An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 6 m7 W% S E0 K$ R 2 ]0 C1 N L2 E: N; ^'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?', A% |- e, d# A J5 x
+ p! W( y) _$ }; X! U& f'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ) f/ g& H3 B3 }5 G7 G2 V; Z+ c6 f* Y/ k, j. q) N2 |# p$ S
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '3 ]8 A( d- b( Q2 m& ]0 Q/ z8 i
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 I" o% m( |1 C2 [6 q' ?9 h
$ h5 G- Q. }9 rI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'