Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& j8 g( h# f5 `9 p, jMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
2 u1 e+ h# h2 Z9 ^1 O6 TCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
3 y9 V$ d8 {# u. I9 e4 J- pTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 z+ Y" M+ j, t9 D0 I3 jTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) \- q: ~1 ?' o8 r% D  aDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
) F5 x3 ]8 \% XDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. Y& t! j6 R$ ^# G' s8 fTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 W+ c) d' K" Y$ I* LWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 I( t! x. s  E& c  kGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 D: @* B' U5 B6 g# T: vTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
+ M9 @8 }& G2 M4 i9 mMILLIE:          I is..
' y6 v. Y5 [) N& {8 iTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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5 {5 a" r5 f* r0 dTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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. p' i6 u. L- D" x) KTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 D! I* T  e+ u. OSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, ^4 J: l; t0 T' ATEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ L' _: w5 U/ `3 S% i! gCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)