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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ) \( o$ a; X5 A: R
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; _- Y0 {+ V" P4 h: ~1 I; hAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”2 g% O- k6 g, ?. R$ b
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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; v* z; B0 Q! q. Q+ K' x! h[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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