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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.1 f! H! ~) S0 c
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
' k% v/ t7 s. E0 ~The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
3 G& m/ p4 U" }- ?3 cThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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