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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.2 K0 T/ v+ B0 C8 ?, {
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'5 T% l7 n* g; U+ F! t
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The Cowboy says:
, O- a, \8 y/ N'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.1 I% ]9 J! C5 b; {
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
6 s7 T1 ]& i h$ F1 b5 kThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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8 Y' K! ^; C* g* I+ D7 x5 zThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'. r4 U# n( g+ L# r; S# t9 Z! q$ h9 ?( y
2 m+ T+ ~ m7 ^* X1 cSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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