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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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, ~) G9 N9 ]' C! MJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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" b7 H; c) @5 ?And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”6 m+ O6 U7 N6 W# f/ I3 b \
# P7 t! M3 n# d”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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. h6 g! L+ ]" C% q8 eThe scale says: Sorry, no change today. V, ?: g: K# C0 }1 j1 }
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