An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 E5 l" h) M7 V' _
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' : }7 e, K8 y2 ]# x- F7 X & ]" n% D3 H+ j/ g4 \
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '1 c2 x! P, Q3 v( O
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' & E e0 A; O/ H g' E; z ! [% x* Y9 N$ M) j' P# _6 O3 a
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. + N8 S+ X8 d9 v6 S0 x, _% g+ R4 M8 p0 y+ [+ V2 J; w% w0 l6 N
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'