N* P$ k) O. K) ^; @; N2 ~
A: "I remember these." |
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