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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
' Z6 l# S& r0 W* ^4 a5 ~As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'8 l1 ?' D4 h# ?2 h
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The Cowboy says:
5 U9 }5 n4 i% a, E9 {6 S'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. B$ L) f* {& A6 I% u0 B7 ^
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.! p! `; z) h& m9 L) V6 R b+ Y' V
0 Z/ M2 g0 k& D; Y) gThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.7 A1 ?! v& W7 b) j' e" R
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.9 I; a& \, }' k& U( S
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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