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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ; o# |7 _: U4 r2 I G0 @' ~
) L0 _! l* @* @' H) T) w" lJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”# I6 i6 F0 G( I d3 r5 K: v7 ^
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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N1 ~& X9 O+ c6 i/ V1 JThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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3 J4 ~8 [6 t: Q6 l, H" t[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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