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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 _# |4 G! Q# y7 w7 w
MARIA: Here it is.3 h+ Y; R' C8 l: r) m3 n' z
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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* Z" T$ |- R9 R8 r; [7 K* b! ?TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # Y; f* ]- O+ Y1 J1 h
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.+ u N0 @' k/ m* G, O
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" e2 k2 s7 C4 j: d3 V! ]7 Y8 L6 ?6 CGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 u8 O0 m/ a0 w9 LTEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ p# ^( N R& _5 D5 `1 rGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ Y: i: Y' _9 l$ v% E5 `TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" b3 X/ x; R5 ODONALD: H I J K L M N O.( V5 x. t, ` H3 n7 L: ~, d. r
TEACHER: What are you talking about?" l1 Q; C" I3 _6 |; X
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.9 r1 \2 ?# `( l+ u
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: Q8 F) c- Y v$ n' i
WINNIE: Me!& U& A; S' z J; ^4 J+ H( J
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/ V2 b: d5 b% \2 JTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) _3 c! d8 X5 _, f# UGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# {# T' |7 l" P2 eTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. l0 G2 B5 a! \, s8 J. V. G9 b9 ?
MILLIE: I is..
" V+ s% a$ j9 STEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ C/ C1 |: i* W2 n/ }MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' " L* f2 p4 C. v
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- N4 K9 q/ w6 P' xLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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* k, k% r y& `9 _, V3 STEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 L* E0 q& I$ u$ P5 @# K$ z9 KSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.0 K2 m/ i. a/ N6 y4 X( q; M+ k6 n# m
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ m2 l8 Q) q' q* }8 F1 bCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.4 ^0 a" n$ p, i0 ?# F3 q
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?+ o0 B4 {* x, O) A2 J0 _1 r
HAROLD: A teacher
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