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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
( \+ @- m0 ?9 x8 }* O* P' hMARIA: Here it is.5 E$ h# z R% {" i5 C* b( z: l
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?. O3 U6 j S7 b
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ m; [4 q+ M8 m7 ~' B/ XJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; G8 p4 I4 G+ l. z8 k6 H( gTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 p' j8 p ?* J6 z6 D$ N
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
g- u6 @) r8 V1 x8 Z7 ATEACHER: No, that's wrong
; ?% ~0 I2 ^0 k% u) Y% O; UGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., X! o3 k" f" n7 d' o
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( p: b1 i3 b1 w# UTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" i( J2 T! Q* d2 {' Z3 DDONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 K, Y# W' \9 I/ u! \6 [/ \
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
; Q9 r/ p3 G# s5 ?- j* q- T7 k9 ~' ADONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 G! }0 s6 t9 Y" m5 x' J3 D8 j3 LTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 S' A0 @' W. |" \& E0 f0 G* ^WINNIE: Me!# L2 @& i4 ^- G: q9 n( w! }' a
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% I; z: o- S1 K1 u0 R" Y' I9 LGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" b# y+ Y2 E' w
MILLIE: I is..
: p( H* t" q8 K c) H" XTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 d2 \+ o4 Z6 `2 q1 J0 b" Z/ `9 YMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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- N! y0 a/ J! ]* B3 V- C. \TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 }0 w9 j" X+ O/ c' dLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 E' ]$ K# m3 ~7 b
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 d# B0 Y/ F3 C( g7 x! D+ x
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, H5 V% j4 {/ q, @; m/ g6 X1 I9 q3 }
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 X5 k1 O" K- w! ?; d* J/ NHAROLD: A teacher 3 W/ V2 a3 q5 t4 R; e! c
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