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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ `! B+ i, s* S: t4 u; }, g
MARIA: Here it is.' N! U9 O" ~9 l7 F$ |
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?: K1 ` z8 ^2 r( U4 Q
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' W, v0 @- O0 u" |# s9 CJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. s7 B# U8 m4 n4 X9 v/ s/ s
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# w2 \1 J9 z2 |6 g3 i; i
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 e, u; k! s) N% l- e
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7 c0 d& G1 R; ]) cTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ |/ ~& `# Q4 M7 t, e9 b; P5 |- J5 w' VDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
% t0 L! \% m6 U( f7 o# z# ^& XTEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 U) C6 c& N; _* T0 Z: Z6 tDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 R/ G) \0 f. h$ r( V
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0 |& K" n2 G! uTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 m1 J, f; T1 T6 D: V: }0 }WINNIE: Me!: k1 C2 y" M- z' }2 i$ m# m
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?2 e; O: q" f1 G4 r
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' U- z5 Y2 x; ~: R
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
/ E( h8 e# d, a: wMILLIE: I is..4 ]; N* N& T2 Q0 n
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
b: k1 i" A" g4 A, g& ?* `MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' }6 P0 u5 T. Y
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) g6 [1 d. s: o& M; oTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 R! h# m1 b5 D
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& \" j: O- J) R7 r5 N1 y
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 e* m- P# \6 X
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ b+ w. w! S* X0 |5 ]4 \2 ~) g* l& SHAROLD: A teacher
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