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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
. [) G+ y" [& q9 j6 u8 FAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
9 |7 G Q' W! V! {& \8 m4 u; }'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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- Y) ?# e8 l" U, b5 n. }8 KWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.$ v: t" A8 Z& G1 A* C' q
# E$ Z& l! A; g& g( X+ z( {: K- e! WThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.8 B2 F* s0 q& W" B& x- T; e5 I. [
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.# p b( V* k4 L4 ^# f9 M
3 N, _6 L K5 H: u0 u1 @$ ZThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'8 q% E- d. M3 T7 \9 e3 O
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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