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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.0 a+ @9 t0 `7 S) [9 R9 q
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."' z6 v- h4 R+ M9 q3 e7 n; w: i
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
! M+ N& H' z6 {( \5 H1 lThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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