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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. m# }) t. M1 b2 X
MARIA: Here it is.
" H, c3 n3 Q- p1 ?TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& b2 }1 @& w" x* A: iJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 t( i: a, n% S, u9 q Y% O3 S9 \' w4 tTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% [! g1 q" w7 Q2 |/ e) y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
# Q, X! r& K* ]1 `' j( Y& i$ HTEACHER: No, that's wrong3 D- X1 @3 D/ M! b: E5 C
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 m) o( M4 f# Y- l. b4 p9 wTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?% H0 s0 s q* ]( \# w
DONALD: H I J K L M N O., q: {( h% Z- L! i- m
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
! N. U. R% A2 ?8 cDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 P W# |4 e' y2 X7 \ a: F
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- y* N" O% Y. Y# H. C, _TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 t$ m; s Z6 f2 `) g7 e# o7 ~
WINNIE: Me!3 Y: d4 Z! S: y: D
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5 r/ t; @" _7 R$ vTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% m. _/ O0 ~" L+ wGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 O/ O2 u8 N! i* {TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' k9 m" K' d# k9 v- c
MILLIE: I is..
F2 o* a; p: _- l+ v0 sTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 F6 P2 }" ^( g1 P. TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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& ]& q' }- H3 v, j; ]9 ]TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? y; n: q Q& g) Q) }
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 [! L% \3 f. X5 g% T2 ]% @. ]
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?) O% X- V3 o. I. M1 {1 _
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.: u" |/ ~9 L3 l. q" l% I
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; _% X/ _. v/ w8 I. bTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 E9 e m0 A1 k( T
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.7 z v1 M' X; p6 J1 ` j D
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8 C3 U, ^6 b/ q* \+ YTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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