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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.8 z) v) T# ]! V. Q0 ?9 l: V
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
) F" Y, U5 ~5 M1 y0 X- }'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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( @, f! L# }: BWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.2 W( K% Y' b w, g4 b* M) I
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.! K. k K: \. W( z1 S# B( t
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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, c5 Y6 k7 t0 \, YThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'* e+ \( E' d7 y
' h' o4 ~$ E J. V# K. {3 B; O) uSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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