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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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]4 ^3 @( v& H! G5 f3 D$ ^And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”& _/ Q" [5 X$ e9 Z0 e& U
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”7 I2 T( F: L2 m* d) W3 L3 `
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% V& b$ J+ M. b& ]3 ?, B0 J! \& r: x; PThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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