Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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1 v4 V5 U- N2 e4 @Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
0 o* a( ^3 q3 w! z+ y) \  A$ F% LA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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: S; y; G: p; {0 {2 `Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
5 R; a) X0 {- T; J6 u: yA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

( _" X: Z! J* i0 v+ Z% t4 J( |' [/ ]Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

/ b0 w  T# |4 q& y; jQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
! Z7 P2 i( i4 OA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
4 B& j) M+ a: H; a: CA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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3 b6 o1 e8 _6 M  o7 VQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
- |& G0 G5 K+ @$ gA: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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