An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ' a- H, j" C0 [! A8 W! T2 l4 Z1 g- l
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'" L8 R0 H- c# O- I& N9 i9 N$ J
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ', K0 t8 F6 m8 Y( |2 ^ K, y
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '# [+ Q& r6 D. h% s; @; T l# K
0 F8 [+ h, {4 Y5 t' F" n'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ; V* V* G) B' o# @4 [7 u
" I4 s E# M5 v' H$ oI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'