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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?3 i u$ z6 G2 w& f
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
" h* u, V4 `6 p9 L( E When you are done you will have a place to live.
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; k/ `8 a8 I; B; A" jQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?: Z9 {; \9 {5 d7 h' y+ }& G
A: Tell him you're pregnant." h2 O9 j# o5 b. t& ]% K9 G* Y' ?
3 l4 X* u$ B. J1 J& B/ U, N, pQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?5 u! R& X2 l5 j1 Q% W
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.5 l/ J3 q- H+ b( }8 Z# _
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?' w: ~ s% z; T; \5 J
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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+ Z" X( e$ W2 ?* X! O6 ]3 hQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?0 q2 B" \' b. t6 `4 k
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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. a! k2 i, }' J4 t2 z$ C! V- P. a( _Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?" B7 |6 }; \9 ~- K/ G
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.# K) {: G2 ~" k2 c/ H: z% i4 N* _ ?
) O* `5 ^( ~. h; A0 ]( h; ^% n0 yQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
: F& z( a5 H ], r5 k" XA: Their foreheads.8 D+ b- x$ Y$ m7 z6 i
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
7 o% v# P! M, N1 V! Q! R0 |, l% QA: "I remember these." |
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