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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 ^# c2 B7 x$ T# H! v. ~As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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* c5 I4 P& G- m3 E9 Q& NThe Cowboy says:
6 K9 q0 f, t4 J0 \# ?7 F'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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8 Z* q a2 L! N9 m; M EWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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+ p0 |1 V6 v* x2 ^, E1 nThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
8 w# }5 \. E" i% C& l R; bThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.4 z2 K9 i+ u! A0 y
/ u. _( J- l8 [; a [Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'9 F4 n' I7 Q6 d
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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