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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
2 C. z1 O; x2 L9 S1 Y, W9 y$ mAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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' G. Z% U6 z$ T9 f. ]3 ]The Cowboy says: ) E5 J5 C2 l0 j7 P5 z" n8 L
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.5 j$ o( i5 d( ^- q1 O# u
+ G6 c/ B) ~7 T# n3 N$ d7 OThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
2 k3 @4 q: F5 ?7 y3 y2 fThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 ?/ {( ~) l# X9 j/ [, @ a
& o8 i' E0 V9 j; q+ hThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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