An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra , p/ G* e' A+ k8 O4 Q) W& Z+ r2 t* C) c {5 P% Y i9 Z
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 0 L* ?5 W# R) \, y 0 u7 ]& B. I0 A5 B2 C7 n
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '1 L9 @5 {, T& B+ q
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ': a7 H1 D6 a; ]0 P4 I8 @8 I3 Z
' G! L, c4 H1 J9 M: V* a: @'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 3 u( R( a1 D: O4 J% w0 Y; \: E0 S- N* V
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'