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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
3 q. g+ R" P$ p- T& s% CAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'0 o* g( Z! w# S9 M8 l1 l Y
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The Cowboy says:
9 t! L+ Q5 g# t! Z: w. h8 i'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.7 @& }3 y+ L: {. q7 `2 K
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
3 _5 K% }& a9 @# bThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'2 I- o0 d; x- v3 c G" S
8 u( ?( v/ X4 r: m# e" mSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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