Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
; U2 e" N+ m' [+ Q4 xTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! t1 o& v$ T5 t+ L* g# ~JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
  x- A: ]3 a5 c* g% wGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
4 R8 H& n1 y( V; Y; B3 j' _GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* ], @1 M, i; i6 y0 yTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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( A5 ?) ~  v3 f9 T' v0 J+ W# JTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, H' S' G1 O8 @7 sGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 m$ [$ C5 v8 O9 H, _) kTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
0 n- p8 b0 u' rTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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/ @; k' B! z8 U6 @; l/ |TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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9 E8 Y1 v! v) T7 P1 v2 wTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 e/ K. r! B) g& xCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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, Y7 d, i. J$ J. |( a/ ZTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" T, R: P. T5 W; t$ ?3 nHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)