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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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( F* U7 e: k* j- jJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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2 T) _6 ]" x- h9 V) k$ B# ? c”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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/ p: t4 j/ }, _- @( F6 `The scale says: Sorry, no change today, [6 K9 R% Z2 v
" G- R% m" g9 J[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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