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Bad Relationship
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' g& I# O2 e# c* M% f, t5 v" DTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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9 ^ `0 u( t/ M" j6 i$ }% J* [Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”3 v2 Y! K9 G' `4 u; k
; }, w9 |9 o& dAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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- S1 b% e: x& C. g3 {( E”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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! `8 P4 d; T8 U5 t `( t3 tThe scale says: Sorry, no change today- q. P8 c- p5 n1 w/ P% [$ E5 I
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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