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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 j }' g, n' I4 V2 y: d5 |
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 U; M5 N9 l% T" Q+ Q- V
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 S7 {& O5 D$ ]8 r2 @3 U3 J7 K) s
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( s8 I' ]$ E: l8 l3 N. jDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
$ R: }& C, G' Y" c, k/ g8 ~2 L' }TEACHER: What are you talking about?
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2 V9 z& U% L yTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' z: T. I. ]4 o$ P6 b
WINNIE: Me!
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) y/ `2 M8 ]4 F4 vTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! n6 c9 w+ e: v3 x( d8 [GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'& |$ [" _ ~0 k' K) F4 \
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'9 m. c% ?) M' g3 R
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? p& Z; C6 M; j2 h! G
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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4 Y: s* @+ L' H! A, K; eTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 {1 \0 D" t3 ]) w
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 }1 A9 J) ~) K$ ~ F9 M
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# K' S( t T' bCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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) E7 a8 e+ x1 Z* t9 wTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& J6 K/ \8 P1 K( \1 ^HAROLD: A teacher
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