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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.. h1 `1 P: p' k# M6 y/ {) z
0 P( Z4 k1 l! eThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.1 G2 @% _# c. V* ] o8 r: A1 I
" z: H8 }* J8 i, B: J# D8 M$ gThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.5 ]) r* i" F9 o, G, H b) V
" P' O8 |, i& ^" |6 vThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:4 l% L" z; D7 D2 H; I5 j
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.; G) t( o2 u4 L9 } Z
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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* w6 H8 l N& v" j; [, E" AThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.": ^- s% m3 n" m2 L4 c1 |0 x
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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