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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
. g& P7 A+ U* tA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
8 Y) r" o2 ~. W' q' y When you are done you will have a place to live.
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. Y. Z# k! M! v. U: _! c9 ^. ^Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
* N/ J4 V, r4 l/ j% uA: Tell him you're pregnant.3 z0 [( y6 }% a! P9 T. R3 B
" ~8 {* d( R4 ~! n/ x9 QQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?& ?7 V. {5 ^. b- [* W8 ^! U8 P
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses., e2 e' T( C% U0 y$ v! w" m
/ }7 U& F. o I0 S, m: m% cQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; H8 f$ X& l% w% {) _) w9 uA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.. \4 Q" h& q9 q" H( r6 H
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?" M; w3 V: V, b. b
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.3 V7 v- I' N3 m1 Y
; x4 ?7 [( a. l Y0 ~& Z. {Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?/ u0 y6 m/ D& P/ x& w
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.% ^7 A0 G [7 O% s2 d4 r
4 r6 T1 J# U. p2 eQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?+ Z' k3 y% m0 b+ v ?
A: Their foreheads.% @' V/ U e( P" m9 ?5 B
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?; f! C$ S) s( B) j; j7 Z
A: "I remember these." |
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