An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - i9 [, G! u, Y' P2 | 2 S( k @; [% v" M) C: M$ ]'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'. P8 `$ B! X7 g: R* x
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ' Y5 M' J) }4 O9 ?) a ; ]1 V0 L$ \! R2 p* l9 Ybut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '! U, ~, b; s( a# d4 j4 i/ e
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 8 z' @7 ^. R8 ~) @
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'