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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
) b& x7 D3 R# o6 C1 ~ o9 u"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
& R; H# E2 o) \2 x7 v$ `6 T( ]+ ~# OThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
+ U/ ]4 M# z! Y* CThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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