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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure./ ?2 Z$ e2 X: W, g0 [: [$ i
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: # M, {7 c% T X$ \+ ^4 C
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did." r- P; L+ n7 l" H, |
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
8 l; i* u4 l0 F# J7 Q) l7 WThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did., R* x) y- [; k0 a5 V8 x
2 @$ y: m3 A$ N! ?) `2 g, hThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'" ]5 S# G2 k- `7 |+ g9 r! O
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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