An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 9 e$ F# k/ @- | 1 n9 W3 q! l7 a' M0 }; L _'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' , w5 q2 }7 @+ t5 e4 y4 ?3 I1 z ) R2 \8 K' I: W9 Q: ]! L'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '9 v% a: y. i9 `- i
7 |' n& q( u( d& Pbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ', {( {1 x& I' H% Z2 _3 ]
* T. H* t/ ]# }'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ! \0 Y0 R$ M% l9 N* h' b# [8 {( g& \+ n T- R, P7 ~: U$ o
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'