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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 ^" U' A9 Z% k. b0 J9 F% E
MARIA: Here it is.
# k2 ?2 {) [# c2 t8 v0 R sTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?+ \$ K1 |" ?8 O/ @, L+ o
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' }$ h, t+ T2 B1 t- U3 X! }9 ^1 s9 e
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.; j# @2 O; H9 ^0 a. z3 L# e
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'8 l7 A: ^+ _* H3 L" U% i* D2 n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ I7 ]5 v4 V6 m k# Z4 DTEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 n- s7 k% j" w$ ?. x3 M9 [% |. AGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: {5 I( u. a. V8 @7 HTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
5 u6 _/ J3 [9 T7 a# y MDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.! h' o8 o, M9 M/ s; ]' O/ \% u: J
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: A2 u, {* K; N9 U
WINNIE: Me!, @; x( } I" ^
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$ ~8 l2 M' E0 m2 \" Q2 i: I4 `& ATEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 p% w% ^) I+ S1 K3 JGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 B& b6 E# S2 tMILLIE: I is..
8 ]& E0 n5 n, A! V- h' PTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% s; c% `) F- R- U& j( T
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' - i' M$ g: g; v3 z
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; X1 l- }8 s! B M, uLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 \8 s2 k& u; \$ V3 K1 J; @4 Y& M
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?; q4 t1 `% z' I" _# h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.% ]# t9 Q3 M# y. u$ r7 S* E$ R
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; h8 H5 c1 { C5 z8 t( D, ^; sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 W0 k' o/ u8 ]1 UHAROLD: A teacher
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