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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says:
' Q3 U2 F1 q* ^'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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! Y/ B* A% ^* h/ U2 T/ a1 r/ T2 M! XWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
+ N5 p' O+ j) u B3 ^Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.! O! D! J: y8 C4 X' D
& ?- `( \- {1 [+ {Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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. y/ w- m+ T/ w0 P" B! A# B# OSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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