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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
- h% o7 G3 D' u; Y( vA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement./ o9 {" n5 h" |& t& b" ?; R
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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2 [0 O4 Z3 L; v1 L4 |$ D9 jQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
4 G f* Q5 ~# G. L. B" }: aA: Tell him you're pregnant.9 S( u6 L- S. I1 A6 m! X" H2 N
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?) @8 O) [! R3 \0 m
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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" H; Y- V/ q. P( M- W$ f W1 JQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?: P6 ~2 O7 E6 R8 ?9 l3 ~: }: p, Z
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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7 G7 B5 y# b" d) Y ^7 _5 G/ VQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
1 ~% ^$ {) d/ v o" W6 L+ lA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
2 D1 b! R% f8 r& l1 y/ ~3 z( BA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.5 z' h, v% `9 p! @
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?# F, q, j$ x' {# E0 \4 e# c$ p1 V4 F! `
A: Their foreheads.
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7 K( p+ P: z( U% d' a; o. AQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
+ }. @2 `% W6 y6 H- t' U2 aA: "I remember these." |
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