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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
* N8 A: S) O3 AA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
9 M" v; R( N' v% C When you are done you will have a place to live.
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: A- x3 h; [& mQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 P" A- h2 _" B7 V* H- L l# @A: Tell him you're pregnant.+ t' o3 }4 `6 M# Q
2 s8 X2 B7 g, }0 K' Y, T, p0 MQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?, ^, I: z& V) s( S) A6 C
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
( ?) o" H6 K2 H* f# BA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.! i3 B% W. Y: E, t8 a0 L; r
3 \. w$ ~( C/ c. {7 PQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?2 }7 P. ]5 r! P9 z' a& b3 w
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.# A" b4 _/ S$ g
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?+ f7 b+ K4 d- V9 [ j5 t
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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& r x M; m. |+ H: ?Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?& G) H& |5 e0 n/ c
A: Their foreheads.7 ^5 T" z5 x) e
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?( c, [! S! z, U! Q
A: "I remember these." |
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