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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
; ]1 I5 O+ I1 M0 b d5 }A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
0 t9 C# I+ f) \3 M0 X When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?1 j5 S' h" C4 x' E# X E8 I
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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# l$ K$ i! \1 RQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?! y, W4 s5 G7 v4 ^2 e0 P+ w
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses./ K5 ]( n' s$ }( \, x
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?2 ~( w3 e* `% g! [
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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' }3 ?; d; r1 t- {Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
$ w" }/ P) l$ P% k2 h4 rA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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% w+ @/ M+ R2 f5 g; X( e; TQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
/ \8 Y! l% t; CA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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7 g- S, l4 b3 S: k0 `Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? u9 I* \- z- w& }
A: Their foreheads.( ~- F. D8 Q, ?1 H i
2 z3 v# m b" r9 R1 ]2 v- o1 \Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
0 D( P+ u" b9 m/ `$ T) `" CA: "I remember these." |
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