An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra " W8 E; J* b" \$ m' t$ `0 M. Q! B! l
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'& H& g" l* K) V' ~! Q1 u# W. j
% O; Q- ?; H: k9 g'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' c( V# O( x) d- [ l" L 6 ~" _0 ~4 V" S }" N8 ^7 H2 m% gbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 8 Q4 e0 x: P. |. N4 S : ?% z4 x! z2 e6 j'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. . [5 t2 C7 J6 H' x
K- H }+ V' g' w( SI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'