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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.9 v# r6 R' g/ c. L& m3 X( y3 Z9 I! m
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'1 d+ |8 \9 t3 k+ d9 l
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The Cowboy says: / f% e4 Z: p0 Y2 W/ W. s
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.1 V+ j5 s0 B+ J" }/ |
7 G5 o0 `* Y% d9 i3 o5 [. ]We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did./ c. i- o1 K0 ~0 O3 F
& n% w, I' s7 c+ K1 l. DThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
) D3 I0 c% l: p, Z, [9 fThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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/ `9 B9 k- W3 \5 N. [$ W( uThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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! s4 W/ w( T/ f6 U& DSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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