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Bad Relationship
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9 h9 Z- T% n, ?# l4 \% }( C# mTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. $ z) O0 O9 P$ O/ e' C
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”$ A/ @) a# A) R: J, A
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”( H) l2 r7 e" U ?
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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( _, z }2 K8 h8 ^2 T, S[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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