An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ; M/ J! }+ H6 W+ Q2 l. b& x* Y8 O2 V3 P; G! t' p2 ~
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'7 C% d, {) A& M C) _# {
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 1 `: j5 [" V; d/ G" w; H' a$ w & ~5 |7 \6 [7 F2 m" ~1 X) Vbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '! \- S2 O6 X9 r w
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. + ? E2 Q4 J. A( M$ f8 A/ K0 s8 D8 g3 S
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'